Red Lion Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Poking around on facebook cause I can't sleep so I'm bored and kinda loopy. Anyway, somebody sends me this in a rage about how unjust the suspension was and how much she admires the girl and her aunt. I don't even buy for a minute this actually happened. Bullshit story is bullshit. As of right now I find it way more amusing than I should. God I need sleep....and a life. I smell bullshit. Steaming bullshit. Not once ounce of this happened, don't fucking lie to me you massive cuntopotamus. I picture you're a lonely basement dweller; a layer of stale Cheetos dust crusts your hands, mouth and keyboard, the orange clouds wafting from between your lips as you pant with your mouth open in your dank, tiny hole, making up stories about your fictional niece to fill the void in your life and your tumblr blog, panhandling for asspats on the internet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I love your reaction to this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 *Takes a bow* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 If it has no source, assume it's a lie. But also, it's written so poorly who could take it seriously? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 "A GIRL GETS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL; THE REASON WHY WILL RESTORE YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) If it has no source, assume it's a lie. But also, it's written so poorly who could take it seriously?AgreedNothing about this post is even remotely convincing. From the principal not explaining why she was being suspended to that ridiculous ham-and-cheese hangman metaphor."A GIRL GETS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL; THE REASON WHY WILL RESTORE YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY"lol.I love how the whole post is basically about the Aunt. Aunty taught her the speech, Aunty should be ashamed for teaching the girl things she shouldn't know about. Kid remembers nothing except that Aunty should be proud. Edited October 3, 2015 by Red Lion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Needs more FW: FW: Fw: Fwd: in front before I can take it seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I love the idea that the writer actually would've thought it was a somewhat believable story. It's like reading tifu on reddit.Also I've never heard the term cuntopotamus I might take that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 I don't remember where I learned cuntopotamus but it's one of my favorite swears. I highly recommend it for a strong rebuttal in weighty philosophical debates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratical Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I think this is one of those copypasta stories you see thrown around. Might pop up somewhere else but with "mom" instead of "aunt" or something. At least the sentiment behind this one is nice, but at most it's probably just based on a similar event.Cuntopotamus would be an excellent insult for a hippocrite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Cuntopotamus would be an excellent insult for a hippocrite.can i touch you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Reminded me of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Reminded me of thisThe sad part is that this is a pretty accurate representation of how naive some people are :'D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratical Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I deal with that exact thing with my grandma, just with phone scams. Like low-tech hipster scammers.can i touch youMay you touch me, and yes you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Blub... Glub...A nice warm cup of tea and an orgasm make most people sleepy.Rest well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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