Moogle Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 "Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 "That's it, this galaxy blows" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 "I kinda like watching the twinkies on the dance floor... not on a shelf..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 "What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven" ~ Ludwig Van Beethoven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeWeePhoenix Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Sergio: Tell us everything you know. Health Inspector: Okay. Okay. Yesterday, we received a call from a vet who had a dog brought in with an unknown disease. The dog went into a coma and a few moments later came to, and was extraordinarily aggressive. He started attacking all of the pets at the clinic. We had to give him several tranquilizers and then put him to sleep. We followed the chip in his ear, which led us to this building. Ángela: One moment - was the dog called Max? Health Inspector: Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silo Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 "I've been hit. You sunk my Battleship!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 “Everything’s fuckin’ shit. Even the cars. Look out there now. See these cars? They look like they took fuckin’ 20 minutes to make, like they came straight out of a Kinder Egg. Even the buildings. Everything! Even the seats on fuckin’ trains, man. They’re like ironing boards.” -Liam Gallagher in an interview, ranting about how everything is shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 "It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering, for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive." -W. Somerset Maugham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 From 'Old Harry's Game', by Andy Hamilton: Islamic Preacher: But we reject modernism! We have nothing but contempt for the spiritually dead materialistic decadence of the modern technological age!Satan: I know, I've read it on your website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkShark Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 (edited) There's swearing in literally every sentence in this quote, don't wanna get in trouble by a random rule I coulda missed so you know "Believe in your fucking self. Stay up all fucking night. Work outside of your fucking habits. Know when to fucking speak up. Fucking collaborate. Don't fucking procrastinate. Get over your fucking self. Keep fucking learning. Form follows fucking function. A computer is a Lite-Brite for bad fucking ideas. Find fucking inspiration everywhere. Fucking network. Educate your fucking client. Trust your fucking gut. Ask for fucking help. Make it fucking sustainable. Question fucking everything. Have a fucking concept. Learn to take some fucking criticism. Make me fucking care. Use fucking spell check. Do your fucking research. Sketch more fucking ideas. The problem contains the fucking solution. Think about all the fucking possibilities." -a poster I found on Twitter. It has some other words on it but they're too tiny to read Edited August 26, 2017 by DarkShark I didn't use the fucking spell check wuw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 11 hours ago, DarkShark said: There's swearing in literally every sentence in this quote, don't wanna get in trouble by a random rule I coulda missed so you know We don't have any rules against swearing, for clarification's sake. The only thing we don't want is slurs and sexually-explicit text. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "And the ting go 'skRRRaa'... pa pa ka ka TA Skibby ki POP POP and a put put pRRRllll BOOM" -Roadman Shaq 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 "You are talking to the Automated Interaction System. Make your request." <Request docking clearance> "Negative. Your presence aboard is neither desirable, nor welcome." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 "The only time a man should be inside an animal is when he has failed to eat it first!" - Fangbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 "Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 "What if there's a fire; should I just stay and die if I can't find a supervisor?" - Everett, XOXO Droplets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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