Azure Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 alright im gonna come out and say itthe thing that so many people would never have the balls to say themselvesCINNABON SUCKSthats right, you heard memy lovely little podunk ass town has grown since ive last been herein addition to redoing all the facades on the fast food restaurants, they also managed to build a whole pile of new and thorougly pointless gas stationsbut the real gem of them all is the big pilot truckstopthey have remodeled it to include a BRAND NEW CINNABON ATTACHMENTbut they liedsomewhere along the way the good people of cinnabon decided to change the formulawhat was once crispy and airy is now undercooked soft doughy trashwhat once gave thrill to my tastebuds with sugary magic is now just gloppy cornsyrup trashthe bun is crap, undercooked, and blandthe icing somehow managed to fail in saving it because it too is now just one note dumbed down sugar trashand to top it all off, they took for fucking everlike bitch i gotta go to work, this is supposed to be a convenience stop right?thanks for the fucking inconvenience stop cinnabonand for all you doubters, i went back the next day and tried againsame fucking trash ass resultsfuck you cinnabon, you have taken an odorous, bile filled shit on my childhoodat least they havent ruined orange juliusYET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 My parents grew me up on cinnamon rolls. Cinnabon sucks mega dicks, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 What Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Yall need a Tim Hortons. Their cinnamon rolls are pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I haven't got a clue what a Cinnabon is but that kinda sucks I guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Yeah Cinnabon is utter crap now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I've never had a Cinnabon. The only one that I know of that is close to me is two states away. I am sure there is one somewhere in my state. The closest I guess we have here is the cinnabon delights at Taco Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 perks of living around huge Amish communities: Amish marketsliterally everything they bake is perfect, I never have to go to chain places like Cinnaboni pity those who don't know this pleasure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 perks of living around huge Amish communities: Amish marketsliterally everything they bake is perfect, I never have to go to chain places like Cinnaboni pity those who don't know this pleasureI don't know much about the Amish, other than that they hate pasteurized milk. But do they use any form of sanitation when cooking things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Lol at people who get upset by Cinabon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 19, 2015 Author Share Posted October 19, 2015 perks of living around huge Amish communities: Amish marketsliterally everything they bake is perfect, I never have to go to chain places like Cinnaboni pity those who don't know this pleasureif you dont send me some shoofly pie and some goddamn chipped beefill kill youthrow in some pictures of cute old amish people in their silly black buggies and there ill be something more in it for youthough really what i need right now is for my goddamn beard to dry out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Yall need tim hortons in America You need at least one thing good in your country to balance out all the bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Thank the fucking gods someone else will say it. The new location I work at is just a few spots down from a Cinnabon. The saccharine miasma that floats by when you're outside, eugh.And yeah their cinnamon rolls suck. I hate it when people come into the store and then want me to let them see the jewelry with their sticky fucking disgusting nasty fucking fingers holding their massive fatass Cinnabon. I mean really?!? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 A Cinnabon rep coming to silence Azure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 American food... I cringe just by looking at it, I shudder at the thought of getting that crap anywhere near my mouth. But meh, now that I think about it chain restaurants are all gonna be shit regardless of their location. It's the ol' quantity over quality rule. Went to McDonalds again just two days ago. Screw your cardboard Mc-fucking-Toast and goddamn fries, it's gonna take a divine force to get me to eat at your place ever again. Officially tired of your shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 A Cinnabon rep coming to silence Azure.for real though that is how i actually watch televisionThank the fucking gods someone else will say it. The new location I work at is just a few spots down from a Cinnabon. The saccharine miasma that floats by when you're outside, eugh.And yeah their cinnamon rolls suck. I hate it when people come into the store and then want me to let them see the jewelry with their sticky fucking disgusting nasty fucking fingers holding their massive fatass Cinnabon. I mean really?!?does the cinnamon roll REALLY have to be that huge?it doesnt really qualify as a snack anymore, its an entire meal and they are going to eat MORE LATER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Thank the fucking gods someone else will say it. The new location I work at is just a few spots down from a Cinnabon. The saccharine miasma that floats by when you're outside, eugh.And yeah their cinnamon rolls suck. I hate it when people come into the store and then want me to let them see the jewelry with their sticky fucking disgusting nasty fucking fingers holding their massive fatass Cinnabon. I mean really?!?Well fucking damn. lolThat's the most