Fossa Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 "The next morning, young Goodman Brown came slowly into the street of Salem village, staring around him like a bewildered man. The good old minister was taking a walk along the graveyard, to get an appetite for breakfast and meditate his sermon, and bestowed a blessing, as he passed, on Goodman Brown. He shrank from the venerable saint, as if to avoid an anathema. Old Deacon Gookin was at domestic worship, and the holy words of his prayer were heard through the open window. "What God doth the wizard pray to?" quoth Goodman Brown. Goody Cloyse, that excellent old Christian, stood in the early sunshine, at her own lattice, catechising a little girl, who had brought her a pint of morning's milk. Goodman Brown snatched away the child, as from the grasp of the fiend himself. Turning the corner by the meeting-house, he spied the head of Faith, with the pink ribbons, gazing anxiously forth, and bursting into such joy at sight of him, that she skipt along the street, and almost kissed her husband before the whole village. But Goodman Brown looked sternly and sadly into her face, and passed on without a greeting. Had Goodman Brown fallen asleep in the forest, and only dreamed a wild dream of a witch-meeting? Be it so, if you will. But, alas! it was a dream of evil omen for young Goodman Brown. A stern, a sad, a darkly meditative, a distrustful, if not a desperate man, did he become, from the night of that fearful dream. On the Sabbath-day, when the congregation were singing a holy psalm, he could not listen, because an anthem of sin rushed loudly upon his ear, and drowned all the blessed strain. When the minister spoke from the pulpit, with power and fervid eloquence, and with his hand on the open Bible, of the sacred truths of our religion, and of saint-like lives and triumphant deaths, and of future bliss or misery unutterable, then did Goodman Brown turn pale, dreading lest the roof should thunder down upon the gray blasphemer and his hearers. Often, awaking suddenly at midnight, he shrank from the bosom of Faith, and at morning or eventide, when the family knelt down at prayer, he scowled, and muttered to himself, and gazed sternly at his wife, and turned away. And when he had lived long, and was borne to his grave, a hoary corpse, followed by Faith, an aged woman, and children and grand-children, a goodly procession, besides neighbors, not a few, they carved no hopeful verse upon his tombstone; for his dying hour was gloom." Nathaniel Hawthorne, then 1850s, and even more, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Office network is still down this morning. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to work for a COMPETENT company! >:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 11/9/2016 at 4:54 AM, Hux said: http://m.imgur.com/dCMYHXo I don't know why the above post got so many likes. That isn't a picture of me. I'm taller, thinner, extra hamdsomer, and probably have a bigger dick than the guy in that picture. #triggered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 41 minutes ago, Hux said: I don't know why the above post got so many likes. That isn't a picture of me. I'm taller, thinner, extra hamdsomer, and probably have a bigger dick than the guy in that picture. #triggered You lied, now face the consequences of being liked :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: You lied, now face the consequences of being liked :v Now everyone thinks I'm fat and neck bearded! Now I may never be popufur! I might post in the selfie thread to dispel the Dorito dust and Mountain Dew that have tainted my identity. Those likes are like blood diamonds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I'm still shocked about last night, went out for drinks with a group. We all intended to have a good time and instead all ended up too drunk and depressed in a corner, half of us slumped on the table. This is a first... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 https://www.ucon-gaming.org/ Going to this this weekend (any grammar nazis around here know how I could have structured that sentence better, I hate having two "this"s one after another). Gonna sit around in muggy rooms with a bunch of fat middle-aged men (and some women) while playing tabletop and having to deal with such reek that even using a plague doctor mask filled with ammonia wouldn't stop it. Sounds like fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 shitshit, my rifle accidentally hit my roommate's TV, but it's okay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Saw that singer/songwriter Leonard Cohen is dead, at 82. One of Canada's best, and certainly a very unique figure. RIP, you writer of such darkness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: shitshit, my rifle accidentally hit my roommate's TV, but it's okay I hope it was not the bullet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, Snagged Cub said: I hope it was not the bullet No it was this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: No it was this Why would you do that indoors? (assuming it was indoors) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: Why would you do that indoors? (assuming it was indoors) Because it's fucking dark, basically And my rifle is covered in black electrical tape. Also this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I am always amazed by how attractive guys can be, I wish I had a guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 hours ago, SirRob said: I am always amazed by how attractive guys can be, I wish I had a guy I wish I was a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 4 hours ago, SirRob said: I am always amazed by how attractive guys can be, I wish I had a guy me too. Let's marry each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tsuujou said: I wish I was a guy. epic same 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Zaraphayx said: epic same This makes me wonder how many girls are there in this forum compared to boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 18 minutes ago, PurpleTail said: This makes me wonder how many girls are there in this forum compared to boys? wtf is a girl? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I can't even beat Spann Island... I never have enough money. :C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, willow said: wtf is a girl? Hi mom. This is Hux. I think it's some sort of female ape or something. I've heard stories of them since I was a young one, but never have I seen one of these mythical "girls". Watch when you go outside at night or else one the females will catch you drag you away! