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Multiple generations of research have come together to bring you a model plane that is guaranteed to still crash into incoming traffic!
Don't tell anyone that we have no idea how to make the brain see where it's going.

But hey, it's science! You'll buy it anyway!

A staple gun with a WiFi connection.

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According to the international doctor's association, salt water is the most cost effective way to treat a sore throat. No more expensive flu medication, get ya salt water now for almost NOTHING. Now comes in a convenient half a litre container. 

A mattress with rusty nails and springs sticking up from all sides of it

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Sick and tired of relying on doctors and chemists? Feel like a wimp for pumping your body full of questionable pharmaceuticals? Worried about causing the next super-virus or contracting diabetes through overuse of antibiotics? Fret no more! While away your illness with the Little Puppy 'Fevered Dreams' kit! Just lay down on the Egyptian cotton, polyester-filled pillow, cool your steaming brow with the authentic Japanese Kabuki fan and mop away your sweat with the 100% recycled towelette. Don't just be sick, be a Sick Little Puppy.

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