StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 The object of this game is to cause something bad to happen to the above poster or make him or her experience something unfortunate or unlucky. This can be almost anything—you can bankrupt the person, you can run over his or her pet, you can make him or her late for work, etc. Try not to do the same thing twice on a page, though.Next poster, what misfortune has happened to me that I should know about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Your wifi encounters a flaw that you cannot fix yourself, dooming you to no internet for a day or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Porn is suddenly illegal where you liveYou and I live in the same country. B3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 The leader of that country orders both of you executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 You spill soda all over your white shirt and can't change until you get home, but you are obligated to stay where you are for another couple hours until you can go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 You crash your car into a storefront window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 None of your clothes will fit you anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 JegoLego dumps you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 You have been set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 An aeroplane crashes in your back garden and your house collapses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 You get blocked in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Your computer turns into a self aware machine of destruction and chaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Uh-oh...You are robbed at gunpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llamapotamus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Your room is suddenly infested with poisonous snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You are cursed by a witch such that your boogers turn into fire ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 You have been convicted of bankruptcy fraud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 You have been stranded in an infinite and empty void for all of eternity. You can not die,eat,sleep, and you can not feel any physical sensation. You can not even entertain/distract yourself by retreating into your mind. You were also told that it was only temporary so you forever have false hope that one day it will end when in reality it will go on forever and ever for all of eternity with absolutly no hope of escape. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 You're fired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 You suddenly get teleported to Mars. There, you encounter several aliens about to eternally rape you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 You forever have everything you need, but nothing you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 You get hit by your favorite celebrities tour bus at 100mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 You have the exact same face as a known terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 You stub your toe and then turn around and stub the same one again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You run out of universes and die (or whatever happons then) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You wake up to find a friendly wolf spider sitting on the pillow next to you, she has brought her many children with her to greet you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You get neutered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 You're next in line after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 All of your eggs are poached (by thieves) then poached (by chefs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 There is a system glitch and you go back to having a blank avatar. You are not able to change it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Chaosmasterdelta said: There is a system glitch and you go back to having a blank avatar. You are not able to change it back. I've already got a system glitch where it doesn't correctly record the number of posts I make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 you don't realize that some places on the forums don't increase you post count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 You pour yourself a bowl of cereal for breakfast only to find that the box is full of spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 You wait enthusiastically for them to throw the ball When they flick it, you take off, but maddingly you are unable to find it! It seems to have disappeared into thin air... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 you get cancer from all the x-rays and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 You accidentally time to travel to an age where fur pelts are valuable currency and you're stuck inside your fursona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: You accidentally time to travel to an age where fur pelts are valuable currency and you're stuck inside your fursona jokes on you, as an anthro fox I am revered by humans and treated like a god you on the other hand get eaten by a squid after jumping into the ocean to save your friend's exodia cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Astus said: jokes on you, as an anthro fox I am revered by humans and treated like a god Yes, they used to revere a lot of animals - bulls, geese, cats, all sorts - most of them still got sacrificed. Y'know, to release their inner deity. A bunch of your 'worshippers' 'send you back to heaven' to 'mediate with the weather gods over a crop failure'. It is 'painful'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 unfortunately you are constantly bombarded by high frequency waves that make you think you are running into things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 SIDS :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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