intense shit I've seen you say in a GOOD while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I've hardly eaten at Cinnabon. Probably only have maybe like once? From what I remember, it was really fucking sweet and I didn't really enjoy it as much as people had hyped it up, and chances are I could get a better one if I just took an extra minute to look for a local bakery in my town. But a lot of popular chains have this same sort of disappointing hype to them that leave you wondering "why the fuck did I come here and why is this place so highly regarded?".For example, I don't understand why people lose their shit over Panera Bread. I hear people raving all the time about how good Panera Bread is and how amazing their food it. I've been there pretty often with my family and it's not that good, they're way too fucking overpriced, and I could find local delis and sandwich places that give me twice the quality and content for much less. I don't know how they even stay in business, let alone got so ingrained in society as "great sandwich place" but they did. And there's really not much you can do against popular franchises except wait for them to sizzle out of popularity when the next big overhyped thing pops up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 I've hardly eaten at Cinnabon. Probably only have maybe like once? From what I remember, it was really fucking sweet and I didn't really enjoy it as much as people had hyped it up, and chances are I could get a better one if I just took an extra minute to look for a local bakery in my town. But a lot of popular chains have this same sort of disappointing hype to them that leave you wondering "why the fuck did I come here and why is this place so highly regarded?".For example, I don't understand why people lose their shit over Panera Bread. I hear people raving all the time about how good Panera Bread is and how amazing their food it. I've been there pretty often with my family and it's not that good, they're way too fucking overpriced, and I could find local delis and sandwich places that give me twice the quality and content for much less. I don't know how they even stay in business, let alone got so ingrained in society as "great sandwich place" but they did. And there's really not much you can do against popular franchises except wait for them to sizzle out of popularity when the next big overhyped thing pops up.The people who think fast food is "good" or "delicious" are the same kind of people whose freezer is filled with frozen pizza bullshit, and to whom the word saute is just some more french bullshit.But by all means let them fill their bodies with disgusting food byproducts and an entire pile of saltserves them rightlrn2cookfgts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 its an entire meal and they are going to eat MORE LATERI don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Why are you people bitching about cinnabons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 The people who think fast food is "good" or "delicious" are the same kind of people whose freezer is filled with frozen pizza bullshit, and to whom the word saute is just some more french bullshit.But by all means let them fill their bodies with disgusting food byproducts and an entire pile of saltserves them rightlrn2cookfgtsI was eating a lot of frozen/processed foods when I was working retail for a few years and was too exhausted to be bothered to actually cook when I got home. It's only now that I've been back at college for a year that I've started eating a little better and learning how to make decent food without resorting to frozen things for 90% of my food intake. I still do occasionally eat some fast food and frozen things here and there, but I'm cooking better things now too. I'm even working on getting energy drinks and most soda out of my diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Why are you people bitching about cinnabonsBecause it's shit.And because people that eat said shit walk up to the glass cases I just cleaned and smear the shitty icing all over the glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I was eating a lot of frozen/processed foods when I was working retail for a few years and was too exhausted to be bothered to actually cook when I got home. It's only now that I've been back at college for a year that I've started eating a little better and learning how to make decent food without resorting to frozen things for 90% of my food intake. I still do occasionally eat some fast food and frozen things here and there, but I'm cooking better things now too. I'm even working on getting energy drinks and most soda out of my diet.Oh fuck soda. I had to get rid of that shit. It's so terrible. Most of it is like battery acid and tastes like the factory it was made in. Especially crap like Coke and Dr. Pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maya Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 i live in new zealand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 i live in new zealandCinnabon awaits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylar Husky Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) The worst part about Cinnabon in the malls is that it is $4.99 for a crap cinnamon roll. If it was $2.49 or less I could see why they would be crap.And as for Soda. I bought a Soda Stream which carbonates the water and the syrups have 1/3 of the calories and sugars of commercial soda per serving, that is if my brother and I do not make our own custom cola and other syrups ourselves on the stove. Homebrewing beer has given us a confidence with homemade soda as well. Edited October 21, 2015 by Skylar Husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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