Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just a short list of reasons explaining why I'm right because I don't feel like writing a big dumb essay. 1.) I can be a massive jerk all the time and never betray my internal consistency. 2.) I can laugh at more things than you, an infinitely larger portion of the universe amuses me than it does you which makes me happier than you. 3.) I never have to worry about someone else's stupid opinions ruining my day. 4.) I am a master of the third position, and am unbound by the mundane scruples that bind the common man in chains of his own creation. 5.) Because I am emotionally unshakable, others respect my ability to maintain my composure in stressful situations. 6.) I always assume the active role in any interaction; I shape the world, not the other way around. 7.) I'm gay. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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evan Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: 5.) Because I am emotionally unshakable, others respect my ability to maintain my composure in stressful situations. Just want you to know I went out and performed a concert in dress clothes, and did an orchestra concert in a suit recently. I didn't wear a belt once. c: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, evan said: Just want you to know I went out and performed a concert in dress clothes, and did an orchestra concert in a suit recently. I didn't wear a belt once. c: I bet you looked dumb, how unfurrtunate fur you. 6 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Gay Yes. 7 minutes ago, GarthTheWereWolf said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 18 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: Just a short list of reasons explaining why I'm right because I don't feel like writing a big dumb essay. 1.) I can be a massive jerk all the time and never betray my internal consistency. 2.) I can laugh at more things than you, an infinitely larger portion of the universe amuses me than it does you which makes me happier than you. 3.) I never have to worry about someone else's stupid opinions ruining my day. 4.) I am a master of the third position, and am unbound by the mundane scruples that bind the common man in chains of his own creation. 5.) Because I am emotionally unshakable, others respect my ability to maintain my composure in stressful situations. 6.) I always assume the active role in any interaction; I shape the world, not the other way around. 7.) I'm gay. good shit op 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Pignog said: good shit op Thank you for posting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Zaraphayx said: Thank you for posting. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 16 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: I bet you looked dumb, how unfurrtunate fur you. You revealed my trap card! ...nobody tries to dress better than semiformal at a modern music conference! i fit right in. think about that. i fit right in by not wearing a belt. i BELT you feel dumb. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, evan said: You revealed my trap card! ...nobody tries to dress better than semiformal at a modern music conference! i fit right in. think about that. i fit right in by not wearing a belt. i BELT you feel dumb. I agree if everyone is dressed exactly the same you never look embarrassing. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: I agree if everyone is dressed exactly the same you never look embarrassing. these sprightly kids are fedorable 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 You're gay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 35 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: http://niceme.me/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, evan said: You revealed my trap card! No one runs traps this format, friendo. Get wit the times. :y 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 This is false. You simply hide what's personally important to you from the online community to avoid exposing vulnerabilities. Any claim that you have never felt slighted in your life is a lie, you simply use the mask of the internet to hide it from the rest of us, a talent some of us do not wear as well, but a mask nonetheless. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: 7.) I'm gay. Hot, me too~ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, FlynnCoyote said: This is false. You simply hide what's personally important to you from the online community to avoid exposing vulnerabilities. Any claim that you have never felt slighted in your life is a lie, you simply use the mask of the internet to hide it from the rest of us, a talent some of us do not wear as well, but a mask nonetheless. You've got me all figured out, Doctor Armchair, Psy.Dork. I prostrate myself in deference to your incisive Forerian analysis. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Zaraphayx said: You've got me all figured out, Doctor Armchair, Psy.Dork. I prostrate myself in deference to your incisive Forerian analysis. And you hope sarcasm will make me feel silly for saying it huh? Nope. It's just another piece of the mask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, FlynnCoyote said: And you hope sarcasm will make me feel silly for saying it huh? Nope. It's just another piece of the mask. Given your history, I would never labor under the delusion that you could ever feel shame for your terrible posting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Zaraphayx said: Given your history, I would never labor under the delusion that you could ever feel shame for your terrible posting. Because I don't. I'm glad my posting habits are straightforward enough for you to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, FlynnCoyote said: Because I don't. I'm glad my posting habits are straightforward enough for you to understand. Yes, it certainly would be embarrassing if I completely misread the tone of a post. