Shiro Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Augmented limbs malfunctioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Stoned on catnip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Abducted by aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Ears have gone floppy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Stepped on a thorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 bag pipes sound like a trombone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Voice sounds like a speak and spell, likely a side effect of using Texas Instruments parts in cybernetics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Mind corruption from government experiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted May 1, 2017 Author Share Posted May 1, 2017 Diabetes, from licking off all that whipped cream and other toppings, from all those pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Hurt himself after giving into the hypnotic Fossa eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Keeps listing 8 degrees to starboard when in the water. Needs fixing or you might capsize next time you go swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Administering worming tablets and mauling the vet. These usually go together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Rabies vaccination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 Dentist, in this case: Dentures, I'm afraid. Teeth are too dull, and a sharp set of dentures is now needed in werewolf form to be effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Fell out of a tree. Again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Multiple gunshot wounds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 A modeling glitch moved his eyes down inside his mouth! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Suffering from nasty side effects of animefacation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Ate a glowstick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 Swimming tourist needed to be dislodged from esophogus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Pain due to Intestines becoming blocked up from indigestion brought on from eating lemurs too fast. I prescribe daily belly rubs to make the pain go away faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 tripping over misplaced, low paws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Radiation from walking by results in too many people with super powers suddenly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Arms won't stop spinning after attempting install Linux on self. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 To get one of those neck-cones fitted so he can fill it up with popcorn and eat hands-free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Killed by his own intestines (okay, that's just a metaphor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 The pretty lights made you fall into a water cube and now you have to be rescued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: The pretty lights made you fall into a water cube and now you have to be rescued. So, I am not in the veteriniary clinic yet? What are you doing then?! hurry up and rescue me instead of ponder of rescueing me! :V (skip me, do Fen) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 having a dog hear glued on top of your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Too much glorious dinosaur power to contain in one profile photo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Stuck in dependency hell after trying to patch Linux in order to fix spinning arms problem mentioned a few posts above. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 trying to squeeze through  small gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Tried (unsuccessfully) to graft these things to his arms: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Colours starting to run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 pulled a muscle with all that running Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 tripping over a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Really, really bad itch where you can't reach to scratch. Which is more or less anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 You are suspected to be carrying Histoplasmosis disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just anual de-worming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Treatment for the nerve disorder causing paralysis resulting in a permanent grin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Looking for medication for very long lasting common cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Fishing accident  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Aeon Reflux. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 You need to get testing for STD's from that hooker you bit... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 3 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: You need to get testing for STD's from that hooker you bit... Oh no, not the dreaded Suck Transfusion Disorders! (skip me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Mistook a real rifle for the wooden kind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Candy transplant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Ate too much carrots (these play merry hell with the innards of rabbits apparently) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 It was a bright sunny day, not a cloud in the sky and they were off to the market. Deciding to take a scenic route through the park, they were walking by the lake when out of nowhere a ninja came and stabbed them! Then out of nowhere a Nazi came and shot them and if that wasnt enough a pots and pans robot came and shot them with a phaser, not set to stun! But luckily they were brought to the vet by a passing T-Rex who happened to see the incident and they were quickly nursed back to health Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Severe diaper rash with signs of infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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