DrGravitas Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Impersonation of a federally protected creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Impersonating a doctor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Killing bugs bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Being extravagantly fluffy above and beyond what is allowed by your stature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Theft of stem cells from a government laboratory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Grinning and bearing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Eating all the fruit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 That avatar is a crime. Ew, fembois ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Not appreciating fembois. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Enigma said: Not appreciating fembois. Being a weird mix of dogboi and cotton candy in violation of the Human-Animal-Foodstuff Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2029 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Victor-933 said: Being a weird mix of dogboi and cotton candy in violation of the Human-Animal-Foodstuff Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2029 Imma cat! (Skip me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Enigma said: Imma cat! (Skip me) Eh, close enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Calling Englma a dogthing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Hijacking a pizza delivery car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Various over-due library fines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Leading the police on a high speed chase through Capital City of Capitaland. How dare you drive 1mp/h over the speed limit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (skip me, didn't realize I was looking at an old page) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Having their tongue out amongst a remote tribe where it is taboo to be licking one's chops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Eating a rare plant and then proceeding to salt the ground around it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Licking everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greebles Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Concentrating too hard and thereby passing wind in a subway train. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 That banana suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Noise violation: After too many shots of Scotch, Drunken bag-pipe playing at 4 AM outside the window of an apartment complex 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Illegal immigration (back to Madagascar with you!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Being a Muslim. Tronald Dump will take away your extra virgin olive oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Messing with all the cats in an animal shelter with a laser pointer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Possession of catnip in excess of 50 grams. Possession of catnip with intent to deal. Attempting to sell catnip to an undercover officer. Attempting to bribe an undercover officer, with catnip. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 doing illegal science stuff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Hitting people over the head with your flag just for the fun of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Failed an augmentation test at the Olympics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Posing as an official Vampire bat, while actually being a mere Fruit bat, who owns a large grove of blood oranges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Arson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Failure to wear cute kitty-collar with bell to scare mice away; pouncing on mice with intent to eat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Impersonating a cat and invading the feline headquarters 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekokami Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Stealing twelve terabytes of gay porn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Making me tempted to do the calculations on exactly how much gay porn that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 About 119 hours, assuming 4K H.264 gay porn. Making me estimate this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekokami Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Actually estimating how many hours of high-quality gay porn would take up 12TB of storage space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Assuming its high quality gay porn and not 12 terabytes worth of footage shot on someones shitty phone camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 All three of you guilty of elaborating on the data consumption of gay porn. The sentence..........1 exabyte of straight porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekokami Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Well, your crime is forcing that much disgusting straight porn on us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Playing pokemon go in restricted access areas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Tricking people into eating haggis and then yelling "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 The manufacturing and distribution of illegal treaty violating weapons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Indecent exposure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Public displays of lewdness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Mugging someone at a gas station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Tanking at the gas station and driving off without paying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Dereliction of duty. You're supposed to chase after him, not write his crimes down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Safe cracking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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