Zop Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I maneuver a giant flying saucer over the hill and obliterate the ketchup guy with mah lazerz I r troo lazr masster is hill mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I rematerialize and fire an RPG-7 at your flying saucer, crippling it and sending it crashing into the nearby Valley.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I regain conscience and grab a knife.Must have stabbed him fifty fucking timesRipped his heart out right before his eyesI'm over easyEAT IT EAT IT EAT ITMy little piece of heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I start a revolutionthe hill of the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I dispense tear gas and rubber bullets. The riot breaks down.My totalitarian hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 I insert myself into the party and after several years of gaining influence I usurp control of the hill from you and install myself as the new Dictator. Sexy ass Dictator at that. My Communist Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I feel wronged and hire a sniper to take you out. I make my triumphant return as El Presidente.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) I blow the ketchup fox off the hill with my funky fresh rhymes.My hill, bigger than a bridge. Yo hill, look like a little kid's. My hill, supersize. Yo hill, two french fries.My hill, M16. Yo hill, broken vending machine.My hill, rumble in the jungle. Yo hill, got touched by yo uncle. Edited October 7, 2015 by Zop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I push Zop off the hill as he sings his funky fresh rhymes. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I roll CrazyTundraWolf over with a Boulder.(It's great to see you back, m8.)My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I master lasers and laser lasermaster's lazy ass with a blaster....And give him a plaster.....faster?Me = Hill Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 walk up to faust with a mask and fake blood galore. he runs off.my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Walk up to Cale wearing a mask holding a chainsaw covered in real blood. He runs off.My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 BOOM!My crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Pull out my Naginata dispatching those whom oppose me.My Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) I walk up to the hill with an army of scots, playing bagpipes and slamming the battledrums. My face is painted blue, eyes fierce. I shout to my men."Scots wha hae, in Wallace bled, scots wham bruce has aften led. WELCOME T'YER GORY BED OR T'VICTORY!"The Scots go mad, attacking the hill and gradually taking it over.It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom, and in freedom we live on Ben Caledon, my hill. Edited October 9, 2015 by Caledonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I declare war on Scotland and win.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 I declare the Independant Tuna Republic of the Hill and quickly move to declare myself president of the Tuna Republic Government in Exile. After a lengthy U.N meeting I manage to convince NATO to move in to kick you out and put me as the righttful president of the Tuna Republic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I overthrow you as president.My republic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 The defeated scots rebel and throw over the republicMy reclaimed Scottish hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I tear down the Scottish flag and put up an American one.My American hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Conquer the hill in an alternate timeline.My Nazi Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 I kill Hitler.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I put Hitler's brain in a mech and set it on LazerMaster.My hill, even if I do have to share it with a crazed robotic mass-murdering anti-semite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 12, 2015 Author Share Posted October 12, 2015 I play Justin Beiber's music on full blast on a giant mobile amp (with massive headphones to block it out for me of course) causing you and the robot to die a horrible painful death... oh baaaaaaaaby... My Hill and burned to nothing amp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Sensing that you are weak, I fire up my bass cannon, blasting you off the hill.My EDM hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I build another hill that's way better than THAT hill and hold awesome parties on it until everyone abandons the original hill and kicks me off it.Aww My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I buy both Hills and develop prime real estate on them.My empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I build a wall around the empire and make sure no food or other stock can get in.It's the wall of folk yeahAnd my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I convince the sheep that my belly is a safe place to hide and great for cuddles....I take control of the empire and hill. My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Turns out that one of the sheep you ate was one of my stealth kamikaze sheep.Boom.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 12, 2015 Author Share Posted October 12, 2015 I tell a bunch of Irish Gypsies you insulted their mothers and wanted to fight them. They bring their fella's with them and beat you to a living pulp. After which they invite you out for a drink, whils't you are gone I take over the hill. My Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I hire a gypsie to box for me. He wins, and I have enough money to purchase the hill back. Oh, and something about a burnt caravan.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I start the government of me and found out about some embezzling funds and illegal gambling syndicate and follow it back to you. You're under arrest for tax evasion and for being a fruit. Everyone knows tomatoes are vegetables! :V My Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 But then my lawyer discovers it is fake evidence, and you are arrested for tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice. I take the power back.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 But I am the government so I grant myself amnesty and evict you and your lawyer from the hill as traitors to the hilly throne... For ONE WHOLE DAY! Muahahaaha!My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 i claim the hill as my birthrightlaird Overshear comes to claim his lands.Dalzell C. Overshear is now lord of the hill.so it's basically my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 13, 2015 Author Share Posted October 13, 2015 I invite Jerry Only to bring The Misfits to perform outside the hill. The performance is such a disgrace to what the band once was that it causes everyone, including yourself to immediately attack Jerry Only and his son. In the chaos I sneak back onto the Hill. My Hill with amazing view of the brawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 The noise of Jerry Only and his son being beaten with their instruments sounds so much better than them playing those instruments that Kinharia runs down the hill to join in, at which point I destroy the polar icecaps flooding the entire world and leaving the hill as the only bit of dry land. Everybody drowns except for me and Kevin Costner.Our Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 my good friend and airshipmaker master maets flies his armada to the hillwe take the hillour hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I send the Mafia after you.The Mafia's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I send Elliot Ness after the Mafia.STILL the Mafia's Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 i join the maffiathe maffia's...and thus my... hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I lead a cult of vigilantes that murder your mafia. You flee town from fear of these warriors.My hill, at least until Batman comes in a giant monster truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I hire a witch to confuse everybody with a spell causing them all to think the left there ovens on so they quickly depart to run home. My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 I promise to sleep with you but instead slip sleeping pills into your alcohol. I kick you off the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I just look so damn cute you have to let me have it, and if not I bite.My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) I rush up quickly and deem your hill mine.My hill. Edited October 14, 2015 by Yarra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I rush up quickly and deem your hill mine.My hill. *bites your leg* My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I become godMy universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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