DrGravitas Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Granted, it's not quite as optimal as aerobic redox metabolism but anaerobic is perfectly doable. You are now a slime mold as your limited energy production prevents you from maintaining any more complex biology.You see them but can never reach them. Most of the time a large number of them are also doing something disgusting.I wish I could take any form I pleased. Edited December 5, 2015 by DrGravitas Missed it by that much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Every time you shape shift it drains you of 1/3 of your energy, the transformations get more and more unstable as you lose energy. It takes a day to recuperate 20% IF you rest all day. Other wise it's more like 6% a day.I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted. :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Granted, but only for this onei wish i could stand on my feet without them hurting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 granted. your whole body except feet hurt now.I wish for a steak pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Granted. You're now a vampire so you can't eat it.I wish my cat didn't smell like sh!t. Edited December 5, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Granted. You remove the bad smells by shaving your cat and he/she no longer likes you.I wish for several thousand plastic forks so that I may place them all on someone's lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Granted. You're arrested for littering.I wish I was irresistible to gorgeous ladies.(That's one 'd', Caledonian! LaDies!)-F 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Granted, unfortunately your sexual preference changes to Men. Sorry but they find you absolutely revolting.I wish I could change gender whenever I feel like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 granted, your sex doesn't change. just gender.I wish for a hatstand.(That's one 'd', Caledonian! LaDies!)-Fnaawww :C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) Granted. But you don't have any hats.I wish this fly would stop bugging me. Actually, I wish I didn't make that pun. Edited December 7, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) granted. many different fly's bug you instead.I wish this cold would go away. EDIT: just noticed the pun Edited December 7, 2015 by phaolfal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) Granted. Now you have a hot. .backwards talking stop could I wish I Edited December 7, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 granted. ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʞlɐʇ ʎluo ʍou uɐɔ noʎI wish for a nice tasty chocolate bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Granted I go to the dog park and bring you back a tubular chocolate bar I found in the grass.I wish my cat would stop attacking my ankle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 ˙ǝlʞuɐ ɹnoʎ sʞɔɐʇʇɐ ƃop ɐ ʍou ˙pǝʇuɐɹƃ ˙uʍop-ǝpısdn ƃuıʞlɐʇ doʇs plnoɔ ı ɥsıʍ ı 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 11 hours ago, TheGreatFanatic said: I wish this fly would stop bugging me. Actually, I wish I didn't make that pun. Granted. Flies aren't bugs. Bugs are a specific family of insects characterised by sucking mouthparts. Flies are... well, flies. No puns here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 7 hours ago, TheGreatFanatic said: ˙uʍop-ǝpısdn ƃuıʞlɐʇ doʇs plnoɔ ı ɥsıʍ ı granted. because I'm nice I wont corrupt it. I wish that not corrupting that wish wont come back to haunt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 3 hours ago, phaolfal said: granted. because I'm nice I wont corrupt it. I wish that not corrupting that wish wont come back to haunt me. Granted. I thank you. I wish Faust knew how to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Granted but now you forget how to I wish I didn't attract the majority of stereotypes at school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Granted. You now attract ALL of them. I wish this pen I am holding was made of solid unobtanium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. It's out of ink. I wish I knew what unobtanium was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. Finding out means you also have to watch 'Avatar' which I think is punishment enough. I wish I could find a (nother) way to speed up the processing of a 46mb JSON file into a sqlite database. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted, but you only get to do it once before your hardware is turned into an old Macintosh. I wish that my eyesight was as good as my sense of smell, which is pretty damn good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 granted, now they are both bad. I wish for motivation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. It's motivation to kill everyone in Glasgow, as that's a big tough call you get stabbed to death before the police report is even filed. I wish for people to be in awe of my Snow Leopardness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted, they look at you in awe from outside your cage. I wish that I still had my Calvary saber set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. It's broken. I wish I wasn't the only one to find Springtrap the most adorable out of all the characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, TheGreatFanatic said: Granted. It's broken. I wish I wasn't the only one to find Springtrap the most adorable out of all the characters. Granted, the Springtrap fandom is more annoying than furries and bronies combined. I wish I could speak cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. However, you are not allowed to leave the mental institution. I wish I could write better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. You lose your ability to speak. I wish for my Cat to have the power to summon fish when he wants it so he stops begging for my fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Granted. You now star in a book called Miss. Kinharia's Penguins. I wish I was better at Gaming. Stupid tower stopped me from saving my team. Edited December 9, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I was about to grant this wish, but the stupid tower stopped me too. Sorry. I wish I knew where this stupid tower came from, it's messing up everybody's day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Granted, but the tower will now block you wherever you go no matter what you do. I wish that my sciatica was nonexistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 hours ago, Faust said: I was about to grant this wish, but the stupid tower stopped me too. Sorry. I wish I knew where this stupid tower came from, it's messing up everybody's day! I was playing Dungeon Defenders with a couple of my friends. The crystal was being attacked and I could one shot all of them. My damn friend placed a tower the only path I could go. I will hate him forever now. 2 hours ago, PadrinGaledeep said: Granted, but the tower will now block you wherever you go no matter what you do. I wish that my sciatica was nonexistent. Granted. Now you feel the same pain everywhere else. I wish I didn't have to search up what a sciatica is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 granted, now you couldn't corrupt the wish I wish it was saturday already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. https://youtu.be/GVCzdpagXOQ I wish I had a media chip installed. http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Media_chip Edited December 10, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Granted but you get a virus which haunts your mind with ads for Internet gambling and low quality pornography. I wish I had more motivation to exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Granted. You lose all other forms of motivation. i wish my dishwasher would fill itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 granted. but when your dishes go in... they never return. I wish for a dishwasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Granted, but you loose all other forms of household cleaning appliances. I wish I wasn't always so tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Granted, now you can never rest and age faster. I wish... I can bake something good today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 granted. but you don't like baked goods anymore. I wish I would stop sleeping past my alarm clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but now you can never turn off the alarm. And it's set to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astl-whatever his name is. I wish I had access to very song in the world, for free, with unlimited storage so I could carry it all with me, and still be able to hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but it randomly plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astl-whatever his name is and you can't stop it. I wish for immortality. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 56 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: Granted, but it randomly plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astl-whatever his name is and you can't stop it. I wish for immortality. Jokes on you, cause I actually like the song! Granted, but it was only possible by extracting your brain and putting it in a vat of chemicals to preserve it. You're now trapped in your own mind with no body or senses. I wish that my damn turn signal was fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 1 hour ago, PadrinGaledeep said: Jokes on you, cause I actually like the song! Well jokes on you too! I actually like that song as well! Granted. You now scream "TURN" every time the light flashes. I wish this wish won't be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted it is now in a fixed position: turning left. Everybody thinks you're 80. I wish to always know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. You lose 90% of your typing speed. Wait, no, that already happened. Ha ha. Ha. I wish DrGravitas was faster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 5 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: Granted. You now scream "TURN" every time the light flashes. I do that at other drivers anyways. Granted, but he will still always be behind. I wish my dog didn't have severe separation anxiety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. It now has severe connection anxiety. I wish I could control anything and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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