evan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wait if you become a prostitute does that mean i'll have to be your pimp? Damnit Evan you know i don't want to get into that business again. nono, you're the housewife who doesn't need to know where i go at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) just found a hair in my hoagiefuck you wawai picked it out and kept eating anyway though Edited September 26, 2015 by Zerig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 my back feels so fucking tensemy godi want to go to a chinese massage parlour but i dont know if theyre expensive or if my area even has one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 my back feels so fucking tensemy godi want to go to a chinese massage parlour but i dont know if theyre expensive or if my area even has onemurri'll rub it for you bby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm fucking starving and I don't know what to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) So, firefighters stopped outside my apartment. I went out to check what the fuck all the fuss was about. Went down the length of building, and found the street to be covered in white smoke. So between coughing my lungs out(because fuck my health, I'm curious), I noticed that two firefighters in full equipment were peeking into what I can only assume was the bio-container-cum-hellhole from which this foggy mist was rising. Evidently someone must've decided setting fire to the bio-container was a fun idea. Edited September 26, 2015 by Kaedal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 just found a hair in my hoagiefuck you wawai picked it out and kept eating anyway thoughthis is really the only rational solution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 murri'll rub it for you bbyi need one of those giant roller things for this job mangit's like I feel my back pulling into itself constantly, it's that tenseno, its not a crampauuughSo, firefighters stopped outside my apartment. I went out to check what the fuck all the fuss was about. Went down the length of building, and found the street to be covered in white smoke. So between coughing my lungs out(because fuck my health, I'm curious), I noticed that two firefighters in full equipment were peeking into what I can only assume was the bio-container-cum-hellhole from which this foggy mist was rising. Evidently someone must've decided setting fire to the bio-container was a fun idea.you've probably been inhaling evaporated sewage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 i need one of those giant roller things for this job mangit's like I feel my back pulling into itself constantly, it's that tenseno, its not a crampauuughyou probably should get some sort of massage or therapeutic treatment so that your stress levels don't get all wacky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) you probably should get some sort of massage or therapeutic treatment so that your stress levels don't get all wackynah im not that fancyim gonna rub my back on my bed or somethingall i wanted was a yellow mistress to touch me Edited September 26, 2015 by Sir Gibby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 you've probably been inhaling evaporated sewageI live in a neighbourhood that was built primarily in the 1940s and 1950s. Evaporated sewage is basically oxygen to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 nah im not that fancyim gonna rub my back on my bed or somethingi don't think your bed feels that way about you though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 i don't think your bed feels that way about you thoughwell we've slept together a lot already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 well we've slept together a lot already...touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Find some honey, a big tree, and make like a bear, Gibbeh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyryK Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 nono, you're the housewife who doesn't need to know where i go at night. Oh i see how it is, you just want a guy to cook you food and clean the house while you live the high life out on a street corner selling your body for profit. *sigh* well, i guess i'll get to wear dresses at least... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 my foot hurtssomeone better fix it :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Oh i see how it is, you just want a guy to cook you food and clean the house while you live the high life out on a street corner selling your body for profit. *sigh* well, i guess i'll get to wear dresses at least...yes. and they're pretty dresses. now go cook dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Peanut butter and Tortilla, the struggle is real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyryK Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 yes. and they're pretty dresses. now go cook dinner.*sigh* ...Yes sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 LThis song tells our story. We got the right to rise. LThis song tells our story. We got the right to rise. I really like that canine on the album cover, its cool. Looks like it's someone's fursona actually x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Youtube links are way too big here D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Apologies I accidentally quoted twice, it seems. ...also, Im curious how many people are here to stetch their posts in a race to have the most posts starting out now we all nknow some of us are doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I am on a quest of shitposting in order to enhance the size of my genitals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I am on a quest of shitposting in order to enhance the size of my genitalsGodspeed on your noble quest. May your posts be shitty and your penis large...and shitty.Otters are shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 my car needs to be washed and have air put in the tiresbut i'm too lazybeing a grown up is shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Godspeed on your noble quest. May your posts be shitty and your penis large...and shitty.Otters are shit.Talk shit about otters more and I will do to your apathetic arse what I'm doing to these knickersFite meh Edited September 26, 2015 by Hewge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Me mum is making turkey burgersI'm saved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Talk shit about otters more and I will do to your apathetic arse what I'm doing to these knickersFite meh1v1 me bitchrust, interventions only, quickscopesprepare 2 git rekt you fucking homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Some people here need to learn to cook for themselves1v1 me bitchrust, interventions only, quickscopesprepare 2 git rekt you fucking homoYou have terrible taste in games! No skill faggit fite me IRL: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Cum @ me Edited September 26, 2015 by Hewge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Some people here need to learn to cook for themselvesI'm 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm 15And?? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Some people here need to learn to cook for themselvesYou have terrible taste in games! No skill faggit fite me IRL: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Cum @ meits on faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I was gone for three hours to hang out with a friend.When I come back, all of my roommate's stuff is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I was gone for three hours to hang out with a friend.When I come back, all of my roommate's stuff is gone.And that's how you find out he... broke up with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 And that's how you find out he... broke up with you?D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 This thread is a trainwreck. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Isn't that what it's for tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 But it just started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Trains are getting faster all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm bored, entertain me furries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Isn't that what it's for thoBut it just startedTrains are getting faster all the time.Something like that. Sadly. I guess? I'm bored, entertain me furries.Okay. *streaks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Otterly entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Entertainment for the whole family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 listening to music and fapping to the beat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 listening to music and fapping to the beat...What Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Whathttps://youtu.be/MK0z3LS45xU?t=4s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I wonder how many people who post here read the rest of the thread first.I did, and I feel... what's the word? Like, that feeling where just about anything else would have been more productive. Then again, furries. I guess I'm to blame for any time lost for having expectations. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 If you're posting in a thread literally named for wasting time and expecting productivity, you are reaching fatal levels of optimism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) WhatCurious of what reaction I would get. And it happens to be part of your signature. you're welcome Edit: Was... part of your signature Edited September 26, 2015 by Canis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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