Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 The poster above you tries to come up with the most boring, non-useful, mundane power they can think of and you try to turn it into something awesome.I'll go first. The power of not needing to blink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Defeat the weeping angels with ease. The power of not needing food or water. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Safe people that got lost in the desert.The power of typing at light speed. But only typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Safe people that got lost in the desert.The power of typing at light speed. But only typing.I would have a machine built that can create energy from my keystrokes like a generator and be paid to sit and type crapThe power to make Mashed Potatoes Hard like Concrete, only Mashed Potatoes as whole ones don't work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 use it as a biologic alternative to asphaltthe power to shine light out of your eyes, blinding yourself as soon as you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 The Human Lighthouse, who saves sailors from shipwreck in parts of the world that electricity and fire haven't reached yet simply by walking around and around on top of a very tall tower with a handrail.The power to turn parking tickets into warm tofu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 You prevent homeless people everywhere ,who live in their cars, from starving to death.The power to automaticly die whenever you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 improve the genepool by erasing yourself before you reproducethe power to change your skin to fabric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Fabric Man changes his skin to the fabric of reality and obtains quantum power over the whole universe!the ability to turn gold into lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 turn a bank into a near-infinite supply of ammunition for the revolutionthe power of never needing to fart or sneeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Get paid to fart into a tube while watching TV making methane which can be sold for fuel. The ability to think out loud (A separate voice from yours), but only in a Jersey Accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Become a popular comedian that works with puppets and makes fun of jersy accents.Having glow in the dark poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Producing glowing poo that can be used as a natural and safe alternative to plutonium for power plants. Ability to lengthen hair at will Edited October 14, 2015 by Mikazuki Marazhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Producing glowing poo that can be used as a natural and safe alternative to plutonium for power plants. Ability to lengthen hair at willplutonium is already both safe and natural thoadded ability to finely control the hair ability to smell everything for miles around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You could be hired by the fire department for early fire detection, or by law enforcement as a drug-sniffing dog. You could potentially smell chemicals and other things as well.The power of hearing ants speak. No other insects, just ants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratical Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 You can hear the ants' thoughts and mentally command them to do your bidding. This includes flying ants so you can maybe achieve liftoff with enough of them, so you got flight too in addition to being able to sniff out picnics.The power to melt into a puddle of non-toxic goo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 plutonium is already both safe and natural thoAlso it doesn't glow, and just glowing doesn't make something radioactive. The urban myth goes back to a brand of luminescent paint that coincidentally happened to be radioactive.Back on topic! Melting into goo makes you a brilliant infiltrator, able to sneak into the highest security facilities simply by oozing through grills and ducts that no normal person could get through. Of course you have to do it naked, and you really have to be careful not to get drunk!The Power of Attorney! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Become Phoenix Wright or Harvey Birdman, be awesome! \:v/The power to FLY!...One foot above the ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Walk on water like jesus. Also dodge Lego pieces on the floor.Telekinesis. But it can only be used to flip over people in wheelchairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratical Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 You can start your own differently-abled stunt show. Raise tons of money for charity to go towards research for a better power.The power to change channels with your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 ...First off, how is that a boring power? That's awesome! >:vMy first thought was to use said power to weave filter mesh fine enough to strain microplastics from seawater, but large enough to let plankton pass through. Because sometimes I think about ocean pollution more than I should. And yes, this is probably weirdly specific.Hmm... How about... The ability to microwave food to the perfect temperature each time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Well you didn't say that it required an actual microwave oven, so I give you:Microwave Man! Crime's Goose is Cooked!He fights crime by making criminals' heads explode. The only defence against this awesome attack is to prick yourself all over with a fork.The power to wear the same clothes every day for a month without smelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 16, 2015 Author Share Posted October 16, 2015 Get rich by selling fertilizer (because thats what poop is)The power to manipulate time...tellers (like clocks, sundials, and stuff that is used to tell the time/date) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Boost forum cred by making a kick ass responseYou can levitate but onlya few feet of the ground at 3:15PM on Tuesdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Do exactly what Zop said the last time this was suggested, except only at 3:15PM on a Tuesday.The ability to make your hair grow at super-speed (however you can't control it in any other way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Be the hero of the wig Industry.The power to look great on passport photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) You could be the best drug smuggler ever because everyone at airport security would be all like 'Oh wow, this person is just so awesome looking he/she/it can't possibly be a naughty criminal!'The ability to swallow whole and safely regurgitate anybody whose surname begins with 'TR' Edited October 19, 2015 by Faust Oops, 'ends' instead of 'begins' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 ...Im almost certain this is about voring Donald Trump publically in a shame-inducing mannerYou have x-ray vision but can only see under the clothes of morbidly obese people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Be a doctor that can scan obese people without the embarrassment for them to undress.The power to know what peoples Facebook profile pic looks like the moment you meet them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Freak strangers out because its funny, not a power buthey worth the entertainment!You bring people to life when you touch them, but kill them again with a second touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) That power is already awesome! The power of life and death over anyone? Brilliant! Sex could get a little bit awkward though."Are you a necrophiliac?""Yes. No. Yes. Ok, about 50% of the time. Technically. But she was alive when I finished."The power to eat shit and crap out the food that it originally was. Edited October 27, 2015 by Faust Minor typos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Alternative to growing resources on Mars. The power of melting your ring finger and growing it back at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Frodo would have killed for that ability at Mount Doom!The ability to tickle invisible fairies with the power of your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Have tons of fun with random giggling faeries.The power to attract police in any situation except when you need them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Lure them into a trap to get rid of them? The power of never needing to poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 My funposting capabilities have now increased ten-fold and I never need to buy in toilet paper. You are able to read the minds of the opposite gender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Earn millions by playing poker with womans. Ability to cause a runny nose when you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 on others? well you can have fun with that! the ability to enter a forum with your mind, but you can't post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You can access porn forums anywhere at any time The ability to know exactly when food is perfectly cooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Make any type of food perfectly and make big money as a professional chef The ability to sneeze at will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Get banned from this waste of life forum You find $100.00 bills on the ground on a full moon but you cannot pick them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Bring a trusty sidekick. There ability to see through watermellons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryptoKroenen Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Get crowned the King of Niggaville by its residents for your wattalicious powers...enjoy free KFC, hoes, and bathing in food stamps. The power to shrink your dick to the size of a thumbtack at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Show that pesky mouse who's the boss by shagging his missus. You are able to make pineapples appear about of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryptoKroenen Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Um, make millions as the greatest golfer of all time? I could simply smack the ball with the putter any which way and it would always land in the hole...Seriously that power is awesome...you were supposed to create a boring one! The ability to change a person's sexuality at will. 3 hours ago, Khaki said: Show that pesky mouse who's the boss by shagging his missus. WTF?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Well personally, I'd turn all the hunky men gay, leaving all the lovely wimmin for meeeees! I'm sure a lot of gay guys would thank me too. The ability to detect a transgression of basic human rights from up to a kilometre away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'd use it to know where NOT to go or be around. You have the power to give one article of clothing (or accessory) that you are wearing sentience and the ability to speak for 10 minutes. It only works once per item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Earn thousands by making furries pay you to bring their fursuits to life. Earn millions by offering your powers to fashion designers. You have the power to make any plastic paperclip in your view disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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