PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but you must make it so the Eragon movie never existed until it could live up to the book. I wish Paolini would write a continuation of the Inheritance Cycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but he writes it in ancient Summerian and nobody can translate it. I wish just one of the dates I get would turn out not to be an absolute train wreck psycho bitch with five kids and an insecurity complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, now your gay. I wish that I had an ice cold beer right now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 14 minutes ago, PadrinGaledeep said: Granted, now your gay. But they are still physco's with 5 kids? :v Granted, it explodes in your face. I wish Oderus Urungus never vanished and still sang for GWAR (r.i.p dave brockie) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 1 minute ago, Kinharia said: But they are still physco's with 5 kids? :v Nah, he's in the clear with that too lol. Granted, but you can never listen to them again. I wish I knew what GWAR was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 2 minutes ago, PadrinGaledeep said: Nah, he's in the clear with that too lol. Granted, but you can never listen to them again. I wish I knew what GWAR was. Granted, I ain't corrupting it. Old Gwar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM New Gwar I wish that the link stayed a link and not as an actual media thingiemajig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Sorry, not a mod, cant grand that. i wish i could sing along with "flower of scotland" properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but now you can only song in Tiny Tim's voice. I wish my dog knew to only go to the restroom outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you don't have a rest room outside. I wish my hair would stop getting in my eyes. Edited December 11, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. You no longer have eyes. I wish I could teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony~! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. Everyone still sounds the same as before, just the major opinion on what good singing is changes. I wish my hair would stop BUGGING me. Yeah, that's better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. With your hair out of the way, every bug near you now wants to touch your eyes and land in your ears. I wish for a way to mask the fresh furry smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Ungranted. You cannot mask it. I wish I found 20 bucks in my pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. Assuming you're talking about US currency, you now have 50 kilograms of pennies in your pocket. Good luck picking your pants back up! I wish for an endless supply of electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. It can only be accessed with a tesla coil, which is illegal. i wish for a legal tesla coil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 granted but it is now legal as of today then becomes illegal tomorrow I wish I knew what I wanted for X-mas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. You don't get it. I wish I didn't have to do yard work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. you don't do work again. because of this, you have no way of making money which means you cant afford to buy anything, so you rely on family and friends who in turn get annoyed with you from buying all your stuff, so you get kicked out and become homeless all because you wished not to do yard work today. I wish for a professional sony camcorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted. You take it back because you don't realize the lens cap was on. I wish "all my dreams come true and nightmares never do". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 granted. for 1 week only! I wish no one can figure out my signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted. That includes you. I wish I could figure out that signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted, but you loose your grasp of the English language afterwords. I wish people would respond to their damn emails in a timely manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted, but all they ever reply with is: "k." I wish I wasn't so dang lazy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You are now incredibly diligent, thriving on planning and carrying out activities. You become excellent at eliminating any obstacles to completing tasks. You're so good in fact that you neglect all social activities, friendships, and relations. You ultimately die alone in despair, having discovered the futility of all your accomplishments. I wish for a more cheerful disposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted. Your cheerfulness has improved by an unnoticeable amount. I wish I had a bunch of money. ;-; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted, but its a currency from the future, therefore not recognized by any country as usable tender. I wish I had better circulation so I could handle the cold better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You and me both buddy- Uh, I mean... Granted, but now you're constantly warm and sweaty. I wish I had a bunch of pet pigeons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted. They turn out to be redonculous. I wish I was more excited for Christmas this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted. It's because you are in prison until Christmas. I wish for a tasty lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted. But the crust isn't cut off. I wish I didn't have to clean today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Granted. Now you have lung cancer because you didn't. I wish I didn't have insomnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (right there with ya) Granted, now you over-sleep constantly and always feel like shit I wish I had another cheeseburger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I wish for some StrawBerries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Redacted. Didn't notice I was on the wrong page. On 13 December 2015 at 1:49 AM, TheGreatFanatic said: I wish for some StrawBerries. Granted! Here are some berries made entirely of straw. I wish Wikipedia would stop begging for donations. Edited December 14, 2015 by Faust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted. Now they demand them. I wish for some Dosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Granted. A guy called Dosh rapes you. (weow) I wish I had enough money to afford seeing Motörhead in Scotland, going to Bordeaux, going to Confuzzeled and keeping my Foxbutt for two weeks in the summer this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Granted, you have the money to go see the concert, but someone steals your tickets. Bordeaux is destroyed in an ISIS attack. Confuzzled is cancelled, and your Foxbutt mysteriously disappeared. I wish that I don't get fired today. (For realz tho) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I can't corrupt this. The company that fires you is taken to court for obscene work violations, you are awarded a massive payout that sees you through until your next job. I wish for a potato. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Granted! Yummm...http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01888/porntatoes_1888723a.jpg I wish I could get home and find Kinharia waiting for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Granted, but she's passed out on your carpet in a food coma I wish I could stop being lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Granted, you're kidnapped and sold into slavery. If you don't do what you're told, you're beaten and starved. I wish my feet weren't always cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 34 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Granted, but she's passed out on your carpet in a food coma Actually that might be even better (mwahahaha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Nuuuuu! You will never lay your feet, nose, mouth, orifices, paws, whatever on me in such an ebil manner! I wish for lasagne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 29 minutes ago, Faust said: Actually that might be even better (mwahahaha) >:C Ew no rape mister! I'm calling the SJW police on you Granted, but you must stare at it longingly on a shelf and never eat it I wish I had friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Granted. You have me. 0__0 I wish I could get free food from the supermarket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 43 minutes ago, Kinharia said: Granted. You have me. 0__0 I wish I could get free food from the supermarket. So the caveat is that I have you as a friend? Is it that bad? :v Granted, but the only free food you ever get is spoiled I wish I could change my identity into Frederick Von Tinselton and life in a wooden shack at the edge of a forest near a busy city center Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Granted but the city becomes massively built up, and your shack is torn down to make way for a Whole Foods. I wish I were more sneaky so I could eat christmas cookie dough without being caught and told that I am spoiling my dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Granted. You get fat. I wish I knew if any and every rumor(s) were true or false just by hearing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Granted. You immediately learn that all of reality is false and that you are in a simulation. Your process is then terminated. I wish the liquid in Bud Light cans was entirely replaced by backwoods moonshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 33 minutes ago, Onnes said: Granted. You immediately learn that all of reality is false and that you are in a simulation. Your process is then terminated. I already knew that. Granted. It tastes terrible. I wish I didn't have the urge to spoil StarWars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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