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4 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said:

I never cut my toast.

I belittle it and destroy what's left of it's fragile ego, destroying it's will to live. Then it starts wearing eyeliner, shopping at hot topic, and then it cuts itself.

Wow. 

You changed my mind. 

I actually want some toast now. 

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On 10/24/2016 at 7:19 AM, Vae said:

Cutting it with the skull shards of your defeated enemies?

Better yet if the flour used to make the toast is made from the crushed bones of your enemies

Not sure if that would make a good bread but it's definitely an effective way to inspire fear among your subjects and enemies

 

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Diagonally is the only way if you have to cut it, backed by facts.  Here is the breakdown:

-Aesthetically the triangles are the most pleasing out of the shapes

-narrow corners allow for both optimal bite size and dunking

-larger surface area of un-crusted goodness without being wasteful (looking at you crust cutters)

-Obvious handle zone for those who are eating toast for the first time or are toast challenged

-Creates illusion the toast is bigger, making you less hungry and less likely to order that side of biscuits and gravy.

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