Vallium Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Granted, but it must sit on display and you have to watch friends take a bite every time they come overI wish I was dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) You are slowly and painfully tortured to death over the course of 3 years.I wish for dish that isn't fish, amish and yet's quite delish'! Edited November 29, 2015 by DrGravitas That apostrophe made no sense there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You get a baked roadkill surprise. By baked I mean it sat in the sun, and by surprise i mean I threw it at you. It's delish to me at least!I wish my dishes were clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You are now homeless, but boy is that soup kitchen large! You hear they might be looking for a new sous chef, though.I wish I knew what I know now, 10 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconas Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 you put your memories onto a hard drive that mas made big enough and sent it back in time.you failed to realize that you need about 64GB of ram on a single system to access the information, and the drive was wiped while in transit. I wish I had an electric vehicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Congratulations! Your car has been struck by lightning!I wish for a big bara boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordo Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted, but everyone else has one too and beat you to the gold. There's none left. I wish my dog could actually talk to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 It can but it refuses to do so.i wish the Jubilee Riots changed their name back to Enter The Haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted, and I'll even get them to pay you a Christmas visit! However a member of the band takes the name too literally and 'spices up' your Hogmanay lunch with a little 'special sauce' while you're not looking.Bon Appetit!I wish that England still had a national identity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted. It is now Pakistani. I wish Ireland would become a Superpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 to do so it needs to form a union with scotland and wales and most difficultly north ireland.I wish for a second scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) to do so it needs to form a union with scotland and wales and most difficultly north ireland.The north will soon reunify, we're outbreeding the British population but holy shit I would love for a Celtic Union like that to happen so thank you Granted. It is occupied by Ireland.I wish for cake. Edited November 30, 2015 by Kinharia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted.Ok, that was a lie.I wish for another Portal sequel, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted, but it comes out the hour after you die.I wish for Half Life 3 to come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted. It is a horrid cash in and completely ruins the series. I wish for chicken wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted. They now grow from your back in origional chicken size.i wish it would stop raining for a while 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Granted. They remain assholes sober and decide to never drink again. I wish the world was populated by Snow Leopard anthro's and every human became one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted! The word is now populated by Snow Leopard anthers and every human being has become one.......with each other, forming one monstrously huge human with a billion heads which promptly goes about doing what humanity has done since time immemorial - killing beautiful creatures for food, fur and fun. Bye-bye snow leopards.(Sorry I love snow leopards too!)I wish I didn't have to corrupt that last wish, it was lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted....Nevermind. I liked that wish, too. I wish I could think of a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 granted. it's totally lame.I wish for a ship called the lady Ann. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted! You now have a sheep called Lady Ann.Oops, sorry! It's the accent I keep imagining that you have! I wish I had a nice accent. (I'm from Birmingham) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 that's one heavy shetland (scottish) accent fer this laddie!I wish EVERYONE had a scottish accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Aye, 'n 'hey all baad! Canna nyeun undrrstan nubudy numoorr!I wish, I wish I hadn't sat on that fish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconas Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) granted but you end up sitting on a chicken I wish I was fatter Edited December 2, 2015 by Draconas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (so do I lol) Granted, but now you're morbidly obese and cannot leave your own bedroom. I wish I had my real bed, not this shitty air mattress -__- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted. It explodes. I wish my boyfriend could live with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted but his mother also comes to live with you. Unfortunately you cannot have glorious Fursuit sex without it being awkward.I wish my cats fed themselves and cleaned their own litter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted. You have to pay for everything they eat, which, since they're cats, you know how fast you'll go into poverty for catnip. I wish I wasn't the only person on this site to be obsessed with FNaF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrium Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted, but all actual content of the forums is rapidly buried under thousands of threads devoted solely to Foxy porn. I wish I could instantly travel to any location in the world I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Aye, 'n 'hey all baad! Canna nyeun undrrstan nubudy numoorr!I wish, I wish I hadn't sat on that fish.Well... I understood thataaand:granted. The travel time is several milenniai wish for a good backstory for my steamsona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyGee Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) Well... I understood thataaand:granted. The travel time is several milenniai wish for a good backstory for my steamsona Granted! The manuscript is a twelve-book compendium written in ancient Sumerian. I hear the ending has quite the twist, and the supporting cast is quite compelling, but it takes a while to build up...I wish to not feel like shit when I wake up every morning.EDIT: OGOD ZOOM TO NEW PAGE! Edited December 3, 2015 by AyGee OGOD NEW PAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Granted. But you feel like shit an hour later and this remains for the rest of the day. I wish I was the Queen of Kinnyland and that Kinnyland was a real and wonderful place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Granted. Kinnyland is a micronation not recognised by any other nations spare the republic of KugelMugel, Principarty of Sealand and the State of Hutt River.I wish for a private train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted. You have a train of gay men having sex in your bedroom. The door is shut.I wish I could make magnetic fields at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Sifodias Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted! But... You have to have the metallic bone structure that wolverine has, and let's face it, you aren't getting very far I wish people knew.who I was... (Not that they even did back on FAF) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted, however, they dislike you in every aspect besides ones you yourself like.I wish I was funny.Well, funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted. That is now the only thing youre good ini wish for something to wear with my bowtie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted. A fez.Fezes are cool. I wish doctor who season 9 was on netflix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Me too pal. I suggest bbc.i wish for a tartan fez to match my bowtie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Sifodias Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted, but everywhere you go, you walk straight into a tree I wish there were more sergals that are social >·< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted. They dont like youi wish cypher didnt have the same sona name as my crush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Sifodias Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 GrantedHe flicks you off and doesn't care cause it's my sonaI with the social sergal liked me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I suggest you try @Alexxx-Returns And just fyi your sona does not equal my crush. That would be cypher serptius delandrov Skip me btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Ungranted. I do not skip you.I wish I had an xbox one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted! but on the way home, you take it out you car, and drop it under the wheels of your mothers car as she is pulling into the drive. bye bye xbox... I wish I had a new graphics card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted. Nvidia starts making the 7800 gtx again. You get one and its dead on arrival anyway.I wish for the power to summon pizzas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 granted. the pizzas teste terrible though. I wish that my next wish will not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Granted, you immediately die and never get to make your next wish.I wish this inconvienent wish were granted every time it is inconvenient for the genie to grant it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Every time I start to relax I am teleported to your location so I can kick you in the balls.I wish I had an ounce of weed. :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Evolving beyond the petty requirement of oxygen - your body now uses mayonnaise in order to function! Hooray!I wish, I wish upon a star; to see all the otters, be they near or far ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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