Senpai-Fish Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 When I started counting sheep I didn't expect one to end up in my bed o-O 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Why am I all slippery? What did I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 You are coated in butter. Don't panic, butter is an all natural, nontoxic lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Is that so? We will have to test this further just to be safe~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 If we are exploring the wonders of oral, I have barbecue sauce in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 Umm, excuse me, I didn't ask for sauce on my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 What would you like on your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 That can be arranged ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 could you two please have sex anywhere but my bed? I just got a new blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 We can have sex on her couch instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 where do you keep the boose I'm just here to rob you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 It's mixed with the arsenic.Go wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 It's mixed with the arsenic.Go wild.why are you mixing arsenic into your boose. Are you trying to kill yourself again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Err... I think I went to the wrong house again.. You wouldn't happen to be a$$sult69 would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Err... I think I went to the wrong house again.. You wouldn't happen to be a$$sult69 would you?I can be anything if you have enough money and vodka. And hopefully health insuance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 pokes, "Are you dead or playing possum?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd slap dat ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd slap yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd slap and grope everyone's asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd sneak out since you'd probably be without glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 *cuddles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 I've never been rammed so hard so literally before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Please don't make that angry face while we are doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 That night with you left me agapeAheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 could you at least take off the coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 I'll take it all off for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Immediately commit sudoku. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'm still leaking a little, myself. ^^This is the first post in this entire thread to make me pull a literal look of disapproval. Well done. I hope you're as fast at sudoku as you are in bed >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Not my fault you're a whore :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 It's not my fault you're a sheepshagger :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 KillWait, wrong thread. Let's try that againKill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 why do you hate me so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I don't! Uuh .. Um. Marry! Let's get married. Like, right here. In the bed. I'll call my parents 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'll get my priest suit and perform the ceremony How did I get here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Oh no! How did I get in a cathedral?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 17, 2015 Author Share Posted November 17, 2015 Me and the priest played a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 W-we did? Huh, that explains why my penis feels so sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 17, 2015 Author Share Posted November 17, 2015 It's because I sucked it like a vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 ......... fricking cogs.....what the trottling ells happened tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Does this mean you'll cook me breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuukiSkywolf Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Was there at least lube? Edited November 18, 2015 by YuukiSkywolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I hope I wake up with a matching music tattoo on my ass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 "Was I taken and brought here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 You're like a living body pillow. So soft ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 Your dong is like a pillow...But this pillow is pretty hewge and hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 You are tasty just like it says. Well at least one part of you is ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 morning.get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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