FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 But it is not so, because I AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 as a matter of fact. I DO have a penis under this kilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolow Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I know, I used it as a pillow last night after you pasted out drunk in my bed.... nice balls by the way~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrogio Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 That smug grin tells me it was anal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 What are you makin me for breakfast?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 My childhood crush becomes a reality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fell asleep with a kitty stretching out my undies, and now this??I don't know who you are anymore.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 .....I haven't seen you in my bed before. *offers a hoof* I'm Dalzell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rouge Artist Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 *Confused but shakes hoof* I guess it's good to meet ya mate. Heh, didn't really expect to see you here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Waking up next to a gruff, masculine, stereotypical Australian male. This is literally my worst nightmare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I thought stereotypical Australians were wankers?Also why the hell are you in my bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 Well I can wank something of yours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Woah, hey. Better get to work then!please don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I regret everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Please tell me we didn't do any 'watermelon' stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Feelings of severe disappointment. Also I'd probably have to go the bathroom because that shit always happens when I wake up with random internet strangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Hnnggghh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I'm sorry you didn't wake up with an otter. You must be disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Why would I be disapointed? You are just as good ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Can you make a mean omelette?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 no but I make great scotch eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Get to it then.   Pleeeeease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 I will rub all three of your horns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 shit. McSlayer's gonna kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I'd say 'Get your tails out of my face' but it'd probably come out 'Mef mor mailf ou' o' my fafe!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Well, you sure are faust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 ´mornin´ lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Well it seems I brought dinner home. Hope you like steak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I steal steak off counter and eat it ASAP because I know I am doing a bad thing and any steak I don't eat will be taken away from me but I may never see food again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I made breakfast in bed for you ^-^ after all its been such a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 AHHHH SMALL CHILD IN MY BED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 AAAAAAAH! CUTE WOLF IN MY BED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 hand me my kilt, I'm out of here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 can I play your bagpipes then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Oh thank zombie jesus you're not dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Your body is the hots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Pls don't call Chris Hansen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Now this is something new. A rat. Hello there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Why are you looking at me like that? Please stop ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 0___0 looking at you like what? 0____0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Kinny, we're sleeping here.Does that mean our foxes are in bed together too 0: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Where the bastartin hell did I just end up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 We come back to this image... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sparta Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 This is normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I get excited that an old poster has returned and I vomit a roadkill breakfast surprise all over the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I'm just glad you didnt eat me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Hi! Would you like some breakfast?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Finally someone who cooks breakfast! I'll have whatever you can make :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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