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2 minutes ago, PadrinGaledeep said:

Nah, he's in the clear with that too lol.

 

Granted, but you can never listen to them again.

I wish I knew what GWAR was.

Granted, I ain't corrupting it.

Old Gwar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM

New Gwar

 

I wish that the link stayed a link and not as an actual media thingiemajig.

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Granted. you don't do work again. because of this, you have no way of making money which means you cant afford to buy anything, so you rely on family and friends who in turn get annoyed with you from buying all your stuff, so you get kicked out and become homeless all because you wished not to do yard work today. :/

I wish for a professional sony camcorder.

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You are now incredibly diligent, thriving on planning and carrying out activities. You become excellent at eliminating any obstacles to completing tasks. You're so good in fact that you neglect all social activities, friendships, and relations. You ultimately die alone in despair, having discovered the futility of all your accomplishments.

I wish for a more cheerful disposition.

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Redacted. Didn't notice I was on the wrong page.

On 13 December 2015 at 1:49 AM, TheGreatFanatic said:

I wish for some StrawBerries.

Granted! Here are some berries made entirely of straw.

I wish Wikipedia would stop begging for donations.

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43 minutes ago, Kinharia said:

Granted. You have me. 0__0

 

I wish I could get free food from the supermarket.

So the caveat is that I have you as a friend? Is it that bad? :v

Granted, but the only free food you ever get is spoiled

I wish I could change my identity into Frederick Von Tinselton and life in a wooden shack at the edge of a forest near a busy city center

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Granted but the city becomes massively built up, and your shack is torn down to make way for a Whole Foods.

I wish I were more sneaky so I could eat christmas cookie dough without being caught and told that I am spoiling my dinner.

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