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Hux said: Hi mom. This is Hux. I think it's some sort of female ape or something. I've heard stories of them since I was a young one, but never have I seen one of these mythical "girls". Watch when you go outside at night or else one the females will catch you drag you away! They sound terrifying better start carrying pepper spray :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, willow said: They sound terrifying better start carrying pepper spray :v Grow a neck beard. It will repel the females. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Hux said: Grow a neck beard. It will repel the females. Should I also wear my Mtn.Dew and Dorito cologne? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, willow said: Should I also wear my Mtn.Dew and Dorito cologne? Yes! Just remember not to bathe for a few days as well and you're in the clear! No females will take and carry you away because they'll be gagging on your odor. Good luck, my glorious gay mom-man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 54 minutes ago, willow said: wtf is a girl? imagine the worst there can be, yep that's a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I wish I was as beautiful as every wish fulfillment fursona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Hmm. Trying to rip this encoded anime dvd, handbrake doesn't seem to work. Ugh. (Disclosure: ripping for my own use only, am not sharing it and will delete once done using. Perfectly legal, Nothing to see here move along now). 4 hours ago, Tsuujou said: I wish I was a guy. If Pachi turns out to be female IRL my universe is shattered. 4 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: epic same Read above. 2 hours ago, willow said: wtf is a girl? There are no girls on this internet. Just men and FBI agents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Tbh, if I turned into a girl I'd screw all my friends because if they turned into girls I'd expect them to reciprocate. Like, Joe is a girl today so he has sex with Hux. Tomorrow Hux is a girl so he is expected to reciprocate with Joe. I say the weirdest shit, but I'm a fun person to talk to because you never know what weird shit I'll say next. #HuxQuotes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 If I were a girl I would want some gigantic bubbies. :^) And dumb wide hips. And nice flowy hair. And glasses. Glasses is like +100 charisma on any girl. GIRLS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 34 minutes ago, Tsuujou said: If I were a girl I would want some gigantic bubbies. :^) And dumb wide hips. And nice flowy hair. And glasses. Glasses is like +100 charisma on any girl. GIRLS #realtalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 4 hours ago, PurpleTail said: This makes me wonder how many girls are there in this forum compared to boys? Last time we did a "census" it was like, 10 girls 40 some odd boys. 5 or so who didn't care/was something else. Myself, Arial and Zeke are girls, Lucy is a girl, MissFleece.. Kinny Ashely.. probably a few others since we last took it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lemon said: Last time we did a "census" it was like, 10 girls 40 some odd boys. 5 or so who didn't care/was something else. Myself, Arial and Zeke are girls, Lucy is a girl, MissFleece.. Kinny Ashely.. probably a few others since we last took it. it bugs me how there's so many girls in the staff. This is men based community and it should be ruled solely by men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 This doggo is either really high, or blood vessels broke in their eyes and they're bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: This doggo is either really high, or blood vessels broke in their eyes and they're bleeding. That's a WikiDoggo. It was born that way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Hux said: That's a WikiDoggo. It was born that way. Should I not discriminate wikidoggos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 43 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Should I not discriminate wikidoggos? Plz do not. WikiDoggos live ruff lifes and they just need more opportunities. I'm one of the lucky WikiDoggos that are big successes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 ......... ;-; 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Noob :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Advanced Wars... good times ~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I won... c: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 hours ago, PurpleTail said: it bugs me how there's so many girls in the staff. This is men based community and it should be ruled solely by men it bugs me you're a constant thorn in the mod's side, yet here we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I really wish I gave a fuck about fighters. Because this game's style is nothing but cool. Overdone 80's/90's anime manliness. That name just screams action. Saturday Night Slam Masters. It is time for a backyard rumble. lmao. And Tetsuo Hara did the art too? It doesn't get more macho than that. Wish I had a neck 3x the girth of my head like the burly meatheads in this perfect art. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, Lemon said: it bugs me you're a constant thorn in the mod's side, yet here we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Tsuujou said: If I were a girl I would want some gigantic bubbies. :^) And dumb wide hips. And nice flowy hair. And glasses. Glasses is like +100 charisma on any girl. tfw girl but I only have two of those qualities, and they aren't the thicc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Black holes got my brain fucked up had nightmare about black hole been doing research on black holes ever since, can't sleep i find these very scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sylver said: Fear is useful because it helps you survive, except against black holes, because they will kill you regardless of your emotional state. Therefore, fearing them is pointless. Now I am mad and scared and want a black hole to suck me to death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luca Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Waking up at midnight, eating half a cold pizza, bout to go to work. My days off to a great start already... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 9 hours ago, Tsuujou said: I really wish I gave a fuck about fighters. Because this game's style is nothing but cool. Overdone 80's/90's anime manliness. That name just screams action. Saturday Night Slam Masters. It is time for a backyard rumble. lmao. And Tetsuo Hara did the art too? It doesn't get more macho than that. Wish I had a neck 3x the girth of my head like the burly meatheads in this perfect art. I remember that this was an absolutely fantastic game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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