Eggdodger Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Pizza has been a topic of admiration and contention throughout the ages. For example: What counts as pizza? I almost typed "pineapple", but that's not pizza. That's heresy. That's not delivery, that's devilry. But hey, eat and enjoy it if you so choose. Plenty of people get a kick out of pagan sacrifice, too. I'm not the one who has to live with it. Just wait until Papa John becomes president, then we'll see how long you stay in this country. I'm digressing here, though. Pizza has fueled sleepovers, study sessions you wouldn't have otherwise gone to, and office meetings that you had to go to anyways. In light of all the events that pizza facilitates, it has in so doing fueled empires, most notably the United States of Pizzamerica. Pizza grease is what oils the great capitalist machine, and perhaps if Italians had perfected the art that they pioneered they might have won WWII instead of being crushed like from beneath the boot their country resembles. Instead, Pizzamerica has harnessed all the potential that can be wrought from this super food. Super food it is-- the embodiment of every food group. Grains, dairy, vegetables, fruit, meat, and gratuitous oil. Together, they form the Supreme Covenant, our mighty protectors from hunger, depression and healthy eating. Good heavenly grains, what would we do without this glowing discus of the gods to spin a path through this dreary world we live in? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 https://vargskelethor.bandcamp.com/track/pineapples-do-not-belong-on-a-pizza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kosha Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 44 minutes ago, GarthTheWereWolf said: No that's fine, you can just have bad opinions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Pizza is more than simple food; it is a symbol of perfection and harmony, all the food groups coordinated and aligned into a single flawless discus. If Pizza were embraced as the symbol and guiding principle of a world religion, such problems as world hunger and war would be solved overnight, and humanity would experience untold levels of peace, harmony, and fullness. The Great Prophet Papa John has shown us the way, we only need follow him to enlightenment and eternal harmony through Pizza. Papa Bless. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 From the comfort of oppressed Romans to the pride of Queens, to the strength of black faced laborers and the final deliverance of ten thousand despairing scholars. A bit of bread, a bit of cheese, sauce of a certain poison apple, and finally a dash of the divine. Pizza, this most venerated vessel to bring good things to empty stomachs and to warm frozen hearts, we do commend. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Osrik said: Pizza is more than simple food; it is a symbol of perfection and harmony, all the food groups coordinated and aligned into a single flawless discus. If Pizza were embraced as the symbol and guiding principle of a world religion, such problems as world hunger and war would be solved overnight, and humanity would experience untold levels of peace, harmony, and fullness. The Great Prophet Papa John has shown us the way, we only need follow him to enlightenment and eternal harmony through Pizza. Papa Bless. 45 minutes ago, Jtrekkie said: From the comfort of oppressed Romans to the pride of Queens, to the strength of black faced laborers and the final deliverance of ten thousand despairing scholars. A bit of bread, a bit of cheese, sauce of a certain poison apple, and finally a dash of the divine. Pizza, this most venerated vessel to bring good things to empty stomachs and to warm frozen hearts, we do commend. Thanks guys, this is what I was looking for. I know religion's kind of scoffed at around here but I'm glad you two know what's coming in the afterlife and what you need to live (and possibly die) for today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I dont follow the Papa John path of pizzery, I find that it is the least savory of followings, I prefer my pizza regionally of the New York branch denomination 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 So I like Pineapple on Pizza, but it is always paired with ham, which I cannot eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 All your pizza belong to me and me only BACK OFF It's the reason I'm so fat ;u; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 On 12/27/2016 at 4:00 PM, WolfNightV4X1 said: I dont follow the Papa John path of pizzery, I find that it is the least savory of followings, I prefer my pizza regionally of the New York branch denomination I'm nondenominational. Choosing a denomination is a lot like only eating a single kind of one-topping pizza; there's no variety. Following no path but my own, I experience a myriad of flavors, some good, some bad, but all meaningful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I think I had Papa John's pizza once. It sucked. 2nd worst pizza ever. First being this gross one from the superstore. True Pizza is a local place (I think it's still local) called Cheese Wheels. A bit pricey but it's REAL DAMN PIZZA. That being said, Pizzahut is delicious, Dominoes is delicious, pizza is delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 There's this place called PieFive I love to death. So goddamn good and all the toppings you want for no extra cost. I love local joints too. I'm not picky about pizza at all honestly. If it's not school pizza (thank god I don't have to eat that slop anymore), frozen store bought pizza, and the establishment cooks it properly, it's very VERY hard to ruin for me. Uno's, PieFive, Dominos, Papa Johns, Pizzahut, Sbarro's, whatever. Gimme. 'A` 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I grew up in the Northeast US, and still think the local pizza places up there are the best, but I can't knock Papa John's. They gave me a free large pizza just for having a Camaro. These days, I mostly eat Harris Teeter pizza. It's inexpensive, tasty, and the smaller size means I can eat a whole pie without much regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 There's a few local pizza places in town, and there's a few chains and I love all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Since someone had to bring this up, what's your favorite topping? I love jalapenos and sausage. I like how the spice in the sausage goes so perfectly with the spiciness of the jalapenos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 This may just be the best thread this forum has ever had! All hail pizza and bacon toppings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I love pizza, but finding a good chain can be as arduous as any other spiritual journey in some suburbs. I recall a heartbreaking games night at a friend's place whereupon we discovered that his house was outside delivery range of the nearest Pizza Hut. We punished him justly by having him drive to pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Am I doing this right? