Caledonian Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 They all die but none die and also they are their own grandparents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Athletic blue hero defeats industrial-military man-in-a-mech with the power of nature and sharp things to save the planet. (And he is not a hedgehog.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 The kind old man is the reason you're stuck in a conflict, your oldest sibling is dead, and your entire family is a bunch of nutcases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 He speaks through the lights and it makes his mom look like a lunatic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 After the man draws a picture of a sad girl, the ship sinks and the girl is sad again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 The priest wasn't murdered, he committed suicide to protect his wife's murder by self-defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 The monster was actually a spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Snape kills Dumbledore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Snape kills Dumbledore My heart is broken on so many levels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The assistant mayor of a massive city has been making people go crazy to fuel her race politics and rise to power. A police officer uncovers this conspiracy with the help of a con man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The intern got out of the dog park unscathed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The one Assassin stabs the Templar guy and then the Assassins run in modern times. Anticlimactic as shit and not true to the games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The lord is a kandra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 death star goes boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The missing principal was actually taking care of Magic Jesus in the attic of the school this entire time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 11 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: The one Assassin stabs the Templar guy and then the Assassins run in modern times. Anticlimactic as shit and not true to the games. Well what did you expect? I honestly didnt expect the movie to be true to the games and a total cash grab, I mainly want to see it because the theme and vibe of the movie, seeing all the parkour and shit. Was that part good at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The world ends, your friends become avatars, and you have to kill them to make your world a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share Posted December 31, 2016 It turns out he killed his wife himself and was in denial and on a delusional guilt trip. And a dog was behind it all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The killer faked his own death, is wearing a mask, and is giving the only survivor therapy at a hospital. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Hide contents Well what did you expect? I honestly didnt expect the movie to be true to the games and a total cash grab, I mainly want to see it because the theme and vibe of the movie, seeing all the parkour and shit. Was that part good at least? The parkour is shot and edited as kind of dark and choppy, and there is not a whole lot in the movie. The movie has mostly just the main characters mucking about in the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 She is a he. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 His powers are from a tumor and its terminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share Posted December 31, 2016 You think you're on a quest to stop an ancient evil from coming back to life, but the bad guys trick you into brining it back yourself... for like the fifth time in this series. When will they learn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 His secret to being indestructable is fitness training 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiro Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 He is the most complete fighter in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Kosha said: She is a he. To counter this... He is a she because her parents forced her to be a boy for no good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 And how could it be? For he is the genetic super being! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 God turns out to be a dribblingly insane old man, but it's ok because two prepubescent kids are around to stitch the universe back together again and, as a reward, can never, ever see each other again. Oh, and also the little boy never stops bleeding, which must be inconvenient, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Their supernatural powers come from the spirit of their dead twin strangled in womb. Also, America wants to invade and conquer the afterlife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 The hero uses magic to detonate his elderly master, killing the dragon. This doesn't help the princess much as she's already been eaten. The king, seeing that it's safe to come out of hiding now, stabs the obviously-dead smouldering dragon-corpse in the head and takes all the credit. The people of the town aren't paying attention and assume that God did it. The hero, feeling understandably under-appreciated, sighs and rides off into the distance with a girl who looks like a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 The entire city is a hallucination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 hour ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: The entire city is a hallucination. Is it proffessor layton? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Just now, Caledonian said: Is it proffessor layton? SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 hour ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it just sounds like a serious case of folsense 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Caledonian said: Hide contents it just sounds like a serious case of folsense Shhhh, yes, it is x3 The entire city is actually a project by a pharmaceutical company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 The main character is immortal and during the biblical era he was believed to be the son of god. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 The spaceship's computer became God and the crew had to worShip Him or else He would break the universe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 The hero is a tiny little guy the size of a mouse living in an elaborate model world in a laboratory and is being used as a guinea pig for a variety of advertising campaigns. Another one: The trees did it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Maternal instincts transcend species and terrestrial bounds, leading to the mother of all power-armor fights! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feverish Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 And then the dragon kids kill the dragon man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 A feral child returns home and murders his uncle to reclaim the household Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 He doesn't save the girl and no matter what, he couldn't have saved her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 The kind, compassionate, and at times short-tempered, main character finds out that he's the reincarnation of the devil and destined to end the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Her sister is her mother, and her mother's pet spider is her dad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 He panics, hit's the wrong button, and can't undo what he did. It appears he spends eternity in a void alone. And I suppose the rest of the world will never move on either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 All the telephones in the world ring at the same time. This is bad for some reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 The final boss is a discount Metal Gear knockoff out of nowhere. It makes about as much sense as anything else in the plot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Turns out you were a robot the entire time and a great white shark helps you diminish the control of the sea by triangular exploding robots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Not-Hillary colluded with Cyborg-Putin to have him take over America's poor man's Death Star to create a menace to reinvigorate the economy... somehow and gets your trusted leader to ineffectively betray you at the last possible moment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 His daughter dies of old age while he is still alive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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