DrGravitas Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 For bedeviling farmers and withering their crops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Giving false coordinates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Drunek'n disorderly conduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Wasting pie by being a perfectly good pie-target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Accusing me of being a good pie target D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Refusing to acknowledge a fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 For in fact only having 98 Gs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Crushing people using massive gravity - possibly 98 G's worth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Ramming into other people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Helping with the ramming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Being an Illegal alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Not having good enough pie-dodging skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Destroying my favorite sneakers >: C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Killing the dinosaurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 False accusations and defamation of character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Stealing research equipment from a charity called Derps for Science Yes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Rabid assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 carrot shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Flag stealing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 knocking out the driver of a truckload of eggs, and taking them to your hideout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Being one letter close to having free and open source software as your species. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 George was just a simple, underpaid janitor at a world renowned Art Museum. Although a very mundane job they really enjoyed it and one night decided to get a little drunk at work (who cared? no one cares on the graveyard shift). Unfortunately for George they were caught not only drinking on the job but they also destroyed countless pieces of Modern Art after mistaking them for rubbish and dumped them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 14 hours ago, Kinharia said: ...destroyed countless pieces of Modern Art after mistaking them for rubbish and dumped them. I very nearly did this myself once. Some idiot artist thought it was enough to put some cardboard boxes in a bin liner and call it art. Worse, the museum chose to display this 'exhibit' on the floor next to a tiny wall plaque with only the name of the piece and the artist's name on it. I thought the janitors had left it there! I very, VERY nearly picked it up and took it down to reception for them. I mean, what the FUCK, Art? Can't you even be bothered any more? (Skip Me) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Arrested for indecent exposure and being batshit crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Not giving sneps enough attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Stealing my plushie :*( 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Not being a plushie. You'd be adorable! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Murdering people and turning their bodies into cute plushies so nobody notices. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Not meeting your hole-digging quota as a fox! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Trying to dig a hole in my carpet ): 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Not wanting a fox hole in your carpet and floor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Creating an AI for manipulating stock markets in your favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 For causing cancer D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Farting reaaalllly loud in a library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Unlawful experimentation on bunnies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Being so cute you kill EVERYONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Killing everyone because you think you're cute enough to get away with it I hope you like prison food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Eatin' Babies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Spokesman and posetr-child for a Red Cross Blood Drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Money laundering. The authorities caught you by following the scent of Downy to your apartment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Shooting at people to get off his lawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Being on his lawn, and later my lawn, and then Buck's lawn. Multiple lawn offenses; you're looking at some big time here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Crimes against huge manatees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Illegal Fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Illegal moping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Possession of an illegal magazine. Covering said magazine in pie filling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Using your satellite ears to obtain government info 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Exposing government radar-ear info-harvesting plans! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Secretly favoring one stuffed animal over another D: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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