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  1. 1. Are Cropped Porn Avatars Bad?

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3 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

Breaking news.

You'll be seeing it all over CBC tomorrow.

This just in, a furry known as "Newt" from the gay Phoenixed forums has told us "I like penis".

This breaking news could change the world! Scientific research can now be continued on the attractiveness of a dick!

:V

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44 minutes ago, GemWolf said:

I'm assuming that is the person who made that original statement? 

@Vae @Battlechili I totally understand sarcasm. I use it on my mates if they deserve it. But it's all in good fun. I just think, if you are an adult having a disagreement with another adult and you lower yourself to sarcasm to make your point, then that is not only rude, but very sad. 

Don't blame you. I'm considering making this my sig when I get on a computer next.

however, your attempt to stir me up again failed. If you liked this image that much you would just go look at it. You reposted it to get a reaction. This is the kind of behaviour that I was refering to earlier 

It's just a prank, bro.

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Clearly what we need here is a uniformly applied, scientific metric for judging our avatars. May I present to you: Is It Porn?

This extremely accurate website takes in images and tells you how likely they are to be porn! By this, we may determine which avatars are and aren't ok!

For example:

GemwolfIsFine.jpeg

Gemwolf is just fine

WillowIsWithinTolerance.png

Willow has no issues

FeelwellShouldFeelAshamed.png

Watch it, Buster Bunny! >:(

SaxonsFine.png

Saxon is Safe

YouSawNothingIWasNeverHereA.png

D8< WHAT?! This is an outrage! This test is RIGGED!

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28 minutes ago, Glowing Glass said:

I would be more concerned that your mom is a dragon and your a dog

I wonder how that happened...

Charles Darwin can suck my two-dimemsional, neon green horse-dog dick. This is Furry, we don't need no stinkin' "genetics" or "bio-chemistry" in this here fandom. We don't need "social aptitude" or silly things like "anatomy" either.

This is a wonderful place where clouds are made of evaporated wolf spunk and grass is murrsuit money! 

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This explains the clarification of the avatar rules posted in the site discussion.

In honor of this (and because my avatar badly needs changing), I decided to make my own porn avatar.

After only a minute of searching "orgasm_face" on e621 (yes, that is a valid tag), I found this from a cringeworthy gay furry comic on the first search page. BTW this was probably the best frame, some of them were just plain shit.

This isn't my porn avatar, this is my raep face avatar.

Edit: wow that didn't scale right. Artifacts... artifacts as far as the eye can see...

 

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1 hour ago, DrGravitas said:

Clearly what we need here is a uniformly applied, scientific metric for judging our avatars. May I present to you: Is It Porn?

This extremely accurate website takes in images and tells you how likely they are to be porn! By this, we may determine which avatars are and aren't ok!

For example:

[isitporn tests]

its pron.png

Huh

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4 hours ago, GemWolf said:

Don't blame you. I'm considering making this my sig when I get on a computer next.

however, your attempt to stir me up again failed. If you liked this image that much you would just go look at it. You reposted it to get a reaction. This is the kind of behaviour that I was refering to earlier 

Actually I reposted it due to your surprise of being a trendsetter. But nice try... 

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2 hours ago, Glowing Glass said:

I would be more concerned that your mom is a dragon and your a dog

I wonder how that happened...

DnD dragon rules, baby looks like whatever the dragon was shapeshifted into at the time, duh.

 

Also that was quite possibly the gayest OP you have ever wrote, @Zaraphayx

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