Shiro 594 Posted April 27, 2017 Augmented limbs malfunctioning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted April 29, 2017 Stoned on catnip 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feelwell 2610 Posted April 29, 2017 Abducted by aliens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted April 29, 2017 Ears have gone floppy. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caledonian 1696 Posted April 30, 2017 Stepped on a thorn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Augmented Husky 555 Posted April 30, 2017 bag pipes sound like a trombone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted May 1, 2017 Voice sounds like a speak and spell, likely a side effect of using Texas Instruments parts in cybernetics. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frig 595 Posted May 1, 2017 Mind corruption from government experiments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fossa 1625 Posted May 1, 2017 Diabetes, from licking off all that whipped cream and other toppings, from all those pies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenrirDarkWolf 3269 Posted May 2, 2017 Hurt himself after giving into the hypnotic Fossa eyes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted May 2, 2017 Keeps listing 8 degrees to starboard when in the water. Needs fixing or you might capsize next time you go swimming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faust 1601 Posted May 3, 2017 Administering worming tablets and mauling the vet. These usually go together. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GarthTheWereWolf 2279 Posted May 3, 2017 Rabies vaccination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fossa 1625 Posted May 7, 2017 Dentist, in this case: Dentures, I'm afraid. Teeth are too dull, and a sharp set of dentures is now needed in werewolf form to be effective. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victor-933 1851 Posted May 11, 2017 Fell out of a tree. Again. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrGravitas 4798 Posted May 11, 2017 Multiple gunshot wounds 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenrirDarkWolf 3269 Posted May 11, 2017 A modeling glitch moved his eyes down inside his mouth! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snagged 1397 Posted May 11, 2017 Suffering from nasty side effects of animefacation 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caledonian 1696 Posted May 12, 2017 Ate a glowstick 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fossa 1625 Posted May 12, 2017 Swimming tourist needed to be dislodged from esophogus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted May 13, 2017 Pain due to Intestines becoming blocked up from indigestion brought on from eating lemurs too fast. I prescribe daily belly rubs to make the pain go away faster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Data 182 Posted May 25, 2017 tripping over misplaced, low paws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Augmented Husky 555 Posted May 25, 2017 Radiation from walking by results in too many people with super powers suddenly 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted May 26, 2017 Arms won't stop spinning after attempting install Linux on self. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faust 1601 Posted May 26, 2017 To get one of those neck-cones fitted so he can fill it up with popcorn and eat hands-free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snagged 1397 Posted May 26, 2017 Killed by his own intestines (okay, that's just a metaphor) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenrirDarkWolf 3269 Posted May 26, 2017 The pretty lights made you fall into a water cube and now you have to be rescued. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snagged 1397 Posted May 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: The pretty lights made you fall into a water cube and now you have to be rescued. So, I am not in the veteriniary clinic yet? What are you doing then?! hurry up and rescue me instead of ponder of rescueing me! :V (skip me, do Fen) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyranno 119 Posted May 26, 2017 having a dog hear glued on top of your head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Augmented Husky 555 Posted May 26, 2017 Too much glorious dinosaur power to contain in one profile photo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted May 26, 2017 Stuck in dependency hell after trying to patch Linux in order to fix spinning arms problem mentioned a few posts above. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyranno 119 Posted May 26, 2017 trying to squeeze through  small gap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Umbra.Exe 1208 Posted May 30, 2017 Tried (unsuccessfully) to graft these things to his arms: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted May 30, 2017 Colours starting to run. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victor-933 1851 Posted May 30, 2017 pulled a muscle with all that running Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyranno 119 Posted May 31, 2017 tripping over a cat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faust 1601 Posted May 31, 2017 Really, really bad itch where you can't reach to scratch. Which is more or less anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snagged 1397 Posted May 31, 2017 You are suspected to be carrying Histoplasmosis disease Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caledonian 1696 Posted May 31, 2017 Just anual de-worming Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrGravitas 4798 Posted May 31, 2017 Treatment for the nerve disorder causing paralysis resulting in a permanent grin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snagged 1397 Posted May 31, 2017 Looking for medication for very long lasting common cold Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Data 182 Posted May 31, 2017 Fishing accident  Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faust 1601 Posted June 1, 2017 Aeon Reflux. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenrirDarkWolf 3269 Posted June 1, 2017 You need to get testing for STD's from that hooker you bit... 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faust 1601 Posted June 1, 2017 3 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: You need to get testing for STD's from that hooker you bit... Oh no, not the dreaded Suck Transfusion Disorders! (skip me) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Umbra.Exe 1208 Posted June 1, 2017 Mistook a real rifle for the wooden kind. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feelwell 2610 Posted June 1, 2017 Candy transplant 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lopaw 408 Posted June 2, 2017 Ate too much carrots (these play merry hell with the innards of rabbits apparently) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astus 291 Posted July 3, 2017 It was a bright sunny day, not a cloud in the sky and they were off to the market. Deciding to take a scenic route through the park, they were walking by the lake when out of nowhere a ninja came and stabbed them! Then out of nowhere a Nazi came and shot them and if that wasnt enough a pots and pans robot came and shot them with a phaser, not set to stun! But luckily they were brought to the vet by a passing T-Rex who happened to see the incident and they were quickly nursed back to health Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victor-933 1851 Posted July 3, 2017 Severe diaper rash with signs of infection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
