Snagged Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Granted. You instead ate some (more?) turkey and cut into a bad part and got a food poisoning. (I don't know if your turkey actually had a bad part but anything is possible in an alternative universe) I wish I had a sigil on my forehead like my 'sona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Granted. You have a sigil on your forehead. The sigil looks exactly like your fursona. I wish for a beautiful sunset. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Granted, its so bight that it cooks your eyes out. I wish I had a larger breadboard to prototype my circuit designs on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Granted, but your components scale along with it, inverse logarithmically. You have plenty more room for your designs with far more components but your components are the size of a person and your breadboard stretches for miles. I wish I were better about going out and trying stuff and meeting new people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Granted. You are soon meeting a dazzling plethora of muggers, rapists, murderers and chavs every single day. Also drug pushers, and the 'stuff' you try is probably ground-up cat worming tablets cut with shake & vac. I wish the entire UK government would just fuck off and die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Granted by Chancellor Adam Sutler. I wish I had more time in the day to just get organized. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Granted! You find more time each day to organize everything you need to, from work to hobbies, but just as you set out to actually do something, sudden attacks of narcolepsy and sleepwalking strike. You fall asleep, then wake up, finding everything in disarray, only to once again start to organize. I wish Disney would kill all the princesses, and princes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 wish granted! but Disney only exists inside your mind and all those around you think you are insane and lock you up for ranting about "imaginary" people and the sophisticated murder of them. i wish the cake wasn't a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Granted. There's cake behind several levels of portal test courses, featuring an incinerator room. You also don't get a portal gun or jump heels. I wish I wouldn't ever wake up tired and still have a reasonable amount of time slept 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Granted. You never wake up. I wish I knew what to get everybody for christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Granted and bankruptcy ensues. I wish I knew what to change my avi to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted. You become a Bunny Derp. EVERYONE BECOMES A DERP! 0___o I wish to be able to afford too see Doyle when he comes to the UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted. It's Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. He doesn't say much. I wish I could discover the tastiest, healthiest superfood in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted! It's discovered that pulverized and reconstituted protein bars, made from 100% Vampire Bats are orgasmically delicious, cure all illness and disease, give you an erection, and make you live forever, while maintaining a decent weight, and the vitality of youth. *noses about for a bat* I wish all money, credit cards and digital currencies were replaced by very large metal coins, that weighed at least 1 pound each, and any and all transactions had to take place using them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted! Hailed by economists as the most brilliant move for injecting implicit-trust into the jaded mentality of people, it nevertheless inspires a return to deflationary monetary policy which contributes to the unwinding global system, a new hyper-competative economic elite, and ultimately to a new global war between factionalized, nationalist populations waged entirly by chucking very large bags of currency at one another. I wish for people to be happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 55 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: Granted! Hailed by economists as the most brilliant move for injecting implicit-trust into the jaded mentality of people, it nevertheless inspires a return to deflationary monetary policy which contributes to the unwinding global system, a new hyper-competative economic elite, and ultimately to a new global war between factionalized, nationalist populations waged entirly by chucking very large bags of currency at one another. I wish for people to be happier. Well for starters you could not imagine a world like that :v Granted. Everyone becomes joy-obsessed to a rather crazy degree. Life is spent in search of the next emotional high, and society collapses into a survival of the fittest, and most decadent. I wish I lived in such a society. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted! But you decide to become a monk, and as such a peaceful, gentle hare, are quickly snatched up and roasted by a passing aristocrat. I wish everyone had to wear a bee-hive hair-do, or other such huge do's, like in the movie, 'Hair-Spray'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Granted! You are accidentally head butted to death by an Asian/American Footballer when he bows politely to you but misjudges the height of the new helmet he requires to contain his massive 'fro. Hey, it could happen! I wish for a cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted, but it's from your worst enemy and they're wearing a suit of armor covered in large spikes, barbed wire, and lemon juice. Guess they're still sore about the hug... I wish for a pet crab-eating fox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted! You get a wonderful, friendly, yet also very hungry crab-eating fox, but at the same time, you come down with a very bad case of crabs, the itchy kind, and the fox accidentally devours your privates, trying to eat up the crab infestation, down there. I wish I had a box of really nice, fresh, ripe Texas Ruby Red Grapefruits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted but the box falls apart and your grapefruits fall on the floor. I wish someone would bump the NSFW version of this thread because what was posted there was amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted! And, I can't really corrupt this one. (Actually, it would be fun to see if they can make a sub-section, for NSFW games, in the red lantern. There's a few threads, but to have a subforum would be nice!) I wish furries didn't worry so much about what other people thought of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted, but now, the general population worries about what furries think of them. I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted, all expenses paid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted, but you're not allowed to stay anywhere once you arrive. Your life becomes an endless sequence of airplane journeys. I wish for world peas. That's peas, the size of worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Granted, but the peas are rotten. I wish for spagetty and meetballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Granted, you getty spa and your face meets the genie's balls. I wish for a perpetual motion machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Granted but the laws of physics disagree with it and it disappears out of existence. I wish for DOOMSTARKS to finally be released. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U-235 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted, but the entirety of it is in binary (1's and 0's to represent words). I wish for unlimited access to high purity Uranium-235 and Thorium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted. You will be so obsessed over them and their glow that you will go too close to high concentrations of them in a fursuit that is not radioactive proof and never shall be I wish I was taught by a real professional of the subject I am willing to learn every time I wish to learn something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Granted. However, you eventually go mad trying to retain all of the knowledge you have gained. I wish I had my own little private world where I could always go to escape the stresses of everyday life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Granted. The world has it's own, worse stresses that drive you mad, and you quickly become unable to tell one world from the other as your mind collapses in on itself. I wish I had naturally blonde hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Granted, blondes really do have more fun but the insufferable nicknames and corny references to Fabio or other blonde celebrities balance it out. I wish I were rail-thin, fit, healthy and could maintain it with the same amount of effort I put into exercise currently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Granted! But it has one side effect: You now look exactly like a vintage Richard Simmons, and there is no changing back, ever, you must also wear sparkly leotards as your daily apparel, even at the office. I wish they would demolish the Whitehouse and replace it with a rusted trailer, with pink flamingos in the yard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Granted! All future presidents will be dumb white trailer trash because nobody else is willing to work in the new presidential offices. As a result, North America slowly transforms into South America, and South Americans start living in caves and wearing bones through their noses in a misguided attempt to stay ahead of the trend. I wish all mildly offensive racial stereotypes would be replaced on cereal packets. I'm looking at you, Lucky Charms and Count Chockula. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Granted, but they are placed with very offensive racial stereotypes. Gangsta Wheat and Jew Flakes are all you see. I wish Attila didn't squander their musical talent on stupid party songs with shitty lyrics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Granted! Instead, they squander their talent doing nothing but Justin Bieber covers, before branching out to doing covers of other 'boy' bands, in as vapid, overproduced and pop-like style as possible, playing open air concerts in your hometown nightly, often just outside your window. I wish they would change the name of this site to The Fossa Forums, so I could make a rule that all avis had to show their fursonas bouncing, pouncing, or climbing trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Granted, only people with Fossa fursonas remain. It's p quiet. I wish I had more energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Granted! Here's 10,000,000 volts direct into the skull, don't jiggle it all away at once! I wish for a snazzy electric self-driving car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Granted. It drives you back to home upon arriving to target destination. I wish for a good day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Granted, but in order to mangle your wish into something unexpected the genie makes it a great day instead of just good and you spend the rest of the month waiting for the other shoe to drop. I wish for a real winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Granted, but as a side effect of getting a real winter you get a fake summer that ends up being mostly rain. I wish that in the event of WW3 everyone has to use fantasy creatures instead of tanks, aircraft and ships just so I get to fly a gryphon into combat, or see dragons being used more or less as Vulcans / B-1s (though without the sound or speed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Lopaw said: Granted, but as a side effect of getting a real winter you get a fake summer that ends up being mostly rain. I'd prefer that. Granted. Your job in the military is to clean up all their poop. I wish my friends were less busy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Granted, but now you are too busy to do anything with your friends instead. I wish I could speak any language fluently. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Granted! But you lose your hearing and ability to vocalize, and can only do so in sign language. I wish I could play the bongo drums, while riding a roller-coaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted. When the roller coaster goes upside down, you fall and die since you were playing the drums instead of holding on to the safety bar. I wish vending machines always had my favorite foods and drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted, however 9 times out of 10 the items you want end up jammed when the machine tries to dispense them, forcing you to tip the thing and risk being crushed. I wish I had a parrot sized thunderbird to use as a living benchtop power supply that can train to output the right voltage and current I need at a given time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted. It's Thunderbird 2. International Rescue has to be disbanded as a result and the entire world is soon run by tiny terrorists with obvious strings who walk like chickens. I wish I could make 24 carrot gold. That's literally gold made out of 24 carrots. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Granted, but as it becomes known that this is possible, heavily armed rabbits take control of the world's carrot supply. Not only this, it's a very time consuming process, in which each carrot must be polished in a sauna, for 10 hours, before being processed; you are apprehended, shackled, and put to work as slave labor in a very steamy carrot processing facility. I wish all Wal Mart greeters had to wear fur-suits, and hugged each customer, as they entered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Granted. You are hugged so tightly, that your spine snaps in half at the neck vertebrae area and you are killed instantaneously. I wish I could visit Nepal, and maybe climb Everest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: ... a very steamy carrot processing facility. Is this a euphemism? (Skip me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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