Pignog Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 2016-08-26 at 5:05 AM, Kosha said: Oy vey, give me control of the economy, boychick. Also, don't relocate me because I'm a goyim like you. Yeah. hmmm armaments minister is prob the closest thing left as zara is head of state 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, Pignog said: Uh putting me in charge of police? So.... do I get to decide the law and punishment of undesirables? Also artillery is fricken awesome too Edit: the quote jumped off a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 no you just get brigades of military police in your cavalry to keep the occupied territories suppressed. Also I don't think I'll actually be that mean (armies move as fast as their slowest unit/division, so if you attach a single brigade of great war era artillery to an army of cavalry you take away one of cavalry's main advantages). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Infantry? More like yiffantry. I'm like a furry Audie Murphy. But German. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 As your Chief of Staff, can I offer you sound military advice that you will angrily contradict because of your conviction that you are a military genius based on your experience as a Corporal in WW1? That would be grand. 8 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I'd be honored to charge a tank on horseback for the greater glory of the Furred Reich. I can see no possible flaws in this plan because it is your plan and we all know that you, our glorious leader, never makes mistakes. Herr Feelz, as a much decorated expert military commander and the Chief of Staff, I have devised a plan to increase the efficiency of your cavalry troops 100%. Replace those outdated horses with kangaroos! Their hopping will make your troops more evasive, and they will be able to land on top of enemy tanks, where they will be able to... do something... useful? Anyways, I appeal to Fur-hrer Pignog to authorize an invasion of Australia by our valued Kriegsmarine to secure this invaluable upgrade to our cavalry divisions, which will be vital to our war efforts against the CIS normie scum. What could go wrong with such a genius plan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 36 minutes ago, Osrik said: Herr Feelz, as a much decorated expert military commander and the Chief of Staff, I have devised a plan to increase the efficiency of your cavalry troops 100%. Replace those outdated horses with kangaroos! Their hopping will make your troops more evasive, and they will be able to land on top of enemy tanks, where they will be able to... do something... useful? Anyways, I appeal to Fur-hrer Pignog to authorize an invasion of Australia by our valued Kriegsmarine to secure this invaluable upgrade to our cavalry divisions, which will be vital to our war efforts against the CIS normie scum. What could go wrong with such a genius plan? You're a military genius, and I respect and second your cunning plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 We have a good team. I feel very positive about the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 I'm good at making lists, maybe I can do something useful? In a concentration camp, say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 12 hours ago, Faust said: I'm good at making lists, maybe I can do something useful? In a concentration camp, say? Camp is fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 #1 - Minor name suggestions for full-flavor yiff domination: (These are from DH but I don't remember if these would look different. I didn't put in the effort to make flags and backgrounds because its getting late.) #2 - I'm more comfortable with Darkest Hour - because HoI2 = Trash - but I can mod HoI2. I'm going to make a personal mod in DH based on this if it gets interesting; though, I could mod stuff for flavor if you want it and don't know how to do it. I could also do things like mass-produce leader/minister portraits and flags for Furkommissariats or countries aligned towards the Furred Reich and even something like adding special derp-divisions for Feelwell if you'd like. On 8/24/2016 at 7:13 PM, Pignog said: y'all can tell me what to do and get Germany wiped out before 1939. What I expect will happen: DoW Poland and Austria in 1936. Watch Italy, Poland, Austria and UK/France race to Berlin. Poland wins. RIP Furred Reich. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 1 hour ago, MalletFace said: #1 - Minor name suggestions for full-flavor yiff domination: (These are from DH but I don't remember if these would look different. I didn't put in the effort to make flags and backgrounds because its getting late.) #2 - I'm more comfortable with Darkest Hour - because HoI2 = Trash - but I can mod HoI2. I'm going to make a personal mod in DH based on this if it gets interesting; though, I could mod stuff for flavor if you want it and don't know how to do it. I could also do things like mass-produce leader/minister portraits and flags for Furkommissariats or countries aligned towards the Furred Reich and even something like adding special derp-divisions for Feelwell if you'd like. What I expect will happen: DoW Poland and Austria in 1936. Watch Italy, Poland, Austria and UK/France race to Berlin. Poland wins. RIP Furred Reich. lmao doin this now And yeah I neglected to mention I'm using Darkest Hour. I take it you've played the hell out of KaiserReich? i did this as more of a joke so i dont intend to put much effort into it beyond assigning leaders and a few other changes. Malletface, if you want to create a mod based on this go for it dude 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 18 hours ago, Pignog said: I take it you've played the hell out of KaiserReich? Yes I have. One of the best mods of them all despite the balance problems, prevalence of "I win buttons," and broken event chains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Ok, I'll bite if it ain't too late. Hans Aufmeinberger Infantry - Excels in defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Did we win yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 8 hours ago, #00Buck said: Did we win yet? No, that doesn't happen until the Furrer shoots himself, we surrender to the allies and consequently become the strongest economy in Europe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniperCoon2882 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Tobias Wäschbar, land commander or sniper... whichever's more convenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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