Khaki Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 The illegal supply and armament of military armaments to third world terrorist guinea pig militias. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Tickling random people with his moustache, on a crowded subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Assaulting an innocent tree without a warrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of catnip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Violating a restraining order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 We're running out of plausible crimes now... er... Beating a badger to death with a first edition copy of Roget's Thesaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Doing implausible crimes. All of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Abducting young people to make them sweat and then bathe in their sweat to gain their cute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 You get drunk and get lost into a dark room. You lit a match To your horror, you are in a room full of fireworks. You got lost in the fireworks factory. You panic and drop the lit match and run for your life out of the room. Nobody but you knows it was an accident 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Held Kinharia for ransom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 11 hours ago, Augmented Husky said: Held Kinharia for ransom Am I the only person that's slightly worried that KINHARIA liked this comment? Uh... promoting bondage! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 29 minutes ago, Faust said: Am I the only person that's slightly worried that KINHARIA liked this comment? Uh... promoting bondage! Shhhhh Your crime is knowing too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Potato theft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 39 minutes ago, Kinharia said: Your crime is knowing too much. It is also my punishment. Khaki's crime is clearly crocodile poaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Stealing my heart~ Mortal Kombat style. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Taunting an official, via sticking out your tongue and slapping your butt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 You are constantly surrounded by dark so you must be the one who summoned the creatures of the void to this world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 kittennapping D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Catnapping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Possession of illegal drugs. Catnip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 On 20 September 2016 at 2:07 PM, Enigma said: Stealing my heart~ Mortal Kombat style. GET OVER HERE!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Bad Photoshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Possession of a lurid avatar on Fur affinity, for which the sentence is death. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Failure to produce enough fox art: that's a paddlin'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Foxism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Taking so long to get a custom avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Chaosmasterdelta said: Taking so long to get a custom avatar Forgetting to also mention 'and not paying for it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Urinating on a police officer, while airborne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Stealing a packet of tea bags from a blind person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Being drunk to much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Being drunk too little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaysen Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Being crunk too little >:P (is that still a thing? it was in like 2005...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Having inconsistantly sized text in your post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 For not using your glasses to read the fine print Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaysen Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 For actually reading the fine print!WHO DOES THAT!!???That's nuts! x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 EDIT: Wrong thread Jaysen's crime was not allowing me to make a ninja edit in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaysen Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Snagged Cub said: Banned for not actually banning anyone :3 ...Wrong thread? oAo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Not having an avatar. Who are you?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Stealing a burrito truck! YOU MONSTER! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 For throwing off my grove. How dare thee ¬_¬ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Movin' to the groove of a differen' beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Not dancing to the rhythm of life, but trying to create your own profane beat instead. Dr. Foxenstein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Incitement to indecently assault someone called 'Well the Rabbit' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Making a pact with Lucifer and conspiring with Mephistopheles in your pursuit of infinite knowledge through magikal means. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Noise ordinance violations, torment, and failure to cease and desist despite promising 'nevermore'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Breaking the law of conservation of energy. Good job >:c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Not reporting a violation of the laws of physics to the physics police. You don't want people discovering an infinite source of energy, now, do you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Using your giant ears to listen in on your roommate's secrets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Blend in to well with the nights darkness so that you are far to darn snaky for comfort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Failure to wear a flea collar, with intent to spread fleas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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