LazerMaster5 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 In all due respect to any Florida furs here, people in Florida are fucking nuts. You could probably create a subreddit dedicated to all the hijinks that occur, from zombie hobos to armed and dangerous quad amputees to a man getting knocked out with hot sauce over Graham crackers. You can't make this shit up. And now there is a thread dedicated to the madness that is Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 You could probably create a subreddit dedicated to all the hijinks that occur ...You mean like this? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I can confurm, we're a bunch of freaks down here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I like staying connected with my family, but sorry uncle, I'll just stick to skyping you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Behold my homeland! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I can confurm, we're a bunch of freaks down here.We do have the best wildlife in the US, though. And if you live there long enough they teach you how to summon palmetto bugs to haunt your enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) We do have the best wildlife in the US, though. And if you live there long enough they teach you how to summon palmetto bugs to haunt your enemies.I did that last Friday! On another note we also have gator farms and python hunting. Here in Florida we enjoy Gator tail for breakfast and stylish snakeboots for evening wear....and Skunkape is just my Uncle when he came down to visit us one year, he lived ina trailer and skulked across the backyard quite a bit. Edited October 18, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I know, us Florida men are crazy. Thankfully I live in a fairly quiet town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Florida is half old people, half lunatics. The old people here migrate south to Florida for the winter and back up here to the north for the summer. If my job wasn't taking care of old people I would probably be pleased, but the gundick state is taking work from me. 3: Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Is this really that bad? I thought it was just a stereotype. Can't you take any state and find a bunch of crazy people in it? Except Wyoming which has no people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Is this really that bad? I thought it was just a stereotype. Can't you take any state and find a bunch of crazy people in it? Except Wyoming which has no people.Mostly in Miami and Tampa, I think, but I've definitely seen some of the weirdest news around Florida people. I mean, I've never seen anything as bad as that guy on drugs eating a homeless man's face off coming from any other state. I'm sure some other states are just as bad, but maybe they're just better at hiding their crazies from the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vallium Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 should I petition our governer to rename our nickname "The gundick state"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aouzy Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 My local rock station actually has a little segment called "WTF Florida" and every week they talk about weird shit that happened in Florida. Like this one guy who burned his house down after being told to stop masturbating in the window. http://www.rawstory.com/2014/02/disfigured-florida-man-sets-his-house-on-fire-after-he-was-scolded-for-public-masturbation/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) hahaha, I love that segment in the rock station! Pretty sure he referred to us as Florid-duh x3One of them was about this creepy kid who threatened to kill his mother's cat over a dispute over chores. Edited October 19, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I agree. We have a second home in Cape Coral and I recently discovered a coffee shop run by strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irreverent Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Some of my fondest memories were living and working in Tampa on IT projects. My family had a second home in Tarpon Springs (Holiday Lake, actually) and it was a great place. A little crazy when the snowbirds were there, but always a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 http://m.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/...only in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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