Enigma Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Hunting other furs without proper documentation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Numerous violations of Colonial Mandate 6072-8819.16 -- Unauthorized usage of AnchorNet resources outside of allotted leisure hours. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Contravening Space Corp Directive 5796: "No officer above the rank of Mess Sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Failure to follow flight tower instructions; chasing drones; public urination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Acting in contravention of the New Paradigm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Physical abuse :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Chemical abuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Mathematical abuse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Public indecency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Indecent use of a turnip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Inciting more fear with your immoral experiments than all of Nazi Germany's atrocities 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hacking the mainframe remotely from your bathroom for the lulz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Terrorising Sean Corcoran. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Posing as an Undercover Moth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Bouncing and pouncing without a permit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Screeching constantly in a random stranger's direction at a high pitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Regicide. OFF WITH HER POM-POM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Molding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Spying and then leaking government secrets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Stealing pizza :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 vandalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Vigilantism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Stealing the cookie jar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Not me! Yes you! Couldn't be! Then who? Snagged Cub took the cookie from the cookie jar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Give me my cookie jar back, damn it! I need it for login token reasons! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Hehehe.... cookie.jar (skip me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 George99g you are hereby changed with preemptive stabbing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 You gave Scooby-Doo a heart attack, you monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 You're a thief that stole some snacks from a store clerk while they were confused by a diversion you had created. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I believe you are really the notorious serial killer known as the Carolina Reaper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Failure to read Thomas Mann's version of 'Dr. Faustus.' *spanks you with a hardcover translation* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 ERP in a no ERP zone :Y 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Not ERPing in a made for ERP zone. :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Having multiple partners in a non-Mormon zone :UUUU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Disrespecting a hatful of imaginary gold tablets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Vampirism and witchcraft 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Stealing a wizard favorite bagpipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Stole my best hair conditioner and the same product from every store in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Being 'spotted' naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Assault and "bat"tery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Making terrible, terrible puns. Let me get you some woter while you wait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonebandit Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Failure to bring me a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Banditry, obviously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Head butting pigeons in the feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Sucking blood from your wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Spying on people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Inappropriate use of pyrotechnics at a funeral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Breaking the law of thermodynamics - first AND second. Seriously. His heat can of itself pass from one body to a hotter body. And it's not work either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Screeching without an echolocator's license. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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