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Most Aggressive "Merry Christmas" Ever.


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7 hours ago, Zeke said:

If I say Happy Holidays, I get butt fucked by Jesus and the bible from some angry Christian people. Mentioning Krampus is the equivalent of saying Satan.

Come to the EC and you do not have to worry about the far left-Dems getting bent out of shape.

Haperry Holichristmdays.

 

*world ends*

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On 12/11/2016 at 1:59 PM, Zeke said:

Apparently my Schnapps drinking SM husband is satan. 

This.

People down here have barely heard of Krampus and their automatic response is to hurl accusations of satanism. The movement to remove all pagan elements from Christmas has gained popularity and there's even been notions brought up of getting rid of Santa. 

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We should just do away with them all and start over. Humanity will never truly unite until we can set aside differences, and unfortunately that means divisive beliefs must be buried. New holidays are needed, ones we can all get behind.

 

"Sharing Hope In Trading," or SHIT Day for short.

"Caring Under Noble Tenets," or CUNT Day.

"Wishing All Newfound Kindness," Or WANK Day.

"Finding Unification, Compassion, Knowledge," Or FUCK Day. 

 

These are my suggestions.

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