Enigma Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 You live in El Paso, Texas now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Enigma said: You live in El Paso, Texas now. Oh god, that's hell for me and I live in Texas. You're forever surrounded by lesbians who want nothing to do with you or each other ): 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 A world without otters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Complementary metal-oxide semiconductor image sensors do not exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Being the pet of these goth teens, who think it'd be fun to see how many ear piercings they can give you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 A world in which rocks, minerals, gems and computers do not exist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Fossas are long extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 The year is 2029 and humanity has been nuked to hell and back, littering the group with their skeletons, and Terminators are constantly stomping on their skulls. You are every skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Adobe switches all their software to paid subscription services. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Metal and rock music both get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 6 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Adobe switches all their software to paid subscription services. (Skip me, do Caledonian) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Scotland is wiped out by a doomsday plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 No calcium for you. Ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 You will meet Alan Turing, who will break you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 You actually legit get snagged by someone and never return ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Colorguard is an offense punishable by death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Has every single music type available to listen too... ... except Rock or any of its sub-genres! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 The only metal you are allowed to listen to is deathcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 Donald Trump is killed, but takes over your body. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You no longer feel well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: You no longer feel well. I haven't for some time. Its stopped becoming hell and started becoming the norm. (Skip me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You are not skipped, and you still do not feel well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Being locked in a room with a loudspeaker constantly playing all of Donald Trump's rally on repeat, oh and he has a really high and squeaky voice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 49 minutes ago, Kinharia said: Being locked in a room with a loudspeaker constantly playing all of Donald Trump's rally on repeat, oh and he has a really high and squeaky voice. That sounds hilarious! Sign me up! Meanwhile your hell can be having your tongue nailed to one mountain, your toes nailed to another, and being slowly torn apart by continental drift. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You're captured and kept as a pet by a very, very strict grandmotherly vegan with bad eyesight who mistakes you for Tweety Bird, and puts you in a bird cage, and feeds you birdseed. You do manage to bite the hand that feeds you, from time to time, and there's a rather dense cat that comes around, and also offers periodic nourishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You become a fossil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Everyday, you must spend 12 hours listening to very loud country music in a barn in Nebraska, while square dancing half of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Technology starts moving at an extraordinarily high pace, which you can't keep up with. Eventually, everyone leaves Earth behind, as it gets completely devoid of any non-human life, and you're the only one left on a polluted, dying planet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai-Fish Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You are forced to endure constant high-pitched noises whenever you try to sleep, keeping you awake from the sheer pain of the frequency. Your only release is passing out, and the cycle will never end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 You are forced to live in a world where senpai will never notice you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 In a world.. where weebs are hunted down and enslaved. And not in the good way which involves sex, no, in the bad way, which involves being worked to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 You are stuck in a middle eastern country, where you must try your hardest to conceal your sexuality or face a painful death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 All your joints are welded together, leaving you immobalized. Then a trio of horny cyberdemons happen to come upon you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Every computer you touch spontaneously combusts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 In Lazermaster's hell, masters laser YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Your teeth fall out, and you have to get dentures. They are rather dull, and take five minutes to piece the skin...many animals get quite upset at your feeding habits, giving you many bruises, black eyes, fat lips and other woes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 The earth has run out of trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 you constantly think you know what species you sona is.... but you don't know exactly what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Time out chair! Now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 You are denied all sex from the cure men and the intelligent women. Now all you get are creepy old men and XXXXXXL SJWs from tumblr. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 All the Dominos go out of business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 A Hell that is frozen over because something unbelievable happened in this world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Snagged Cub said: A Hell that is frozen over because something unbelievable happened in this world That's funny because early people originally thought hell was frozen completely. Nobody will make up their mind on what it is will they? Skip me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 9, 2016 Author Share Posted September 9, 2016 The word "Cub" is banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 You must repeat High School for all eternity. You have quickly memorized every single lecture, yet something always ruins your grades or otherwise gets you held back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 A place where all learning is monitored and controlled by Creationists, Christian Scientists, Scientologists, the Flat Earth Society, Holocaust Deniers and Sesame Street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 You have rabies! Oh noes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Gay cats are banned from doing gay cat things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 `You're abducted by a sadistic clown, who locks you in a padded cell, and forces you to listen to nothing but boy bands at a very high volume, for 12 hours a day, while he peers into through a small window, laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Madagascar will be nuked by Best Korea in 3....2....1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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