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I want to be your friend so we can talk about friendship stuffs. I may not agree with most of you, but I think the lot of you but you guys are awesome. So let's celebrate our platonic relationship by complementing each other and agreeing to disagree when things become heated like a bunch of sophisticated nerds into animal-headed porn. 

To friendship!

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1 hour ago, Hux said:

I would totally give most of you guys a glass of tap water if you were thirsty.

I'd brew you a pot of coffee if you wanted something hot.

2 hours ago, Red Lion said:

*sticks head in* 

Friendship? Where? C'n I have some?

 
 
 

yes, you may have some friendship. Rainbow flavored friendship.

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19 minutes ago, Zeke said:

And then I'd get the whipped cream and a box of some sort of pastry. Then we can have coffee and dessert and play cards. 

Could you send some of that food/coffee/cuddle love my way bro? I'll repay you in......ummm what do you want?

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Oh and this is essentially what's being googled atm by the library in general. At least I'd imagine it is.

 

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5 hours ago, Zeke said:

I want to be your friend so we can talk about friendship stuffs. I may not agree with most of you, but I think the lot of you but you guys are awesome. So let's celebrate our platonic relationship by complementing each other and agreeing to disagree when things become heated like a bunch of sophisticated nerds into animal-headed porn. 

To friendship!

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2 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Yes.Still do.

wait did you tell me that earlier? I specifically remember someone either telling me that they had or currently did work at a library. Also what can I pay you in in order to receive the pastries/coffee/cuddles? 

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Just now, U-235 said:

wait did you tell me that earlier? I specifically remember someone either telling me that they had or currently did work at a library. Also what can I pay you in in order to receive the pastries/coffee/cuddles? 

 

More coffee.
And a DvD of your favorite movie to watch together,

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This thread is so cheesy, and it sounds fake as hell, I wouldn't trust anyone who claims to be a friend upon first meeting, because trust and confort is something that it has to be earned, to actually be a friend with someone you need to have a connection with him/her, know something about them, share atleast some thoughts and experiences, you haven't even seen each others faces, it just looks so fake and insincere. That's why I prefer direct, straight forward people, not pretenders, sugarcoating people are just no good. 

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29 minutes ago, U-235 said:

wait did you tell me that earlier? I specifically remember someone either telling me that they had or currently did work at a library. Also what can I pay you in in order to receive the pastries/coffee/cuddles? 

Yep, that's me! I work at a University Library. So I guess we can all be friends, huh?

@Johanna Waya Library story, for ya!

(Oh, and so far, nobody had died there, that I know of. We did have this one time, though, when this creepy guy would steal just one shoe, from girls who had taken them off in the study lounge, by sneaking under the study carrels, and grabbing them. He was eventually caught, with 26 female shoes in his car, all right feet.)

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2 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said:

Yep, that's me! I work at a University Library. So I guess we can all be friends, huh?

(Oh, and so far, nobody had died there, that I know of. We did have this one time, though, when this creepy guy would steal just one shoe, from girls who had taken them off in the study lounge, by sneaking under the study carrels, and grabbing them. He was eventually caught, with 26 female shoes in his car, all right feet.)

That is amazingly creepy, ever have anything that weird happen again?

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That is amazingly creepy, ever have anything that weird happen again?

It was amazingly creepy! Huh. I've been there quite some time, but nothing that weird. We've had a few flashers, but that's not too uncommon, still, creepy. Oh, the other creepy/gross thing: There was another guy, who would just take a dump, in random places, on random floors, in the stacks. (It's a 7 story building) He must have left about 8 'loads' before he got nabbed by the cleaning personnel, who called the police. (We also have cameras, so they knew what he looked like) That was also kinda creepy. Oddly, there was an episode of Bob's Burgers that was rather similar. But those are the oddest things.

