Chrysocyon Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Eating too many magical creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Assaulted by a lion, zebra, hippo, giraffe and a bunch of SAS penguins who were all very lost and had no right to interfere with the critically unbalanced ecosystem of Madagascar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Used in a test of the Bat Bomb by the US. Thankfully yours was a dud. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 short circuit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Struggling to pee, possible kidney failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 He lost that spring in his step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Fuzz has started to fall out unexpectedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 their whole body turned completely white... like so white that it blinds people... and the doctor that tried to figure out whats wrong accidentially stabbed them with a scalpel... so they had to go to another vet after the first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Swallowed a baby toy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Rabies vaccine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Sprained ankle in a rabbit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Swallowed a pain brush Edited March 23, 2017 by Snagged Cub A day later I noticed fucking autocorrect trolled me. I meant a paint brush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 22, 2017 Author Share Posted March 22, 2017 Tail caught in blender, making frozen drinks during a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Spine injury from over stretching in a attempt to reach another tree branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Fallen arches. (Is that even possible in digitigrade mammals?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Fell down the bed, I mean, the ceiling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 Whisker transplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Tail has gone floppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 27 minutes ago, Lopaw said: Tail has gone floppy Your vision is fleeting and you can only see in black and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Crashed his space ship when flying into Booty-Bonama 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 The panties finally snapped and cut his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Found out his glowy bits actually glow from a rare form of cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Alcohol poisoning. Had a rough party, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 25, 2017 Author Share Posted March 25, 2017 Psychological evaluation for confusion over species. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Puncture wound from a tree thorn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 run over by a car driven by... himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 You've been reduced to a stylish logo. Sounds painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 Injuries suffered while in a dump truck by the trash compactor mechanism. You've been flattened a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Molasses accident at the confectionery; they're going to have to shave you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 trying to enter an area the size of a thimble 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Got caked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Erupted into a blinding mass of flaming hydrogen. Prescribed three pepto-bismol and told to cut down on the Mr Pibb / Mentos cocktails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Flying into a wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 Tonsillitis  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 A bullet in the leg because a hunter mistook you for a wrong animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Boiled being in a hot tub for too long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Windows 10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Ripped a wing by accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Being mauled by many dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Got hit by a meteorite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Steam engine broke. We need an engineer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 A little too drunk on certain bodily fluids... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Dissection. They've not seen a wolf / otter hybrid before. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 Severe Ear Wax Buildup that needed to be removed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Bitten by a spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Wool has turned to felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Cosmetic surgery so he can be a Most Weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Broken fang trying to suck blood from a certain kind of not so alive husky  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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