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The furry above you has to go to the vet! Why?

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Voice sounds like a speak and spell, likely a side effect of using Texas Instruments parts in cybernetics.

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Diabetes, from licking off all that whipped cream and other toppings, from all those pies.

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Keeps listing 8 degrees to starboard when in the water. Needs fixing or you might capsize next time you go swimming.

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Administering worming tablets and mauling the vet. These usually go together.

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Dentist, in this case:

Dentures, I'm afraid. Teeth are too dull, and a sharp set of dentures is now needed in werewolf form to be effective.

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Fell out of a tree. Again.

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Suffering from nasty side effects of animefacation

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Pain due to Intestines becoming blocked up from indigestion brought on from eating lemurs too fast.

I prescribe daily belly rubs to make the pain go away faster.

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To get one of those neck-cones fitted so he can fill it up with popcorn and eat hands-free.

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Killed by his own intestines (okay, that's just a metaphor)

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15 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

The pretty lights made you fall into a water cube and now you have to be rescued.

So, I am not in the veteriniary clinic yet? What are you doing then?! hurry up and rescue me instead of ponder of rescueing me! :V

(skip me, do Fen)

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Stuck in dependency hell after trying to patch Linux in order to fix spinning arms problem mentioned a few posts above.

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pulled a muscle with all that running

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Really, really bad itch where you can't reach to scratch. Which is more or less anywhere.

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You are suspected to be carrying Histoplasmosis disease

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Looking for medication for very long lasting common cold

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3 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

You need to get testing for STD's from that hooker you bit...

Oh no, not the dreaded Suck Transfusion Disorders! (skip me)

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It was a bright sunny day, not a cloud in the sky and they were off to the market. Deciding to take a scenic route through the park, they were walking by the lake when out of nowhere a ninja came and stabbed them! Then out of nowhere a Nazi came and shot them :o and if that wasnt enough a pots and pans robot came and shot them with a phaser, not set to stun! But luckily they were brought to the vet by a passing T-Rex who happened to see the incident and they were quickly nursed back to health 

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Severe diaper rash with signs of infection.

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