Faust Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Was that 'I wish I *was* a pet fox'?Granted! You are now someone's pet fox. Your new owner has you neutered.I wish that the world would end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Granted. It happens slowly And could easily take another thousands of years.I wish i had not left my wallet in the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Granted, you left it at the bus stop instead.I wish I had my balls back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Granted. Here they are in this jar of pickle.I wish I could carve my face on the moon so that the moon would look like my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Granted but your face is carved on one of the moons of Saturn.I wish Ihad a personal nurse to take care of me when I am sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Granted. Meet Brutus, your new nurse. He dropped out of nursing school, but his resume says hes very good at enemas, endoscopies, and suppositoriesI wish I had more time in the day to get everything done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Granted. Your clock is now broken.I wish the search history on my computer would stay deleted for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Granted. Your computer receives a full factory reset deleting all your data permanently and securely.I wish my company's clients weren't all such dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Granted, now they're all pussies. I wish I could get to sleep before 3am regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Granted but then you oversleep for everything elseI wish I knew who people were here from the old forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Granted. Everyone on the old forums you hated has come back to haunt you.I wish everyone else wold finally realize that Obama is actually an alien. It's so obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Granted but everyone else but you are also aliensI wish I had a bucket of Candy Corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Granted. Any candy corn you eat is now healthy.I wish I could create physical fictional worlds and put myself into them at will. Edited October 27, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 you can, but you can never leave, and go insaneI wish I had a better note for my project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 You do but thats the only good thing that happens to you for the rest of your lifeI wish it would snow here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted. Lint is now falling from your roof.I wish my skin was bullet proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 granted, it looses all ability to stretch and you now can't move.I wish for a real, well behaved, living shoulderdragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, but he dies after a week.I wish I didn't have a calc test tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted but now you have exams for every other testI wish My rp didnt always get kinky so quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I cannot grant that. No one can.I wish I had a TARDIS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted. You must take me as your companion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I wish you made a wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Granted!I wish Abney Park came to my country again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, but she is assassinated, and you are convicted for her assassination.I wish calc wasn't so fucking hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Granted, you pass calc and move on to calc II, which is even harder because your calc Proff didn't bother to challenge you.I wish I had an amazing internet connection no matter where I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted, but you can't block advertising, spam, pop-ups or malware.I wish I could fold the best paper aeroplane in the world! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted. You accidentally sit on it.I wish for a time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted, but its antenna fizzles out when you are traveling, and you must get the historical figures you picked up to chew gum to fix the antenna or stay trapped in prehistory forever.I wish I had teleportation powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted. The destination is completely randomized. Do you dare use it?I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And AND! I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted. The bread seems a bit...green. have you checked the due date?I wish the Doctor was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) Granted. But you only get to see him fly across the sky in the TARDIS one time of your choosing.I wish animals were capable of human speech. Edited November 2, 2015 by Vaer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Granted. Naturally it appears in a massive mound UNDER your feet and, being somewhat slippery, you immediately sink into it and smother. You're fine so long as you keep snapping your fingers every ten seconds, but are obliged to walk everywhere on a mile-high, five-mile wide pile of coinage. Everyone else near you isn't so lucky and dies under the weight of the metal. You monster.I wish there was a really nice carvery pub near here so I could have a roast turkey tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Very nice pub, very very bad neighborhood. Might want to wear a vest. No, the bullet-proof kind. I wish the square-cube law was really more of a guideline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Granted but it is now filled with rapist pedophiles and ISIS recruiters. How inconvenient!I would like to publish my own roadkill cookbook. I would also like it to sell nicely after being featured on Oprah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 granted. people who buy it die within a week.I wish for a few hat, preferably a bowler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Granted, but you won't be able to wear it without singing thisI wish these fucking cats would stop pissing on everything -__- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) Now some other cats start pissing on everything.I wish I were better motivated to take on tedious tasks. Edited November 21, 2015 by DrGravitas Whoops! Missed the page change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 he was, only he was born in 1801 and died of old age.I wish for a cookie. just a normal cookie that you didn't lick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted! You receive what appears to be a delicious chocolate chip cookie!But, upon biting into it, you discover the chocolate chips are in fact... raisins! I wish to always have exact change for items I buy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. All your money instantly transforms into pennies as soon as it is in your possession, obliging you to use a U-Haul instead of a wallet.I wish I could throw garlic at ballistic velocities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 granted. it's not very effective.I wish for a nice folk punk band to make more, new, good songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. You are an Oscar Meyer weiner who is used for less than conventional purposes by a furry living in his mom's basement. I wish I could write for long periods of time without getting distracted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, but now you easily forget to stop for things like eating or turning off alarms...I wish I could solve any problem quickly and easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, but everyone you know comes to you for any small problem they may have at all times. I wish i had an extra toe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, it's on your forehead.I wish I had more battery life on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted, here's your 'new' phone:I wish I had a real sonic screwdriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I do too, mate, I do too.I wish some spats. white ones, in my size and good condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Granted. You have to travel 6,500 miles to retrieve them.I wish I could turn invisible and teleport, for, certain reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Granted. The power activates completely random and you have no controll over it.I wish to have a nice day tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Granted. Every day for the rest of your life after that will be complete missery and you'll never experience happiness again. I wish for a burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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