Astus Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 For talking about gross things 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Distracting your ma with your cuteness while she was driving and causing her to crash (don't fret, nobody got hurt except for the car's body) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Never being on at the same time as me ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Being too adorkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Not being able to get people to play werewolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Poisoning people with bad cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 ACCUSING ME OF BAD CAKE that is a serious crime right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Using black magic (and Rowntrees Fruit Gums) to bring musical instruments to life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Inspiring vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 A caper in which you absconded with the entire annual sugar output of Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 unethical Science experiments 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Hacking into state computers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Caber tossing in public. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Pretending to be a vampire but accidentally actually biting someone's neck in the process 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 ramming into people unexpectedly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Impaling a bystander with a flag.OH GOD THERES BRAINS EVERYWHERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Endless/Nameless said: Impaling a bystander with a flag.OH GOD THERES BRAINS EVERYWHERE good good huehuehue using the power of rock to blow up more brains 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Using brains as legal tender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Possession idea controlled substance. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Arrested as the number 1 and number 6 threats to America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Is an illegal alien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Being an Englishman in New York Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Calling me an Englishman. Also the English man in new york was a legal alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Sorry I just got the song going around in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Arrested for blood bank robbery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Illegal arms trading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Head Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 violating other people's right to bear arms. Get it? Get it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Illegal hunting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Swindling people money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Cutting holes in Donald Trump's Great Wall of Mexico. (Which is cool by me, but still...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Impersonating Dracula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Smuggling of neuropozyne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Head Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Amiir said: Smuggling of neuropozyne Being an alien, An ILLEGAL alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 For committing homicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Not having a nose. That's a crime now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Putting on an illegal Bagpipe Performance of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Public fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Impersonating chocobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 For smearing your naked body in Bad Dragon lubricant and assaulting a drug dealer with a meter long, novelty sized dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Khaki said: For smearing your naked body in Bad Dragon lubricant and assaulting a drug dealer with a meter long, novelty sized dildo. Wait, that's a crime?! ....what the heck do they write on the charge sheet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 For, uhhh, "sucking" too much. 27 minutes ago, Faust said: Wait, that's a crime?! ....what the heck do they write on the charge sheet? Armed lube-assisted vigilantism. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Do 20 mph in a 15 zone, on foot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Attempting to smuggle drugs through airport security. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Eating all my pizza >:C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 having a really aggressive and scary username 'fenrir dark wolf' but actually being the polar opposite of that personality-wise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Driving (cattle joke, ha-ha!) with an obstructed view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Not obeying to the laws of physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Being a feline and also not obeying the laws of physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 probably beat someone with a guard flag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Having the last can of soda. >:-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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