Chaosmasterdelta Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. Its so large that there isnt any room for your house I wish my xbox one/fallout 4 would finish updating so I can play already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. The game turns out to be the alpha version and your Xbox explodes. I wish I had enough musical skill to record my own music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. You are the world's greatest triangle player. I wish I ran a food bank so I could embezzle food. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. You get fat. I wish I had a time machine and that paradoxes were impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. But you age at your rate of travel. I wish Reality was more interesting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. But everything and everyone you know completely changes every 30 seconds. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconas Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 26 minutes ago, Rassah said: Granted. But everything and everyone you know completely changes every 30 seconds. I wish I could fly. Granted, but it only lasts for 1 5 minute period every 24 hours. I wish I had a better computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 3 hours ago, Draconas said: I wish I had a better computer Granted, but the enormous power demands of all that delicious cutting-edge technology means nothing else in your house can be turned on without tripping the electrical breaker. This includes your modem. I wish my house had a basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Granted, but there is no access way to it, and you are not entirely sure it's even under your house, or how deep. I wish I could sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. Just not well, so, nothing changed. I wish I didn't have a toothache. Edited December 28, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 granted, said person did not make a wish at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Good job! By not nourishing this thread with the sustenance it so dearly needs, you have essentially killed it off! I wish for a sandwich Edited December 30, 2015 by Hewge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Granted. It has cow shit instead of butter/mayo. I wish for World Famine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. ...do I corrupt a bad thing by making it good, or..? I wish I was a rubut c: Edited December 30, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Granted, you have no feelings or thoughts about this nor memory of time before it. You extract dildos from a mold, replacing a small Chinese man who previously did this job. You will be replaced in 5 years by a faster model and recycled. I wish I had a better idea of what to do in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) 1 hour ago, DrGravitas said: Granted, you have no feelings or thoughts about this nor memory of time before it. You extract dildos from a mold, replacing a small Chinese man who previously did this job. You will be replaced in 5 years by a faster model and recycled. Awesome! Granted. You suicide. ...sorry... Edited December 30, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Granted. The pressure of having to think of a way to corrupt it drives you insane I wish I was able to think of replies more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rhíulchabán said: I wish the person above me had made a wish! I'm tired af. Don't blame me :V You can all skip me, tho. Edited December 30, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 On 12/30/2015 at 1:00 AM, Chaosmasterdelta said: Granted. The pressure of having to think of a way to corrupt it drives you insane I wish I was able to think of replies more often You think of replies so great, it kills every thread you reply to. I wish for TheGreatFanatic to be slapped with a singing bass every time he comments with a "skip me please" type reply in the forum games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Granted. The same thing happens to everyone when I say it. Disgonbegud I wish I felt better about myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, 6tails said: Granted, you now feel so good you don't care about anything else, not even hygiene or food. I already don't. I sit on my ass playing Halo and Battlefield all day :V Skip meh. Anyone feel the pain yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 11 hours ago, 6tails said: Granted, you now feel so good you don't care about anything else, not even hygiene or food. I wish I had more calamari than this to make some killer tacos. Granted. I just shot an air kraken. Not sure if its really dead or not, though. i wish my lip would stop bleeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Granted, your anus bleeds instead. I wish Titanic II's maiden voyage went from Southampton to NY instead of Jiangsu to Dubai for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Granted but it carries few lifeboats and hits an iceberg, causing massive loss of life. Worst of all, your rerouting caused white people to die instead of asians and brown people. How could you? I wish for the ability to blow people's houses down so that I may raid their pantries and refrigerators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Granted. You are now the big bad wolf and can blow people's houses down. All their food however is contaminated with plaster dust, rubble, brick and poo from the collapsed sewerage system and is completely inedible. Also you can't do brick houses. That's how the fairy story crumbles I'm afraid! I wish I could eat solid metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 granted, you can eat it now, but it turns out to be poisionous in quantities larger than a simple nail I wish i knew all of art history by head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. The Media Chip has a constantly terrible WiFi connection. I wish I was incapable of getting wedgies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. You cant get wedgies because you never have any pants/underwear on, so you have to carry everything in your hand instead of in your pokets. I wish that I was my fursona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, Chaosmasterdelta said: Granted. You cant get wedgies because you never have any pants/underwear on Whoever said I did? c; Granted. You're the only anthro on the planet so governments track you down and lock you in a high tech lab 3 miles underground. There, you would live the rest of your days being told you'll be let out at some point. I wish for a paddle ball c: Edited January 5, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. The paddle is a canoe paddle, the ball is a wrecking ball. I wish that we could reverse global warming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Granted, but a giant meteor hits the earth, killing everyone anyway. I wish for a glass of almond milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Granted. But polar bears are now extinct. Ninja'd: Granted, but its spoiled I wish I made a wish Edited January 5, 2016 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Don't skip me, motherfucker. Granted, but your wish can only benefit me. I wish that WolfNight would wish me a glass of almond milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. Thats spoiled too. i wish everyone with a fursona became said sona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Caledonian said: Granted. Thats spoiled too. i wish everyone with a fursona became said sona Granted. Now the world is furfags. Thanks a lot. I wish I wish I was a fish Edited January 5, 2016 by Newt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Granted. I wish I had telepathy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Granted, you've had short-range telepathy all along but everyone around you is a vapid, empty-headed drone you will never be able to connect with. I wish I had not said this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Granted, you are now narcoleptic. I wish I could finish a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Granted. You finish all the unfinished things in the world. But your overworked to death in the process. I wish I could draw as good as I can imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Granted, but whenever you start drawing you will get chronic diarrhea until you finish it I wish all the tv shows i like would stop being on hiatus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 granted, they stop. forever. I wish for my own flock of sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Granted. It tastes so good that you get addicted to it and end up broke I wish every show and movie that was ever made was on netflix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Granted, but you're forced to watch EVERY episode of their upcoming Full House reboot. Twice. I wish I could get SNES games for my 3DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Granted! Here's the roster of games you can get: Mario's Early Years: Fun With Letters, Shaq Fu, Super 3D Noah's Ark, Lester the Unlikely, Bubsy, Pit Fighter, Captain Novolin I wish I could make other people look like anything I wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucidLynx Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted, but you age faster everytime you change someone I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted, it's JetBlue tickets so it'll be quite a while before you're actually flying. I wish for more. For I have done a thousand terrible things, as easily as one would kill a fly. But nothing grieves me heartily indeed, that I cannot do ten-thousand more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted. Here's more. How is this corrupted, you ask? Well, your internet service provider is just as fast as JetBlue now! Have fun downloading the web page with that! I wish for a faster reading speed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, george99g said: Well, your internet service provider is just as fast as JetBlue now! Have fun downloading the web page with that! That's not how the internet works >.< It's like you have a constant stream of JetBlue aircrafts delivering messages between you and the other Your latency would be spectacularly high though. No more CoD for you. 4 minutes ago, george99g said: I wish for a faster reading speed. Granted. Your speech becomes incomprehensible because you read out your own thoughts at hyper speeds. I wish for a lamp that summons a friendly and obedient genie for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted. You rub the lamp twice to make sure it summons a genie, but it instead summons two of them. Both genies are extremely friendly and obedient. To each other, of course. They don't care about you. I wish easy to produce quantum computers get developed faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted, the advent of cheap quantum computers comes well before the development of quantum cryptography. Modern cryptography cannot withstand the incredible power quantum computing brings. The world descends into chaos as even two-bit thevies gain the power to rob nations. Out of the chaos rises a terrible new world order... I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight : A wish to assis' in a wish most right; I wish your wish you would write! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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