Faust Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Itchy back - can't scratch with those teeny little arms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 a toothache from biting into someones necklace 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Blew a gasket. My, how embarrassing! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 ears being too floppy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Hypothermia from not heating up evenly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Venom from a snake bite. Also, eaten by the snake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Tripping on a barbed wire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Run over by a snowplough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Making out with  a dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Meteorite shard in the chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Hitting head on a table after tripping over a marble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 couldn't read the instructions, got dick stuck in ceiling fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 He injected too many pots and pans and not enough baking sheets :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Booper has stopped making *boop* sound due to water ingress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Discovered they are actually a stoat, demanding DNA test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergalus Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Is very retarded so was taken to vet to analyze why and how much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Jaw stuck open 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Lopaw said: Jaw stuck open Copyright infringement of the Puma logo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 The old weasel war wound flaring up again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Straining legs trying to carry a cat to safety 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 His face has disappeared! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Moon bite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Cybernetics are failing. Maybe you need an engineer instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Ate a rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 The bagpipes blew back. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Flew into the wrong attic and got caught by the owner. It's a miracle you're even alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Got snagged on a nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Lopped a paw off while chopping wood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 he's the doctor. he works here. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Being attacked by a Welshman! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Hit with a fallen space rock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Ate some 2 month old road kill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Frostbite from staying out in a crazy tundra for too long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Was attacked by a kitten. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Set himself on fire while trying to use a flamethrower. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Treatment for exophthalmos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Other wolves pulling on his mane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Hypothermia and a skiing accident during an ill advised vacation in the Swiss Alps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Vocal cords stuck causing constant high pitched squeaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Got your fool face caught in a bear trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Protecting other coyotes from being shot and getting shot in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 A good teeth cleaning, too much meat stuck between those giant teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Injuries from traffic speeding incident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Ear infection that causes  the cartilage in your ear to break down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Coat problem that causes your fur to look like a sparkledog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Being kidnapped by a sparkle dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Identity crisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Being mistaken for a skunk and shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Dinosaur fluff keeps falling out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 A fight with the weasel from I Am Weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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