Caledonian Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Burritos are discovered as the main source of death in youngsters, and thus banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 All bagpipes are steam-powered. If that doesn't sound so bad, wait till you try blowing into it and getting a mouthful of scalding water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 All flying creatures must use earplugs, that block out 99% of all sounds/vibrations, while in flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Being hunted down by shadowmen in the twisted labyrinth of an oil refinery filled with jump-scare steam hisses, pipes that burst and cover you with scaling oil or other chemicals, and other mechanical menaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 @DrGravitas Ouch! Being caught in a time where the Earth is still thought to be flat, and then, somehow falling off the edge, into the abyss, and becoming famous for managing to prove that it is, even though it isn't, setting science back over 5,000 years, as you watch a very primitive earth while trapped in an eerie cosmic void. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Everything is in Russian and everyone growls while slams and blast beats play in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 The only music you are allowed to listen to is hiphop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Caledonian said: The only music you are allowed to listen to is hiphop. I said hip, hop, a hippity hop You get turned into a living bagpipe, but it's owned by a bad owner who doesn't take care of it and plays horribly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 44 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: You get turned into a living bagpipe, but it's owned by a bad owner who doesn't take care of it and plays horribly. You have to stand there forever and listen to them both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 You are trapped in a bagpipe testing facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 All heavy metal music may only be played on one instrument: the electric bagpipe, and also feature only versions of 'top 40' pop music hits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 You have to listen to me talking about bagpipes for a few hours every day. Day one is about how much rubbish electrical pipes are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 (This bagpipe theme has really caught on : ) ) The pipes in all bagpipes must now be cast from very thick lead, causing them to weigh over 300 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 The national musical instrument of Madagascar is now... ...mwahahaha... ...the Vuvuzela! (Bet you thought it was going to be bagpipes) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 No forum games section. Just boringly serious threads 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Your 24 hour job is to moderate the serious threads as two rival gangs of SJWs fight and you constantly get criticized for being a shitty moderator. And you don't get paid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You wake up tomorrow. And FeelBad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You have to spend eternity dating a girl with no booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Rpgs, be it tabletop or online, are now strictly forbidden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 All sheep must now wear realistic wolf costumes, which makes it very hard to tell wolves and sheep apart, resulting in total chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 The lemurs are unionised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Forced to hang upside down by your feet for all et- oh, uhh... corks are affixed to your fangs for all eternity! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Having to do away with the 3D modelled floof and manage to render as very low poly cainine on a amiga A3000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 A world where all electricity costs more then the current price of gold, per KwH, no matter how it is produced/procured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Well you look like a tree hugger. Your land of trees is cut down, and the lumber is turned into discount furniture which requires hours of assembly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Everyone keeps calling you Flop, largely because all your efforts (including simple things such as walking) tends to do such. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 You shall not have visited this site until hell freezes over 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 We're duking it out forever in a chess match 😝 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Your face gets paralyzed in the same expression as your avi, so that you're always squinting, and the way your teeth are, you can sorta talk, but it's very hard to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 All tree trunks become frictionless so you can't go up or down anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 You are now the most weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 You go deaf. No more metal for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 A world of very clever Roadrunners, where anvils and rocks are always falling on your head, and all your schemes to catch and eat these birds backfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 A deforested boxed in flat area where you are exposed to predators 24/7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Malnourished in a hot, private zoo in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 You are suddenly attacked in the press and via ads by a number of well financed campaign groups, including: FAG: Foxes against Gravitas CRAG: Concerned rhinos against Gravitas BAG: Bovines against Gravitas SCAG: Sardonic catfish against Gravitas ...and nobody knows what evil forces are behind powering these big-spending attack ad running, Gravitas opposition groups! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Let's go back to the deforested box filled with predators that was suggested that one sounds nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 A world where ears may never flop. They simply remain frozen upright. Also you're on fire, because why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Every rabbit warren you go into has a totalitarian dictatorship of rabbits in that makes watership down seem tame by comparison. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Dial modem noises and other screeching electronics, played at jetplane-takeoff volumes as you float in an endless void of television static for all eternity! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You can't use any shaders for 3D rendering and have to resort to applying fur one follicle at a time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 UPS and overseas bookshops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Meetings for the rest of your eternity, but you have to sit next to the sweaty, fat, balding guy whose extremely outspoken with his outdated, unrealistic opinions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 realistic anatomy laws applied to furries 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 No more internet for you ............forever~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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