Fossa Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1,000 nights on a desert island. The knights would rust away, trying to get to the island, or simply sink, weighed down by their armor. The island sounds rather peaceful, actually, and its rather cold and clammy here, now! Might get lonely. Can I have some version of Friday? Papa Smurf Vs. Barney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Barney. Papa Smurf is a lot smaller, a lot older and a lot less evil. Also he's blue, and Barney's a frigging T-Rex that's conned us all into thinking he's nice and friendly and playful. He could swallow Papa Smurf in one bite. The little guy's only real chance is to hide or to call in all the other surfs for backup, but that's agains the rules of the game so he dies to the sound of: "I love you, you love me, You'd go well with spaghetti, I'm gonna grind you into Bolognese, And smother you in mayonnaise" Dracula vs. a Monster Truck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Monster truck. All the driver would have to do is wait until daylight, drag Dracula's coffin out, tie it to the bumper, and take off. The personifications of the entire furry fandom's perversion, or its autism? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Its perversion. It is far more pervasive, meticulous, and creative. Beetlejuice vs The Ghostbusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'm gonna say Beetlejuice. He just seems classier, somehow, like he'd outsmart them, and have fun doing it. The Keebler Elves, or Snap, Crackle, and Pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Snap, Crackle, and Pop are straight up ballers, homie. They be clappin' fools left and right. Captain America or Donald Trump? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Whoa there, how do we know they're not one and the same person? Oh yeah, rock-hard abs. Yeah, I reckon Cap's got this one. The thought that they might team up on account of Captain America's allegiance to the office of the President is just too terrible to contemplate. ...I don't suppose anyone's got his phone number have they? Comic Relief vs. Children in Need 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 The comic relief would try to help the child in need, inadvertently battering them in slapstick sequence worthy of the 3 Stooges. By the end of it the child is begging him not to help him anymore, before a 10-ton anvil falls on him. The comic relief shrugs and decides the child must have just left, and gets on with his life. George Washington leading the modern American armed forces v Mecha Godzilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 George Washington because he will attack Mecha Godzilla on midnight of Christmas Eve, which is the original American way. Helen Keller vs Stephen Hawking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Hellen Keller, once she finds him, all she has to do is push him over and it's a done deal! A smol coyote vs a rotten grapefruit with maggots inside of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Pffft of coarse teh kaiyohtee wood win, 4 they r naturez most fyeersist feersest predadurr teh meaty gr8froot soundz liek taystee treet Nicholas Cage VS a murderous hobo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Generally that'd be Nicholas Cage, but the murderous hobo might be Rutger Hauer, in which case he kills Nicky Cage with a 12-gauge The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland vs. Nearly Headless Nick from Harry Potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Nearly Headless Nick. What a nightmare it was for the Red Queen! All those beheading seemingly coming back to haunt her scared her to death quite quickly. Count Dracula v Fox McCloud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Fox, because if Dracula has issues with sunlight on earth, he would have a hell of a time in space, as he would be exposed to unmitigated sunlight. Bill Clinton vs Bill Cosby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 13, 2017 Author Share Posted February 13, 2017 Bill Clinton. The Jello pudding trick was a real slippery surprise, but it wasn't as effective as the saxophone beating Cosby on the head. The anthropomorphized incarnations of The 80s versus the same of The 90s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I'm'a say the 80's for no particular reason except maybe Indiana Jones. (Really I just wanted to get this game started again!) Ok, Professor Layton vs. the Riddler! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I'm going to go with the Riddler. He seems more devious, and besides...I want a 'bad guy' to win, for once! The Michelin Man Vs. The Jolly Green Giant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 The Jolly Green Giant because, well... he's a giant! A baby fox vs a baby otter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 As you can see by this gripping footage, the baby fox has the clear speed and agility advantage. Baby Fox wins! (omg, this is the cutest thing ever!) Tortoise with a hammer versus Roomba with a knife 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Tortoise, because if the rooms is like mine, it will become stuck ss soon as it encounters any slight change in terrain. 100 housecat-sized bears vs 1 bear-sized housecat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergalus Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 One big cat wins because she is badass. @DrGravitas vs @SergalusWho will win this deadmatch?? Find out soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 The winner is Gravitas by default on a technicalilty due to no-show from Sergalus. Default! Default! Default! Mortal Kombat's Scorpion versus MGS3 Snake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 God that ones hard, i wanna say snake, but I know scorpion would win, scorpion at this point is already dead, and keeps coming back. no way to win. Rare's N64 Joanna Dark versus Nick valentine from fallout 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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