Wake Up With the User Above You!

[Astus 291]

Just now, LazerMaster5 said:

You are confusing me with the vulpine down the street. Now pack your stuff, I am taking you to him.

but... I wanted to stay and listen to metal with you :'(

[LazerMaster5 2629]

Just now, Astus said:

but... I wanted to stay and listen to metal with you :'(

But I want to listen to Cannibal Corpse, and they sing about disembowelment through people's body holes. Not kid friendly.

[Astus 291]

Just now, LazerMaster5 said:

But I want to listen to Cannibal Corpse, and they sing about disembowelment through people's body holes. Not kid friendly.

but... I've already seen them live on a trip with the orphanage D: (i've actually seen them at mayhem :P)

[Caledonian 1696]

*gives a felt sheep plush* here, so you don't have to crawl into my bed all the time

[Khaki 338]

The things you have to do for a home loan these days.

 

 

[Nolow 202]

D'aww, such a cute dog. You deserve some bacon!

[Khaki 338]

BACON!

 

 

[Caledonian 1696]

*plays the bagpipes while khaki is still asleep*

[Kinharia 806]

*plays the Irish Harp with Caledonian*

[iamtheend 22]

damn that pussy did it again...

 

[Astus 291]

That's not nice to say D:

[KryptoKroenen 95]

......what happened last night.......?

^ Pretty much my reaction if I had found out that I slept with anyone's sona in this thread. 

Edited February 10, 2016 by KryptoKroenen

[Caledonian 1696]

steam powered dildo?

[grassfed 552]

You look familiar, come here often?

[Caledonian 1696]

pretty often, actually

[Kinharia 806]

I'll get started on the fry.

[Nolow 202]

You may rub the belly~

[Kinharia 806]

*rubs the belly*

[iamtheend 22]

again...really? 

[LazerMaster5 2629]

Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?

Edited February 11, 2016 by LazerMaster5

[FenrirDarkWolf 3269]

BORKBORKBORKBORK

[Astus 291]

Huh wha? What's going on? D:

[Caledonian 1696]

fenn is shouting bork

Edited February 11, 2016 by Caledonian

[DevilishlyHandsome49 1951]

Gah! Stop poking me in the back with the horns >:c

[Caledonian 1696]

be glad I took the weaponry of.

[Kinharia 806]

Alright, all done trimmin' those horns ma'am. That'll be €50

[Caledonian 1696]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW MUCH I SPEND ON HORN ENLARGEMENT

[FenrirDarkWolf 3269]

Obby I'll enlarge your horns~

[Astus 291]

I'll make you pancakes ^-^

[Caledonian 1696]

are you crawling into my bed hoping I'll give you more plushies?

[Astus 291]

2 minutes ago, Caledonian said:

are you crawling into my bed hoping I'll give you more plushies?

that's maybe a possibility >.<

[Caledonian 1696]

*sighs and hands a small red fox-like felt figure*

[Astus 291]

2 minutes ago, Caledonian said:

*sighs and hands a small red fox-like felt figure*

Thank you ^-^ *gives you a pancake*

[LazerMaster5 2629]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[Astus 291]

2 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

My dad? He's a cold hearted killer who upholds and protects the idea of justice with a power beyond mortal comprehension

[FenrirDarkWolf 3269]

....

So do you want ice cream on your cake or naw?

[Astus 291]

3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

....

So do you want ice cream on your cake or naw?

I love ice cream cake ^-^

[Astus 291]

34 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Did you piss the bed you friggin monster!?

no that was obviously you >.<

[Hewge 870]

Not again !

[Astus 291]

Did you eat all my pancakes? >.<

[Kinharia 806]

I'm sorry I got really hungry! Here have a burrito!

[LazerMaster5 2629]

Got any chimichangas?

[Astus 291]

No but I made waffles for you ^-^

[FenrirDarkWolf 3269]

OH SHIT NINJA CUB

Edited February 12, 2016 by FenrirDarkWolf

[Caledonian 1696]

Oh,hello there.

[Kinharia 806]

That's it Cale. You're paying rent now!

[Sar 433]

1 minute ago, Kinharia said:

That's it Cale. You're paying rent now!

This would be a joke if there was an englishman in this threesome

[Astus 291]

Englishman? Why not an Englishwoman?

[TheGreatFanatic 358]

Well, shit.

[Kinharia 806]

RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!