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7 minutes ago, Cross said:

This thread is so cheesy, and it sounds fake as hell, I wouldn't trust anyone who claims to be a friend upon first meeting, because trust and confort is something that it has to be earned, to actually be a friend with someone you need to have a connection with him/her, know something about them, share atleast some thoughts and experiences, you haven't even seen each others faces, it just looks so fake and insincere. That's why I prefer direct, straight forward people, not pretenders, sugarcoating people are just no good. 

Or you could just let the thread be and people enjoy it while it moves on. Also technically if you look through the selifes thread some of us have seen each others face. I'm fairly sure you posted in it if memory serves me correctly. Additionally why does it have to be insincere? Becoming friends with/getting to know people online is easily just as effective as it is offline. In particular with avenues like Skype and Facetime any hindrance caused by lack of body language can easily be overcome. 

10 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said:

It was amazingly creepy! Huh. I've been there quite some time, but nothing that weird. We've had a few flashers, but that's not too uncommon, still, creepy. Oh, the other creepy/gross thing: There was another guy, who would just take a dump, in random places, on random floors, in the stacks. (It's a 7 story building) He must have left about 8 'loads' before he got nabbed by the cleaning personnel, who called the police. (We also have cameras, so they knew what he looked like) That was also kinda creepy. Oddly, there was an episode of Bob's Burgers that was rather similar. But those are the oddest things.

This is a significant portion of why I'm glad I'll be working as an engineer. We tend to have much more calm and stable environments that we work in. I feel college libraries, or just any public space, always has that one person who does weird stuff like that.

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57 minutes ago, U-235 said:

Or you could just let the thread be and people enjoy it while it moves on. Also technically if you look through the selifes thread some of us have seen each others face. I'm fairly sure you posted in it if memory serves me correctly. Additionally why does it have to be insincere? Becoming friends with/getting to know people online is easily just as effective as it is offline. In particular with avenues like Skype and Facetime any hindrance caused by lack of body language can easily be overcome. 

Ok, I'll let it be, this is just a silly forum anyway

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1 hour ago, Cross said:

This thread is so cheesy, and it sounds fake as hell, I wouldn't trust anyone who claims to be a friend upon first meeting, because trust and confort is something that it has to be earned, to actually be a friend with someone you need to have a connection with him/her, know something about them, share atleast some thoughts and experiences, you haven't even seen each others faces, it just looks so fake and insincere. That's why I prefer direct, straight forward people, not pretenders, sugarcoating people are just no good. 

 
 
 
 
 

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.

 

1 hour ago, U-235 said:

That is amazingly creepy, ever have anything that weird happen again?

I saw a dead baby in a public restroom before the library opened for my morning shift. I do not think the shock wore off. 

And an old lady was trying to sell kittens in the library. They'd gotten loose in the computer lab and ran around meowing with their cute fuzzy faces. 

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14 hours ago, U-235 said:

Yo mind if I join in on this and be your friend? I don't have many fur friends yet.

I would very much like to be your furrend

I want to be ALL YOUR FURREND

Also @Zeke @Fossa-Boy, I used to work in my HS's library as a library aide. It was great, there was no weird shit happening (unless you count weird noises in a huge empty room), but otherwise very boring and I usually asked for permission to leave, which I got, and went to the band hall to practise spinning flag.

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8 hours ago, WileyWarWeasel said:

I would totally give everyone in this thread an aircraft carrier for Christmas, but you'd have to supply your own aircraft

Once I'll receive (soon™) my elite stealth fighter aircraft squadron and all the required staff and lifetime supply of fueling and parts, I'll use my gift carrier to conquer the world so that we will all be friends. We'll also have some cake. Forest cake, to be precise. 

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59 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said:

Once I'll receive (soon™) my elite stealth fighter aircraft squadron and all the required staff and lifetime supply of fueling and parts, I'll use my gift carrier to conquer the world so that we will all be friends. We'll also have some cake. Forest cake, to be precise. 

Sounds great, but don't forget helicopters for sweeping ASW operations ^_____^

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