Red Lion Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 For the most part I like people. People are funny, empathetic and often more kind, generous and willing to listen than they are given credit for. But there are types that are just too much for me. Also it's not uncommon for some of these to have some overlap. Cuntopotamus and 4ever the victim are often the same person. Filthy McNasty: No you're not a bad person. You don't abuse animals, you have a job, you vote and you pay your taxes....but you haven't showered in a month and you smell like cheese. Alas, we cannot even be friends because I can't come within 5 feet of you. Did you just blow a snot rocket at me? D8< Sensitive Sue: Again, not a bad person. In fact you're usually a very kind person. But, I can't talk to you without my filter on at all times because everything is taboo and it hurts your feelings. You're never going to be able to know any side of me except "public me" so a relationship of any kind is impossible. Unless it's a working relationship, then we're fine. Pedantic Semantic. You know who you are....and you know what I meant. Stop splitting hairs about the tiniest technical details, you smug asshole. >8[ The Cuntopotamus: Now YOU are a bad person. You are way to schadenfreude. Everything you touch turns to shit and you love to wallow. 4ever the victim: Not happy unless you're miserable..and that misery has to be someone else's fault. Often treats simple ignorance like it's intentional malice, everyone you meet is your enemy and if they aren't yet they will be eventually. On the other hand. Types of people who I typically like. Like with the above list, it is possible for there to be overlap. The Eccentric: You're out there, creative and a little off your rocker but if I hang out with you I'm sure to find things I enjoy that I'd have never thought to look for. Even when you're being weird for weirdness sake there's just something fun about how colorful you are. (one of my favorites) Wise Cracker: You go ahead and pick that low hanging fruit bby. I appreciate you. You find a way to inject humor into everything but no matter how dumb the jokes you're still probably the smartest person in the room. May or may not be an actual cracker. (this one is my other favorite) Functional Nerd: Yeah, you're up on all your Elder Scrolls lore but you know the difference between a hobby and an obsession and you don't take yourself or your batman vs superman debates too seriously. You remember it's supposed to be about FUN. (this one is my other other favorite) Compendium of Useless Knowlege: I didn't know that....I don't know how YOU know that. But even if I can't use any of this information for anything it's good to know. The Middleground: Even when I swing significantly in one direction I like seeing you come in all chill and rational and break down both sides. What are your types? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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