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47 minutes ago, Zerig said:

this is fucking awful

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the cashier lied to me, he said it was the best flavor

ruined my brekkie

Honestly that just sounds like it would be like melted ice cream except less tasty.

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8 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

I feel like you're eating M&Ms for the wrong reason if you just like the feeling of them in your mouth...

The same feeling could be recreated for much cheaper by just having a bunch of pebbles in your mouth.

excuse me but i have done this and i can confirm it is not at all the same.  the pebbles are not crunchy, nor do they melt.  >:^(

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58 minutes ago, Mayonnaise said:

Slept for like 12 hours, would've been longer if an earthquake didn't wake me up.

Go punch the ground. That'll teach it.

 

And woo, finally found a good option and living situation for college.

However, the drive back from the open-house was followed by what I think was intended to be an inspiring speech, but now I have an overwhelming urge to swallow a razorblade and bleach sandwich.

With tabasco, of course.

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3 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

I thought Science was just a form of art 0:

THE ART OF EXPERIMENTATION 

Science is the art of setting fire to or blowing up things, while making it look liked you intended to do that.

45 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said:

Science is supposed to just be science, but then everyone had to go and make it all political, because people suck.

My gender is Physics.

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55 minutes ago, SirRob said:

A goose hissed at me today

Story of my life

Why didn't you give him the 1-2-buckle my shoe? The 2 piece and a biscuit? The ol' Sam I Am?

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1 hour ago, Tsuujou said:

Why didn't you give him the 1-2-buckle my shoe? The 2 piece and a biscuit? The ol' Sam I Am?

I don't want to hurt an animal, I am scared the animal will hurt me, the animal may be highly stressed, I am worried the animal might be rabid

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6 hours ago, SirRob said:

I don't want to hurt an animal, I am scared the animal will hurt me, the animal may be highly stressed, I am worried the animal might be rabid

rabies is a mammal thing.  TOUCH THE GOOSE

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43 minutes ago, Gator said:

rabies is a mammal thing.  TOUCH THE GOOSE

Really? Birds can't get rabies? I didn't know that! I learned something today, thank you!

Of course, it could be infested with any number of other diseases. I know at least that pigeons carry diseases and should be treated with caution.

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8 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

I broke my rule of not buying anymore plushies yesterday by buying a plush of Mr. Munch. I am a womanchild.

You are still a child.

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2 hours ago, SirRob said:

Really? Birds can't get rabies? I didn't know that! I learned something today, thank you!

Of course, it could be infested with any number of other diseases. I know at least that pigeons carry diseases and should be treated with caution.

which is sad cause pigeons are bae

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We only managed to get one of the after-hours monitoring laptops to connect to the network. The primary monitor couldn't get his but I could get mine. We tried his credentials on the working laptop and it'll work as long as it isn't fully shut down. Soooooo, he's taking the laptop and I don't have to provide support monitoring tonight! 8D

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Never in my life was I thinking I'd be raising gross roaches But since we got Rio my beardie it's been a good idea to have a ton of them in bulk as feeder insects. She's too young to eat crickets or superworms since they contain too much chitin for her to healthily ingest, so I resigned to getting those for her as substenance.

The baby ones dont actually bother me, they could crawl on me and I wouldnt mind. The medium sized ones are still a little creepy but Ive learned to pick them up by pinching their soft back shells in two fingers to avoid the prickly dangly legs. The adults terrify me though and Ive yet to pick them up in any way successfully without flinching if at all, their shells are harder and more segmented and they have large prickly legs and ew ew ew. 

 

All that said I dont mind dubias as much as gross american pest roaches (or any pest variarion thereof). I actually dont hate all roaches that much and I kind of am intrigued by the Madagascar hissing roach. I imagine if I ever told anyone I had about 1,000 roaches in a container in my home I could see the look of horror in their face.

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My friends talking about girls:

Friend 1: "Whats up with you and the girl you were talking to?"
Friend 2: "You realize she got a whole husband, my dude?"

Me: OH! A WHOLE husband. Not a half of one. Not 0.4. Not 1/6. Her husband is a whole number.

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I was at Subway earlier today, and I ordered a personal pizza. As the lady was pulling it out of the oven and turning around to put it in the box, it just fell out of the tray. Right onto the floor.

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I remember when your sona was just one of those "I'm a wolf, but not" characters, @FenrirDarkWolf
I am proud of you... you were young at first, but you are growing. We just need to work that last 10% out of you.

Work it out HARD.

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15 minutes ago, Hewge said:

I remember when your sona was just one of those "I'm a wolf, but not" characters, @FenrirDarkWolf
I am proud of you... you were young at first, but you are growing. We just need to work that last 10% out of you.

Work it out HARD.

One day I'll just be an otter and then every one of my screen names will be a lie.

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10 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said:

Never in my life was I thinking I'd be raising gross roaches But since we got Rio my beardie it's been a good idea to have a ton of them in bulk as feeder insects. She's too young to eat crickets or superworms since they contain too much chitin for her to healthily ingest, so I resigned to getting those for her as substenance.