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Snagged Cub said: Am I doing this right? [tw: gore] Please tag your gore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Snagged Cub said: Am I doing this right? Rip pizza Commited pizzacide 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aouzy Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I don't eat pizza unless it's the only thing around to it, I've had so much of it when I was poor I can't stand it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Ah, pizza. Thanks for being there for me when I don't feel like cooking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 14 hours ago, Snagged Cub said: Am I doing this right? HEATHEN! HERETIC! BLASPHEMER! YOU WILL BE EXECUTED FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Someone really needs to reverse engineer the garlic dip dominoes do with every pizza as there is hardly any in the pots to last very long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 On 29/12/2016 at 2:19 PM, Snagged Cub said: Am I doing this right? Did you make it with alien blood or something? :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I have a pizza I have a pineapple Ugh Pineapple pizza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 I fucking love how New Yorkers and Italians talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 i need to go back to cici's because they're the only ones who can give me macaroni and cheese pizza and anchovy mushroom pineapple pizza--on the same day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feraleks Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I enjoy pineapple on pizza & pagan sacrifice. That said, my single pizza experience in America was less than satisfactory. The place was called Pizza Forte I think. Was hung over, it burned my throat, later puked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaspers Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 My favorite pizza is a pillow... I mean my favorite pillow is a pizza. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 I'd straight up murder a guy for some deep dish right now. Pepperoni' and cheese with some ground peppers, plz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfyAmbassador Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 There's a place over here called Mamma Mia Italian Bistro, and their Sicilian pies are amazing. Never thought I'd find good pizza here in NC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfyAmbassador Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Rhíulchabán said: Do they do oven baked pizza? I'm not sure if I understand what you mean, all pizza stores do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfyAmbassador Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Rhíulchabán said: I guess I meant fire-baked instead of just oven. Not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 This reminds me that one does run risks, delivering something so delicious, as Pizza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Pizza without sauce is sometimes really good. Or pizza with a garlic-type sauce instead of a tomato sauce. Pineapple is pretty much the best topping though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tsuujou Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Man, I fucking love Pie5. That pesto sauce you can get added on top for free is the best tasting sauce I've ever had. God... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Is it true that Domino's pizzas are bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Nova said: Is it true that Domino's pizzas are bad? Not at all, they're delicious. I honestly don't know why they are so unanimously disliked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 36 minutes ago, Nova said: Is it true that Domino's pizzas are bad? I've never had really bad Dominos, but I did get a pizza that was a little doughy, but nothing I couldn't eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 hours ago, Nova said: Is it true that Domino's pizzas are bad? I would prefer other brands, myself. I only have experience with my local joint, but they tend to put a lot of salt and oil on their ingredients. After eating a couple of slices, I feel like I've just consumed the pizza's weight in sea brine. Absolutely heretical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Domino's isn't the worst shit ever. I feel like most people either ran into a crappier than normal establishment or tend to overexaggerate how awful it is to pretend they have this exquisite refined taste of an aristocrat. REALLY shit pizza is frozen or that prison food slop from Sysco they had the gall to serve us in school. But make no mistake. Local joints and your dingy hole in the wall pizzerias are infinitely better than the main mega chains just because they can actually afford to use fresh ingredients and cook them traditionally. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted February 1, 2017 Author Share Posted February 1, 2017 On 1/31/2017 at 1:44 AM, Tsuujou said: Domino's isn't the worst shit ever. I feel like most people either ran into a crappier than normal establishment or tend to overexaggerate how awful it is to pretend they have this exquisite refined taste of an aristocrat. I would say in my case it's the first one, because I do in fact have the exquisite refined taste of an aristocrat-- possibly the taste of two aristocrats that agree with each other on everything-- when it comes to pizza. If I venture out of the area I'm currently living in, I shall gracefully allow Domino's another chance to impress me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyoko Hime-Sama Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 PIZZAAAA! I love, love, love BBQ based Pizzas! With chicken, double bacon, jalapenos and pineapple and a crust stuffed with cheese... I just made myself so hungry... I'ma go make pizza... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 30 minutes ago, Hyoko Hime-Sama said: PIZZAAAA! I love, love, love BBQ based Pizzas! With chicken, double bacon, jalapenos and pineapple and a crust stuffed with cheese... I just made myself so hungry... I'ma go make pizza... You had me up until pineapple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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