Snagged Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Spice up your sex life A ball and chain but no key to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 The ultimate office paperweight! A vibrating rat brain that flies a model plane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Multiple generations of research have come together to bring you a model plane that is guaranteed to still crash into incoming traffic! Don't tell anyone that we have no idea how to make the brain see where it's going. But hey, it's science! You'll buy it anyway! A staple gun with a WiFi connection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 The iStapler, from Apple. Because we know you'll fucking buy it. Using gasoline as bong water. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Get lit! An extreme fetish MSPaint YCH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Boosts retail lubricant sales! A 55 gallon drum of lard, smeared over a very large trampoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 [Adorable video of puppies romping around on trampoline that has nothing to do with demonstrating the actual use of product, which would be illegal on television.] Truck nuts for a Prius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 It takes balls to drive a Prius in the Deep South. My sweat stained Roadrunner Records hat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Someone already sweated the hat for you. How convenient An electric drill without a battery or a power plug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Buy this fancy electric drill! It'll drill open anything and everything you want! From walls to skulls! Batteries not included. Power plug sold separately. Two keys and a man named Key. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 You can take them to the Florida Keys and listen to the Black Keys and enjoy some Key Lime pie. A worn out pair of shoes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 "But I would walk 500 miles / And I would walk 500 more / Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles / To fall down at your door." A Ford Pinto without the fuel tank recall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Vintage Pinto for sale, all original parts! You'll have a blast! A 300 page book of crudely drawn, MSPaint dicks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Now you too can own a piece of outsider art, and best of all you can get it at your local Walmart. Contraband. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 26, 2016 Author Share Posted October 26, 2016 The brand new album "Off the Back of a Lorry" from Nicaraguan rock band sensation, 'Contra'! Own it now! (Warning: Illicit Lyrics) [EDIT] Oops, it's a real band! https://www.facebook.com/Contra.music/ An 'orrible 'airy spider, bathtub variety, in a matchbox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You'll be jumping for joy! Cars 2 on DVD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 27, 2016 Author Share Posted October 27, 2016 Delight the kids with this Disney-themed frisbee! Half a litre of salt water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 According to the international doctor's association, salt water is the most cost effective way to treat a sore throat. No more expensive flu medication, get ya salt water now for almost NOTHING. Now comes in a convenient half a litre container. A mattress with rusty nails and springs sticking up from all sides of it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Looking for the perfect gift for your enemies? Look no further! Just put a cover on it and they will not notice until it is too late! Superman 64. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 The best game since Flight simulator X: Flying through rings simulator 64: DC comics edition! A terrible electric sweeping brush with 30 flashing LEDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 It may not sweep well, but it'll keep your children entertained for about 5 minutes! A paper fan, a pillow, and a rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 28, 2016 Author Share Posted October 28, 2016 Sick and tired of relying on doctors and chemists? Feel like a wimp for pumping your body full of questionable pharmaceuticals? Worried about causing the next super-virus or contracting diabetes through overuse of antibiotics? Fret no more! While away your illness with the Little Puppy 'Fevered Dreams' kit! Just lay down on the Egyptian cotton, polyester-filled pillow, cool your steaming brow with the authentic Japanese Kabuki fan and mop away your sweat with the 100% recycled towelette. Don't just be sick, be a Sick Little Puppy. A Mormon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Ever have that wild craving to have sex with somebody who never takes off their magic undies? Well, here ya go! Accompanying choir sold separately. A bushel of cucumbers, a powerful slingshot and a dozen tubes of KY Jelly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Too many people being a pain in the butt? Be a pain in theirs! A Death Grips mixtape no one asked for. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Anthony Fantano gave it a strong 10. A shirt that says "I Love Molesting Children" in block red capitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 31, 2016 Author Share Posted October 31, 2016 Want to look like a Rock Star? Disclaimer: actual rock star is Garry Glitter A pre-exploded Samsung phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Need an explosive gag gift? Here it is! Lester The Unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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