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Arrr!!! Time to talk like a pirate, mateys!!!

Crazy Lee

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So yea, Sept 19 is the unofficial talk like a pirate day, so an excuse to get your inner pirate out. I don't usually do much except to put on an eye patch and bandanna or something, and do a lot of arrrs and ayyeees, and shiver me timbers, and call people mateys, and stuff.


If you can't speak pirate, there are online translators to help you:

A pirate name generator!


    My pirate name is:
    Bloody Davy Bonney  
    Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well.    Arr!



And, if you live in the USA, and  have a Krispy Kreme near you, they're giving a free donut if you talk like a pirate. A dozen if you seriously dress like a pirate.

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Me pirate ship on the Sea of Information be unready. :<

She's a Silicon Graphics Octane pilfered liberated from the shores of the local college's mothball fleet (moored at the free-take-one desk), recommissioned as my yet-to-be flagship, the Empress Ariel.

Also, I remember the "evil" Napster that RIAA sued out of existence then commandeered.

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4 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said:

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

thank you

thank you

thank you

If you put the contents of my childhood on a pie chart, the two categories would be "bad shit" and "Veggie Tales".


...I mean, arr.

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