Faust Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Nice, easy game here! One person names a product or service that people probably don't want to buy. The next person then has to come up with an advertising slogan, jingle or similar to sell that product. They then name a new product for the next person to advertise. Example: Player 1: Bromide! Player 2: Bromide: Once you eat it, you can't beat it! (Rhyming is optional!) Everybody got that? Here we go, the first product is...Donald Trump's Hairstyle! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Make your forehead great again! Recycled condoms 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luccus Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 With all recycled ... uh ... lubrication fluids? A dozen foxes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Starting orgies since 1980! School 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Go to school and you won't be a fool Cauliflower 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 The brain food vegetable! Wall calendars for past years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Own history with this vintage, antique collectable artistic wall-calendar with authentic, period markings! 55-gallon drum of lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 For the whole family. Air freshener with old man smell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 So you never have to forget what grandad smelt like... 100 year old olives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Own a piece of history. Genital mutilation clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 We can't be beat, and neither can your meat. The American Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Spying on you since 1963! Fossils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 To awaken the little archeologist in you A burial coffin for your own funeral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 ARE YOU RRRRREADY TO RRRRREST IN PEACE? A box full of sweet* wrappers with no sweets in them. *(translation for US citizens: candy) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 All the wrappings without the trappings! Two otters and a single green bean. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The surprising sequel to the hit internet meme! A magenta and creme swirl colored Hippopotamus fursuit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Have the confidence that your life won't sink any lower. Maggot-Infested Salad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 You won't believe this 1 crazy trick to lose up to 10 lbs instantly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 The most metal gift of all: NOOOTHIIIING! An intricately designed post-modern music player that crumbles to dust after playing a single song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 All you hipsters buy it before it becomes cool! Pen pineapple apple pen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 The pen you can eat on the spot roadkill flavored ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Enjoy the pungent flavors of our all natural, free-range, antibiotic-free line of meat cream! You'll brake for it! The Bubonic Plague 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 It's catching! A bundle of IOU slips from defunct governments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Someone's junk is now your treasure Nuclear waste 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Waste not, want not! Come get your waste today! You may even grow a third eye... A chicken in a basket too small for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 This hot chick is literally bursting at the seams! Underpants made from poison ivy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Oh god, why?! Why am I required to wear the product during this advertisement??? I'm just the announcement voice over! We've done over 90 takes! Please for the love all that is good and just, let me take these off! AUGRHaguguhhh! (With a written slogan reading "It's Hella Effective.") A single olive floating in a tophat of perfume. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 So weird, its classy! (Seriously though, da hell?) Â The severed heads of your enemies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Tired of using stones to build your pyramids? Need to inspire fear in your subjects? A line of cesium body piercings. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Want a temporary piercing? Get these today! Caesium melts just slightly above room tempt so these are good to show off if you don't want to keep them forever! Two doughnuts and one doughy nut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 7, 2016 Author Share Posted October 7, 2016 Try this new variation on Russian Roulette and save your brains from being blown out! Will you bite into a tasty jam-filled treat, or will you break your teeth on 10lb of industrial-quality titanium? Don't be a sissy! Bite the Bullet! sponsored by the international league of orthodontists A life-size statue of Great Cthulhu carved out of soap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Its monstrous cleaning abilities will leave you ocean fresh. A mindless propaganda film that blames democrats for slavery and the KKK. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Sell it as an entertainment for non-democrats. Profit. A pebble custom fit to cause maximum irritation while in a shoe  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Snagged Cub said: Sell it as an entertainment for non-democrats. Profit. A pebble custom fit to cause maximum irritation while in a shoe  Ergonomically designed to keep you awake. A presidential candidate that has a history of fraud, racism, sexism, and sexual assault and has the temperament of a 5 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I hate dogs. I'm disrespectful to the military. I only supported gay rights when it became "hip," and my record proves it. Transgender and raped? Not my problem. I took millions of dollars from Saudi Arabia and didn't declare it. I would charge hundreds of thousands of dollars to give speeches. And I am getting away with things you'd be arrested for because I am the establishment and I'm better than you. Let's face it, you couldn't do much worse. But at least I can pretend to be nice enough to fool you dicks. Hillary Clinton 2016 Getting punched in the dick by an uncomfortably muscular midget dressed as a school girl.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Guaranteed to sing an Oompa Loompa song about your failings as a human being or your money back! A bushel of lukewarm baluts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I don't know what these are, but you can have the whole lot. Total nuclear annihilation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Blast your worries away!~ A 2L bottle of Kanye West's urine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 The piss that tastes like liquid gold. Â Furry themed Van shoes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 Upgrade your sneakers to Prowlers. A severed thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 First part of the practice kit for aspiring surgeons. Can you collect them all? A heap of asbestos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 It's great insulation! What? It is... Â A leaky 50 gallon drum of Agent Orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, DrGravitas said: It's great insulation! What? It is...  A leaky 50 gallon drum of Agent Orange If you had said it is safe, I'd have you reported for false advertising ... Just put the drum inside another drum and you've got yourself 50 gallons of herbicide. Now you can easily get rid of the weeds in your lawn or garden and have enough to share some with your neighbors too who will be grateful for your generosity. A vending machine that never opens and only accepts human organs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hungry? Broke? No girlfriend? Have we got the vending machine for you! A chain-smoking clown that sits in the corner touching itself inappropriately while staring at you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Join the craze that's creep- I mean sweeping America! A dozen Galaxy Note 7 phones sewn into a vest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Officially the worlds first Smart-Suicide vest sandpaper underpants 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Keep calm and focus on the grit A brain slug for your head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 You'll never be lonely with this little guy! Â A insane teacher that doesn't teach you anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Come to College, you'll have a great time. A cactus dildo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Ribbed for your pleasure A Vietnamese prostitute 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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