Charrio Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Well I was just woken up by a spider running across my face, yeah sleep wasn't wanted anyways.It's the season when males are running around so they are bound to be running around but damn why me, and on my face.I am stark awake now, and checking every shadow for more, oh well no sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I dread the day this happens to me. I fear that since it's yet to happen to me, and since I'm in Australia... that the time will come all too soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I had a massive spider walk up my baggy trouser leg and then over my balls once.It was a hard choice between letting the spider be, or punching myself in the balls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 I had a massive spider walk up my baggy trouser leg and then over my balls once.It was a hard choice between letting the spider be, or punching myself in the balls.Wow I think I'd take the hit, the demon must die I dread the day this happens to me. I fear that since it's yet to happen to me, and since I'm in Australia... that the time will come all too soon.Oh god I can only imagine there, I'm afraid of Australia and it's crawlers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I swat them away reflexively. Sleeping outside has been good practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) edit: shit wrong thread Edited October 20, 2015 by Sir Gibby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 If I ever wake up with a spider on my bed/face I'm going to fucking scream. Then kill it with a book probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Luckily I'm not afraid of spiders, though I hate it when things crawl on me. Especially my dog. When a 25 kg animal decides to sleep on your chest you wake up wondering "Why can't I breath anymore?".Happens way too often. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I've had this happen, though my reaction is to just brush it away and go back to bed. Normally i'ts the cat that decides to plot on top of me when I'm sleeping, and he's kinda heavy. He also feels the need to purr RIGHT IN MY EAR despite it being fuckall in the morning.Basically, he's adorable :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I have yet to be woken up by something crawling on me, but I know they do.Lately I've woken up and found like a small almost unnoticeable bite on one of my fingers, and I'm suspecting ants since my roommate mentioned they've been bitten by ants at night in our apartment.I don't care about ants popping up once in a while, but if I every wake up to a spider crawling on me, I'm going to fucking scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Well I was just woken up by a spider running across my face, yeah sleep wasn't wanted anyways.It's the season when males are running around so they are bound to be running around but damn why me, and on my face.I am stark awake now, and checking every shadow for more, oh well no sleepI actually made a comic about that very thing months ago.And when I lived in Idaho for a summer, I once had a Black Widow crawling across my arm in the middle of the night o_________________________o Luckily I'm not afraid of spiders, though I hate it when things crawl on me. Especially my dog. When a 25 kg animal decides to sleep on your chest you wake up wondering "Why can't I breath anymore?".Happens way too often.Better than a cat deciding to sleep on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Ugh, that's happened to me as well. Not across my face though, thankfully. I have long hair, and sometimes it falls across my arm as I sleep, making me think there's a spider on me. I've learned to ignore it, otherwise I'd wake myself up all the dang time.Well...One night, I thought I felt my hair shifting across my arm again, only this time it wasn't just a brief sensation. Once it changed direction, I freaked out and turned the bedside lamp on, just in time to see a big dark spider scuttle across my bed and down into the space between the bedframe and the wall. Nope, nope, a thousand times nope.I never kill the spiders in my house, I get a cup and paper to catch them and throw them outside. Every time I'm unable to catch one of those thick dark spiders, they always come back later... So I knew it would be back. I grabbed a cup and paper and stood on one side of my room waiting for it, knowing I couldn't sleep until I got the spider out of there.It took a while, but I eventually tossed the intruder out. It was still hard for me to go back to sleep, though... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I dread the day this happens to me. I fear that since it's yet to happen to me, and since I'm in Australia... that the time will come all too soon.I thought that in Australia you could just turn out the lights and the huntsmen would converge on you and form a warm fuzzy blanket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 I actually made a comic about that very thing months ago.And when I lived in Idaho for a summer, I once had a Black Widow crawling across my arm in the middle of the night o_________________________oBetter than a cat deciding to sleep on your face.That was awesome heh,And OMG you know they do it and then hide laughing about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Eww. Call the Orkin man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I thought that in Australia you could just turn out the lights and the huntsmen would converge on you and form a warm fuzzy blanket.I don't have arachnophobia, but... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Or call slender man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 In my old apartment I woke up to a bark scorpion crawling across my chest once.I smashed it with a closed fist and wore that bruise with pride, as well as the 3 years I lost off my lifespan from the horror I felt as I realized what was on me.On another occasion I looked up while taking a shower and found one crawling on the ceiling right over my face, he later relocated to a much more accessible position.And then I KILLED HIM DEAD. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Spiders are one thing, but scorpions that's a no from me... I think I'd prefer the huntsman any day. Thank god I'm yet to experience this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 And then I KILLED HIM DEAD.Is it weird that seeing this makes me hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Is it weird that seeing this makes me hard?No, sexy forum posters that slay monsters have been the objects of sexual desire in many ancient folk tales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 We found scorpions in our house when I lived in Arizona. Luckily, we found them just as we were moving out, so I didn't get to experience them more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 oh man fuck scorpions I'm glad I don't have to deal with those anymorerelated i think i would kill myself if a centipede ever touched me. I don't think I could live with the memory of that sensation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 If it comes within melee range of me, it's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 That was awesome heh,And OMG you know they do it and then hide laughing about it Why thank you :3 and spiders just might be the greatest of all trolls... think about it man, THINK ABOUT IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Thankfully we don't get scorpions here in the UK. If they were they'd probably be one of my biggest fears.As it is, one of my biggest fears is finding a pregnant spider in my room with a massive egg sack on its back. If I do ever find something like that I'll actually die of fright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 One time when I was living in Arizona I woke up to a tarantula on my bed. I asked if my mom's boyfriend put it there. (He didn't) Also, one time I was on my laptop in Florida and a fucking snake fell on me. My immediate response was to ask my mom's boyfriend if he threw it at me. (He didn't, it was trying to climb the wall behind me) I don't know why I thought he would put a spider or a snake on me. He was an okay guy, besides the brain damage and racism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 One time when I was living in Arizona I woke up to a tarantula on my bed. I asked if my mom's boyfriend put it there. (He didn't) Also, one time I was on my laptop in Florida and a fucking snake fell on me. My immediate response was to ask my mom's boyfriend if he threw it at me. (He didn't, it was trying to climb the wall behind me) I don't know why I thought he would put a spider or a snake on me. He was an okay guy, besides the brain damage and racism. What the hell, Nature knows what they are doing.I swear this decree, any spider gets within my strike distance must die. If it comes within melee range of me, it's dead. Hell yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Collecting fighting spiders are fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 Collecting fighting spiders are funI've seen some documentaries on that, are you talking about the large orb weavers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I've seen some documentaries on that, are you talking about the large orb weavers?Something like that. they dont'Â bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I dread the day this happens to me. I fear that since it's yet to happen to me, and since I'm in Australia... that the time will come all too soon....leave... leave now... I've seen so many fucking videos of spiders, reptiles, and other crazy shit that would qualify as a National Geographic nature documentary where all it is - is some average joe filming the wall in their own living room... You're liable to die where you are just by getting caught in the crossfire of the war that will ensue in your own household. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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