Bloodshot_Eyes Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) No, I'm not bitching about vegetarians, or animals killing other animals.... but...I went to breakfast with my grandma this morning and I had ordered a "veggie" omelet cause I'm a vegetarian (not vegan). The menu said it had had cheese, green peppers, onions, tomatoes, & mushrooms. Sounded pretty good; came with sourdough and hash browns. It was gigantic, no way I could finish it, had to take the rest home.So it's nearin' 4:20 right? So I'm thinking: smoke bowl, eat rest of omelet. Great plan right? Commence!At this point I'm partially through the rest of my omelet and I feel an oddly familiar chewiness... I pulled it out of my mouth and to my terror I found out it was a piece of fucking HAM! I dug into it and found a bunch more. FUCKING FUCK!!!I'd probably been eating it the whole fucking time. DON'T CALL YOUR FUCKING VEGGIE OMELET A FUCKING VEGGIE OMELET IF IT'S NOT A FUCKING VEGGIE OMELET ESPECIALLY IF IT'S NOT LABELED! FUCK YOU!!!Fuck... Fuck it, I'm gettin' high. Totally legal where I live don't ban me bro. Edited October 21, 2015 by Bloodshot_Eyes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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