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How the fuck does Sonic even walk

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Like shit dude is legs are like made out of fucking toothpicks and he has like a head the size and weight of a fucking comically large bowling ball. How doesn't every sonic games just end with neck snapping from the weight? Shit's gettin' me all steamed man.

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Does Sonic even have a neck?

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How does Mickey Mouse's Head not prevent him from moving? It'd be such a heavy load to bare for that little body. 

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Does Sonic even have a neck?

No because it already fucking broke off. His head is like stuck together with superglue. How is he alive?

Why are you questioning a blue hedgehog who runs really fast

This is serious fucking business.

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I wanna know how people can fap to characters who look like they're made outta fuckin' spaghetti and meatballs.

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I wanna know how people can fap to characters who look like they're made outta fuckin' spaghetti and meatballs.

I'd offer a demonstration but I don't wanna get banned

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Sonic walks by wedging a chili dog firmly up his ass. It prevents him from running due to the fear of getting the runs.

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Trick question OP. Sonic doesn't walk. He just runs.

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I'm sorry if I demand realism in my entertainment. Sonic isn't some kiddie garbage, this is mature entertainment and I demand it be treated as such.

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Am I the only one disgusted of how his lips are located in his cheek?

what about the fact that he only has one giant lumpy eyeball

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Sonic's torso houses an internal anti-gravity harness. His dangly legs are just spindles that hang out of the side and spin in a circle when the thing reaches full power and helps him move forward. Also, it runs on rings, that's why he absorbs them all the time.

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Sonic's torso houses an internal anti-gravity harness. His dangly legs are just spindles that hang out of the side and spin in a circle when the thing reaches full power and helps him move forward. Also, it runs on rings, that's why he absorbs them all the time.

You blinded us with science!

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I saw something recently that said hedgehogs crap uncontrollably when they run.

Maybe Sonic should realistically leave a machine gun trail of turds when he goes through those courses of his.

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I saw something recently that said hedgehogs crap uncontrollably when they run.

Maybe Sonic should realistically leave a machine gun trail of turds when he goes through those courses of his.

This is made even more believable by the chili dogs.

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what about the fact that he only has one giant lumpy eyeball



You're welcome.

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