FlynnCoyote Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 What dun killed the furries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Fursecution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 1, 2017 Author Share Posted March 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, Faust said: Fursecution. Got yer wings et off by a owl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 He ded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 After all these years of looking at furries, Caledonian never thought about what's inside of them. But that's about change now  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 They were snagged and partially eaten by a fierce predator such as a coyote. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Ate a poison bait trap 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyTundraWolf Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 You did some science but screwed up the chemical equation for your latest experiment which resulted in you accidentally creating an airborne gas that instantly shredded your lungs to pieces, instead of that food colouring you were trying to make and sell for a quick buck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 As a mortician, he works there on a daily basis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Because the vet couldn't extract the meteorite shard in his chest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Accidentally wandered into a substation, touched wires, caused a phase to phase fault, found out the hard way why furries  and 11KV 3 phase circuits shouldn't meet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 A situation you couldn't weasel your way out of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 spanked to death 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Struck by a car while watching a fox get spanked to death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 Slipped on a banana peel and landed on a triceratops' face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Called in to ID some bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Fossa attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Swung from a jungle vine and slammed into a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Choked to death on a bone D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I don't even want to know what mad doctors do in morgues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Trod on and/or was hit with a claymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Sucked into a jet engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Stumbled into one while drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 Called in for a surprise birthday party! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Swallowed a venomous snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Stretching too much to get to another tree branch, your fossa tube body couldn't take the tensile stress and a key artery was the first tube inside to snap. Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Ran across a still active landmine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Failed cybernetics update and bricked hardware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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