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 how the fuck did someone actually bite this lmao 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Zaraphayx said: Yes, it certainly would be embarrassing if I completely misread the tone of a post. I'm glad we understand each other. 1 minute ago, Falaffel said: how the fuck did someone actually bite this lmao The same way he bit back of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: I'm glad we understand each other. Yes, your posting is so awful that not even you can deny it. Good Talk. :^) 2 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: The same way he bit back of course. HE'S GOT ME NOW GUYS. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, FlynnCoyote said: The same way he bit back of course. you poor naive soul i pity you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Sylver said: I found pastry: The girl in the front can tip her fedora at me anytime. That's a girl right? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: Yes, your posting is so awful that not even you can deny it. So awful that only you would like anything I posted here. Just now, Falaffel said: you poor naive soul i pity you Don't. I'm where I want to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, FlynnCoyote said: So awful that only you would like anything I posted here. I do what I can to help the less fortunate; I am a magnanimous prophet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 hahahahahAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: I'm where I want to be. that's why i pity you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Zaraphayx said: I do what I can to help the less fortunate; I am a magnanimous prophet. I had to google that word. Help. Really? 1 minute ago, Falaffel said: that's why i pity you Tell me why in more specific terms. If you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 If you ever take zara seriously you are weak and natural selection is coming for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said: I had to google that word. Help. Really? You might be the first psychologist I've ever met who had to google the word 'help'. Did you get your degree at DeVry? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Lemon said: If you ever take zara seriously you are weak and natural selection is coming for you If I ever took Zara seriously, we'd have clashed far more than we have. I'd probably swear more too. 2 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: You might be the first psychologist I've ever met who had to google the word "help". Did you get your degree at DeVry? What's a degree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, FlynnCoyote said: If I ever took Zara seriously, we'd have clashed far more than we have. I'd probably swear more too. I'm glad that your foolish assertion that I am not actually perfect was just a joke and we are both in agreement that I'm right. 1 minute ago, FlynnCoyote said: What's a degree? La bolsa de plástico, por favor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 You had me at #7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zaraphayx Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sylver said: Warning: serious post (sue me) On the topic of offensive/hurtful verbal comments, I'm interesting in knowing what other people's experiences are. In particular, why people use the word 'hurt' when describing how a comment affected them. Personally, I've felt frustrated and/or slightly irritated by a verbal remark(s), but never 'hurt'. My pride has been knocked down a notch, but why do some people say that it 'hurt' their pride? I associate the word 'hurt' with physical pain, but I'm confused as to why people use the word to describe how a comment affected them. It's like saying you tore a piece of paper when you merely crumpled it. The word doesn't seem applicable... Is the word 'hurt' just used that way, or do people actually feel hurt by certain remarks? It 'hurt' me to 'like' this nerd essay, but I am compelled by powers beyond my comprehension to encourage all who would post in my threads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sylver said: I associate the word 'hurt' with physical pain, but I'm confused as to why people use the word to describe how a comment affected them. It's like saying you tore a piece of paper when you merely crumpled it. The word doesn't seem applicable... Because when it affects them personally in a negative way, it becomes associated with pain I guess. Like how feelings get hurt, pride and ego can be hurt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Sylver said: Warning: serious post (sue me) On the topic of offensive/hurtful verbal comments, I'm interesting in knowing what other people's experiences are. In particular, why people use the word 'hurt' when describing how a comment affected them. Personally, I've felt frustrated and/or slightly irritated by a verbal remark(s), but never 'hurt'. My pride has been knocked down a notch, but why do some people say that it 'hurt' their pride? I associate the word 'hurt' with physical pain, but I'm confused as to why people use the word to describe how a comment affected them. It's like saying you tore a piece of paper when you merely crumpled it. The word doesn't seem applicable... Is the word 'hurt' just used that way, or do people actually feel hurt by certain remarks? It has another use to refer to mental pain. I guess it makes sense, because I can't think of many other terms to describe somebody inflicting actions that negatively alter your mood or self-esteem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Feelings are a lie and we are only meat robots THE MATRIX IS BROKEN BE FREE 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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