The baby ones dont actually bother me, they could crawl on me and I wouldnt mind. The medium sized ones are still a little creepy but Ive learned to pick them up by pinching their soft back shells in two fingers to avoid the prickly dangly legs. The adults terrify me though and Ive yet to pick them up in any way successfully without flinching if at all, their shells are harder and more segmented and they have large prickly legs and ew ew ew. 

 

All that said I dont mind dubias as much as gross american pest roaches (or any pest variarion thereof). I actually dont hate all roaches that much and I kind of am intrigued by the Madagascar hissing roach. I imagine if I ever told anyone I had about 1,000 roaches in a container in my home I could see the look of horror in their face.

AUGH THE ONES WITH WINGS

my rule for bugs is if they're any bigger than one of my fingernails, they may not have long prickly legs or gross looking wings.  if they pass those requirements, they must also not have the potential to bite, pinch, irritate, and/or sting me.  also, they shall not cling to me or have very noticeable compound eyes or mouthparts.  then and only then would i conceivably touch them.  mantises are iffy as far as whether or not they're an exception; i love them from a distance, but even they can be really gross looking or scary up close.  e__e  they're the roach's passably attractive cousin; you don't realize they're related until it's too late.

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50 minutes ago, Gator said:

-snip-

Most bugs don't bother me. Most of the time I even pick them up with my hands to move them outside (except things that look like they'd fucking hurt, like wolf spiders and wasps)...

 

But roaches? They freak me the fuck out. I don't even know why, but it's almost a primal and instinctive fear and disgust.

On that note, aerosol flea poison? Works on more than just fleas. Kills roaches and wasps just as good as Raid.

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14 minutes ago, Victor-933 said:

Most bugs don't bother me. Most of the time I even pick them up with my hands to move them outside (except things that look like they'd fucking hurt, like wolf spiders and wasps)...

 

But roaches? They freak me the fuck out. I don't even know why, but it's almost a primal and instinctive fear and disgust.

On that note, aerosol flea poison? Works on more than just fleas. Kills roaches and wasps just as good as Raid.

oh god fleas, don't remind me...

i used to have an outright phobia of roaches.  like, panic/cry/throw up.  i don't know where it came from, either, but after having them in the house for so many years it went away on its own lol.  i still won't touch them, but who the heck would?

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5 minutes ago, DrGravitas said:

Coworker walks in, looks at empty desks, turns to me and says:

"Wow, I can't believe I'm the first one in today!"

You obviously don't count, you practically live there.

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5 hours ago, Gator said:

AUGH THE ONES WITH WINGS

my rule for bugs is if they're any bigger than one of my fingernails, they may not have long prickly legs or gross looking wings.  if they pass those requirements, they must also not have the potential to bite, pinch, irritate, and/or sting me.  also, they shall not cling to me or have very noticeable compound eyes or mouthparts.  then and only then would i conceivably touch them.  mantises are iffy as far as whether or not they're an exception; i love them from a distance, but even they can be really gross looking or scary up close.  e__e  they're the roach's passably attractive cousin; you don't realize they're related until it's too late.

The good thing about these wings is they dont seem to use them actually, all they really do is crawl around looking gross (theyre poor climbers too they cant even climb plastic or glass surfaces).

Most insects in the wild I dont have a problem with because I dont go around touching most wild insects rather then just looking at them. I still like a lot of insects most people hate anyways (mainly spiders and beetles)

The minute they  reach home territory and are super gross, potentially harmful, or the infesty type then they are definitely going to die (or go outside...)

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So I just went to Google to curiously look up some good ways to de-stress

The first result says "Sit down and breathe"

Thanks internet, I almost forgot I had to fucking breathe
 

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Tried logging in from a new computer, and decided to type the URL directly but typed phoenix.corvidae.net instead of .org, and was completely panic stricken when it returned an error. Phew

32 minutes ago, DrDingo said:

Thanks internet, I almost forgot I had to fucking breathe

I always hate when I become self-aware of my own breathing, because when I manually breathe for a while I think like, oh my god what if I never automatically breathe again (and have to manually breathe for the rest of my life!)

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21 hours ago, Tsuujou said:

My friends talking about girls:

Friend 1: "Whats up with you and the girl you were talking to?"
Friend 2: "You realize she got a whole husband, my dude?"

Me: OH! A WHOLE husband. Not a half of one. Not 0.4. Not 1/6. Her husband is a whole number.

He's the full package. I bet he even has a working pair of hands and opposable thumbs!

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33 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

He's the full package. I bet he even has a working pair of hands and opposable thumbs!

No fractions for that woman. 
She didn't want a piece of man.

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21 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

Here you go. 

 

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Nice! Unfortunately, I already have a replacement.

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Edited by DrGravitas
Edited because I don't actually intend to keep my char in a speedo as my sig permanently XP
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