PastryOfApathy Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Like shit dude is legs are like made out of fucking toothpicks and he has like a head the size and weight of a fucking comically large bowling ball. How doesn't every sonic games just end with neck snapping from the weight? Shit's gettin' me all steamed man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Does Sonic even have a neck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Why are you questioning a blue hedgehog who runs really fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 How does Mickey Mouse's Head not prevent him from moving? It'd be such a heavy load to bare for that little body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Does Sonic even have a neck?No because it already fucking broke off. His head is like stuck together with superglue. How is he alive? Why are you questioning a blue hedgehog who runs really fastThis is serious fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Because he does what Nintendont 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Because BLAST PROCESSING!That's why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 This thread. I love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I wanna know how people can fap to characters who look like they're made outta fuckin' spaghetti and meatballs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Same way Mickey Mouse does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I wanna know how people can fap to characters who look like they're made outta fuckin' spaghetti and meatballs.I'd offer a demonstration but I don't wanna get banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'd offer a demonstration but I don't wanna get banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Sonic walks by wedging a chili dog firmly up his ass. It prevents him from running due to the fear of getting the runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I want to know how Tails' tails produce enough lift power to actually make him fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Relevant? Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 He doesn't run, he just preforms a series of continuous falls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiamat Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Geez its really not that hard to understand. Look:Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Trick question OP. Sonic doesn't walk. He just runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm sorry if I demand realism in my entertainment. Sonic isn't some kiddie garbage, this is mature entertainment and I demand it be treated as such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 It's magic, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I don't even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 People trying to figure out cartoon logic...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolorio Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Â Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Why?Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dischimera Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Am I the only one disgusted of how his lips are located in his cheek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Am I the only one disgusted of how his lips are located in his cheek?what about the fact that he only has one giant lumpy eyeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratical Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Sonic's torso houses an internal anti-gravity harness. His dangly legs are just spindles that hang out of the side and spin in a circle when the thing reaches full power and helps him move forward. Also, it runs on rings, that's why he absorbs them all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Sonic's torso houses an internal anti-gravity harness. His dangly legs are just spindles that hang out of the side and spin in a circle when the thing reaches full power and helps him move forward. Also, it runs on rings, that's why he absorbs them all the time.You blinded us with science! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I saw something recently that said hedgehogs crap uncontrollably when they run.Maybe Sonic should realistically leave a machine gun trail of turds when he goes through those courses of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I saw something recently that said hedgehogs crap uncontrollably when they run.Maybe Sonic should realistically leave a machine gun trail of turds when he goes through those courses of his.This is made even more believable by the chili dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 what about the fact that he only has one giant lumpy eyeballYou're welcome. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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