Faust Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 What's the term for Vajazzling a REALLY big penis. A glass eye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 What is Grandpappy Glass Joe holding behind his back? He was naked! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 3, 2016 Author Share Posted December 3, 2016 Why was this furry not allowed into the zoo? Apples. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 What are not oranges? Sweet marinade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silo Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 What's a safe alternative (to iodide) to treat deep wounds and ward off flys? Treat with dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 What's the best way to treat being depressed? jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 What's one of the least-used letters? Hi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 What were Obama's last words? Bend over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 What was President Trump's inaugural address to the nation? What has it got in its pocketses? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 To what question did Dildo Baggins reply "Nothing, I'm just happy to see you!" to in 2012's worst porn-parody film? The League of Extraordinary Accountants. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 What is the artist and author of one of my favourite comics a part of? The apple falling off the tree and into the river, which takes it to the ocean, and it ends up in Taiwan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 How did they smuggle the orphans into Taiwan? Aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Which Ridley Scott film is allegedly responsible for pretty much everything that goes wrong in the Deep South? Hello Mum! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 what did you say to your teacher by accident? steam powered cutlery 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 37 minutes ago, Caledonian said: what did you say to your teacher by accident? Were it not coincidence, that's actually true. My mother was a primary school teacher and for about a year I was in her class. 38 minutes ago, Caledonian said: steam powered cutlery What the heck, I'll put a question to this too! What caused fourteen deaths at the annual Steampunk Inventor's Banquet? Next answer is: Fairy Lights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 In the future, what will replace stoplights? A seductive rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 What is the slutty cousin of a sedentary rock? Potato pancakes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 What is usually eaten during Hanukkah? Smelly tongues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 13, 2017 Author Share Posted February 13, 2017 What happens when you eat a lot of garlic and then give someone a french kiss? The river thames 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Where did the first recorded frost fair occur? A patty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 What's pretty Krabby? A smiling black man, a Latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 What is a card from Cards Against Humanity? The leprechauns who live in my dishwasher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 What did Donald Trump say when asked where he got his best political ideas? Ninety-nine white doves and one crow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 What did the birders find? Shameless o'toole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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