Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 You can no longer 3D model. You can only imagine you are 3D modeling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 A world in which rock as a genre of music never emerged in the 40s and 50s, and "Freddie Mercury" remained Farrokh Bulsara in Zanzibar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Surrounded by beautiful, shiny things just out of your reach 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 13 hours ago, 6tails said: Everything is stiff, nothing can wave. EV-erything? *eyebrow*eyebrow* Meanwhile, for DrGravitas: a world in which the only science is Christian Science. (Actually, that's kinda my hell as well.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Imprisonment in anechoic chamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Triangles don't exist...And the only entertainment on TV and web videos is stand up comedy by carrot top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 All people are bald. Deal with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Red laser dots EVERYWHERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Only natural medicine exists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucidLynx Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 The only existing TV show is Full House. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 The only existing TV show is Family Matters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I don't know what your hell's like, but your devil looks like this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 That's a joke. Fucking laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 13 hours ago, Osrik said: A world in which rock as a genre of music never emerged in the 40s and 50s, and "Freddie Mercury" remained Farrokh Bulsara in Zanzibar. To be fair, I would be able to listen to other genres of music. And, "Farrokh Bulsara in Zanzibar" sounds like it could make a lovely book title. Hell for TheGreatFanatic would be simple: No FNAF was ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 No sidewalks not surfing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Britt constantly held you by the balls and not in the good way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucidLynx Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 It is impossible for you to get an erection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Cooking is forbidden, all food must be consumed raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 You are a potato! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 23 hours ago, DrGravitas said: Your Tiger leaves you and everyone else rejects and shuns you. You are left alone for all eternity, save for the occasional person teasing you with the possibility of connection before they too leave you alone again. We can always rely on you for some truly terrifying thoughts. You aren't a cat. Instead you have a new fursona everyday, and they are each progressively weirder and creepier than the last. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Nickelodeon slimes main ingredient is hydrochloric acid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Every pie is thrown at you, but your lover doesn't eat it off ): 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 A word of nothing but Mormons, where you have to wear those magic underwear and sex only comes in one flavor, and rarely: Vanilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 14 hours ago, Enigma said: You are a potato! whut? skip me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 19 minutes ago, Caledonian said: skip me No! Your hell is actually living in Scotland. The real one. Glasgow I reckon. Fossa Boy: your hell can be a cage surrounded by lemurs with pitchforks, being forced to watch while the rest of Madagascar's rainforest is slowly levelled into farmland by greedy humans in Ronald MacDonald costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 45 minutes ago, Faust said: No! Your hell is actually living in Scotland. The real one. Glasgow I reckon. Excuse me? I've been to Glasgow,and i must say i liked it...i fail to see the hell in this. Skip me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 19 minutes ago, Caledonian said: Excuse me? I've been to Glasgow,and i must say i liked it...i fail to see the hell in this. Skip me No again! Your hell is that Glasgow actually sucks, but you're being brainwashed to believe it is good. However your mind rejects it and you end up living in a state of thinking you love Glasgow, but subconsciously you are being tormented. Faust: Your fangs are made of pretzels, you can no longer fly because your wings have holes in them, and rodents and insects eat only one thing. Bats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Caledonian said: whut? skip me @Feelwell the Rabbit Welcome Aperture Science. You will be testing the new Repulsion Gel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 You live in a Dr.Steve Brule-esque world where everything and everyone has the same type of creepy, bland and grotesque stigma to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 The pies being thrown in your face are now filled with acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 16, 2016 Author Share Posted July 16, 2016 Freddie Mercury, never existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 You have a horrendous allergy to sunscreen or any type of burn soothe product. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Selfies are forbidden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 No gays allowed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Donald trump gets elected and then assassinated while shaking your hand. Your find yourself being used as a scapegoat. Your sentance is to be used as part of the building materials for the Donald Trump memorial border wall and so you spend all eternity conscious and immobilized as illegal immigrants clamber over your ineffectual 'body'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 You go to work and find out all you do is endless meetings... oh wait- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Facebook is now illegal for anyone under 60 years of age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Electro magnetic pulse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Every house you will own, will lack a kitchen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 I reckon it'd involve a fifty foot tall bagpipe octopus monster, a herd of killer haggis and a psychotic Rabbie Burns with a claymore, probably calling you a 'wee sleek it cowrin tim'rous beastie'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Bronies will mistake you as Lauren and they start pestering your everyday life. You also get to witness their cringiest stuff through fan mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 You are only allowed to watch MLP and you are only allowed to interact with bronies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Your supply of mind altering substances has been confiscated and you now have to have live your daily existence in sobriety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 You are now forced to wear only khaki every day, and if you even try to put anything else on, it burns you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 you can never leave your city, and your flags lay just behind the city border. they cannot be brought into the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 A world that only believes in Bigfoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Fossas are hunted for bloodsport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 You are now barred from your preferred music genres and your only musical entertainment consists of modern American pop music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 You're transformed into a circus poodle, and juggled by clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 There are no trees to "discreetly" hide behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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